TSLA

tell me when TSLA is $345

TSLA Moon Tmrw? 🚀

Tsla imma need you to follow spy harder

Just need tsla to touch 350 tomorrow and I’ll be a happy boy

you already did 930am first thing is tsla dildo

I stg if my tsla puts don’t hit I will never give wallstreet my money again

Tsla futes are gay

WHY WOULD TSLA BE PUMPING?

Tsla imma need you to eat shit. Then I’ll buy calls

Who riding tsla puts with me

Tsla moass

Tsla getting nuked tomorrow. Or I will be unhappy

Holding SPY $772 puts, TSLA $377.5 puts, JETS $30.5 puts, MRNA $80 puts😝

I fucking told you regards last week but you didn't listen. TSLA CALLS ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠋⠀⠿⠇⠉⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣶⣶⣾⡿⠟⢿⣷⣶⣶⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⣸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢀⣴⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣷⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣧⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⣴⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⢿⣷⣄⠀ ⢠⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣆ ⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿ ⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿ ⠀⠻⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⡟⠁ ⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⠛⠻⢿⣿⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠉

Addon: bond market no one buy. Corporate AI junk debt snowballing. TSLA burning money too 

Basically whenever Elon goes crazy on X saying some BS is when you should have known TSLA is going to announce some good news

> 8/28 - The World Humanoid Robot Games international competition for humanoid robots will begin late on Friday at the Beijing National Speed Skating Oval. The second edition includes 1,301 competition sessions across 51 events, 30 athletic competitions, and 21 real-world, scenario-based challenges. The humanoid robot sector has seen a burst of investor interest following the high-profile Unitree Robotics IPO and more promises from Tesla (TSLA) on the potential of its Optimus product. There better be sexbots present.

TSLA feels like a evil wizard is keeping it from plummeting. Biggest recall in history and it rallies lol. Feel like it’s gonna shit the bed out of nowhere

TSLA next week will be back down

TSLA just goes up with bad news, nice little 5% gain today for the 10 robotaxi to release in Vegas!!! And the crowd goes wild, 2.9 million to recall in China, no biggie 💰

Well typically tsla tops out around November ish so I’m thinking it could pop up to post ipo levels but idk if it’s really on people’s radar rn

TSLA probably going to rip $30 points Monday. Momo chasers is all you really need.

Fucking tsla https://youtu.be/LpxT9TLGoLI?is=x16j2y\_swEykLPgI

There were many insane plays this week other than MRNA, which didn’t require insider knowledge: MSTR 110 calls were a 100 bagger. HOOD 100 calls were a 50 bagger. TSLA 360 calls were a 40 bagger.

I hope that you bought some TSLA puts for next week

Switched from SPY to TSLA options for the first time today and it’s crazy how much I don’t give a duck about the strait or oil anymore

Still Holding $772puts 10 . TSLA puts $377.5, JETS $30.5 puts x5, MRNA $80 putsx4 😎

Y’all think tsla will dump Monday?

Pray for me y’all. The rest of my port resides in tsla puts for Monday

Well that little dump that tsla took at the end if the day help no one

$tsla fucked me non-consensually today

Idk why I didn’t wait till end of day to buy my tsla puts. I never learn

Bought some Monday exp TSLA puts, there's some dude I came across on Insta that full ported into TSLA including a chunk with margin. Someone needs to counter this retard

Im fulling expecting to see tsla open at 350 Monday. And if not I know god isnt watching over me

Y’all fucking sell tsla tf

Tsla youre a massive whore

TSLZ for TSLA

Dump it all tsla. Just like my shit this morning

Yeah I have a feeling my tsla puts won’t but Monday. But fuck it

!banbet TSLA +10% 1w

Burn tsla. Fucking burn

This is the point where TSLA is super scary cause a big move could come in either direction.

TSLA is quite the circus, still

If my tsla puts print Monday im never buying puts again

Tsla recalls three million cars, shoots 6% lmao wtf

Some people are so dumb buying tsla stock on news that they have a massive recall… not me. I bought calls

Tesla is recalling over 1.6 million vehicles in China - TSLA +5%

Wow MSFT If TSLA comes down now too

TSLA ripped another +10% because they are, infact, not saying it's not the biggest oil glut they've seen

Read a bearish article yesterday on tsla. I should’ve known better