TSLA

Why? As well as TSLA does despite very obvious existential problems with the company, spaceX will take off surely right? I’m bearish as fuck on Elon ran corporations but no way am I buying any form of inverse derivatives on spaceX at or near ipo lol

tesla short guy is most enjoyable watch atm, lost 100k on ZSL, was up 200k on SNDK didn't sell, and now lost 250k on tsla in like a month all 401k

If TSLA closes the week above 410 I'm probably going skydiving without a parachute this weekend.

TSLA 2/13 400p

Loading TSLA calls every week. Enough dry powder to do the same play for 7 weeks in a row. I just need to be right once. TSLA will now go down 7 weeks in a row to nuke me

If Elon dies overnight where do you all think TSLA bottom is?

I just can't get past how self proclaimed alpha males like a guy that wears makeup. It's like people who bet on TSLA

I have an overwhelming urge to short TSLA right now.

Told you all to short tsla and asts yesterday so only one left now.

I forgot to scalp my daily TSLA calls today lmao

I'm holding leaps on all of them and they've been looking rough for a while.. The recent drops were awesome too.. Only thing offsetting the losses in trading short term options on spy, tsla and a few other tickers lmao.

TSLA is getting out of hand. Especially these last two weeks. How are all the other Mag7's getting hit these last couple of weeks but TSLA just sits up there defying gravity. Can't fkn wait to see that thing start to sell off. Even darling little hype stock PLTR is shitting the bed last few weeks (love to see it) but TSLA just dodges every bullet somehow. FAKE AF

Tsla flight to safety 400 pe 🤡🤡🤡

Tsla calls

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Are earnings real? Or just a maths exercise? Given the latest earnings, how is goog red and tsla green, jfc

What a 🤡 market, TSLA is green three days now

TSLA is like a big lie that all TSLA bulls agree to believe in. Historically, things like this can last thousands of years

Who tf is propping tsla up?

We aren't far away from META falling below the market cap of TSLA lol

TSLA can suck my average sized cock

How is TSLA holding its valuation at 390 PE while everything else crashed in the mag 7 and is at 20-30 PE??? LOL

TSLA wtf, I sold my calls at huge loss like an hour and 10 mins ago

tsla fckn retarded stock

die already tsla just accept it and go down

I will never understand why retards here STILL think its a good idea to short TSLA. It takes a single tweet to send the stock into orbit, and you think you're smart enough to short the most irrational stock on the NYSE? Fuckin figure it out.

I don't think I've ever wanted to see a company die more than TSLA, which is saying a lot considering the number of companies that deserve to die.

Nuke QQQ & TSLA so I can get out of these puts and full port XLE 🙏

This has to be a joke right? Why would you buy a robot from TSLA when others have much better ones?

Need TSLA $400 EOD

I use TSLA to see if SPY has bottomed out lol

!banbet TSLA 400 12d

dump TSLA pump APP 🙏👀

TSLA 435 eod

TSLA went up 2% because of a jobs report. Wtf that has got to be a fetish trade for rich fucks. No fundamentals can explain the meme.

I’m rooting for that guy who bought $600k worth of TSLA puts. I still think he’s regarded but fuck TSLA, that’s why.

Tsla peeps being exit liquidity is fucking awesome 

Why is TSLA going off a cliff?

TSLA puts guy is cooked. The $415 Feb 13 puts that were worth 10 a piece on Monday are worth a buck now

Where is TSLA puts guy

Enough of this shit volatility. Will reallocate to some safe assets: GLD, TSLA

Imagine buying tsla stock right now, you must hate money 

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued right now. All in to buy

Oh what would I give to be regarded enough to buy tsla calls

god i love tsla

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 382.65984 before 12-Feb-2026 09:47 AM -05

I got tsla pootz. somehow tsla is only up .63% while Qs up 1%. is this a good sign 🤔

Don't touch that shit, shorting their stocks would make as much sense as shorting TSLA but they're retard nationalists with diamond hands

Meanwhile TSLA at a 400 PE continues to be a safe haven

Have you guys heard of this company, TSLA? Sure they will have negative EPS in 2026 and are technically in distressed territory, but they are going to build slave robots and put data centers in space that somehow won't be affected by radiation exposure. Its a great buy at $425 per share.