TSLA

Google is the only mag7 that really looks good. TSLA is OK (but is of course fundamentally a dumpster fire)

I am holding NVDA, GOOG, TSLA and ORCL for Santa Rally.

I made 75% on TSLA puts yesterday. I may try again with the houses' money.

Before PLTR and TSLA, but after never.

TSLA to $200 pls

Who wants to gamble with TSLA Jan 2027 150 puts?

what if we all pump TSLA 🤓

POET BULLISH TSLA SHORT

Lol TSLA fraudbot fell backwards and the "AI" (Indian in VR control) made a motion to remove its AI goggles. The future books detailing all the lies and fraud of this era are going to be bangers.

people be like "oh Netflix is pretty expensive for its PE, I think it should probably dip down to its fair value" and then also will say "tsla calls at open"

TSLA teleportation you say? TSLA 1000 eoy

Not sure why people are blowing loads for TSLA over their robotaxi, when GOOG has been doing it for years

im thinking more tsla puts tomo

SMCI & TSLA calls at open for me

Quantum so cool I would never short long term I have no idea how that it works it’s a theory though and that’s lowkey how tsla works

im gonna need +5% on MAG7 minus TSLA. They can take the market cap from TSLA and put it on MSFT GOOG AMZN thatd be greaaaat

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You know, a generation of American kids will grow up thinking: "this is how a big business meeting is supposed to go, in the big board room: everybody goes around the table kissing the boss's ass, and if anyone challenges the boss then he yells at them. This is how it's supposed to work, obviously, or he wouldn't be POTUS." Ameripoors r fuk. Position: SPY puts, VIX calls, TSLA puts.

Shorted TSLA last week and lost thousands. Of course it goes down this week.

It’s still always crazy to me that tsla has a bigger market cap then the next 10 car companies

tsla is a soybean farming company now

Lol, 300 p/e for Tsla. Should be trading at book value lmao

My massive long port: NVDA, GOOG and TSLA; gonna fuck Wall Street market-makers.

What does the company with the ticker TSLA do?

Me (Friday at close): “I sold out of a $100k short position in TSLA so expect this thing to be $295 a share before the end of the year.” Thanks market 😎

TSLA is going to be an Enron/WorldCom combination that adjusts how democratization of the market functions or ends it

CVNA about as absurdly priced as TSLA

So at least my guess that the shiny new scam, CVNA, would drain some mana from the tired old scam TSLA turned out to be correct.

Exited tsla puts for a loss even after today's drop. Maybe I'll have learned my lesson this time(ill probably do it again).

TSLA yahoo finance board is just one Bangladeshi pumper calling every short Chinese, and bunch of devastated shorts sheathing about fundamentals

If Morgan “Dojo Supercomputer alone is worth $1T” Stanley turned on Musk because of the Swastika post, might be the top for TSLA

Yall celebrating TSLA dump made me all excited, only to see it down 3% Calm your tits people

TSLA fair value is slightly more than Ford. Still a long way to go!

Bye Bye TSLA 👋🏻

TSLA could Lose 66% of its value and would still be expensive objectively

heres to hoping elon destroys his bladder with ketamine and has to sell his tsla holdings to buy a new one

TSLA is really cheap

tsla 420p weeklies on the menu

TSLA is GHEYYYY

TSLA calls for 1/16 stupid expensive

When tsla v

The problem is everyone valuing ~~TSLA~~ CVNA as just a car company when they're a ~~battery~~ ~~solar~~ ~~energy~~ ~~self driving~~ ~~AI~~ ~~robotics~~ scam

$TSLA is such a joke. LoL

Tsla back green soon

TSLA should be a $50 stock not $450

you mean TSLA at 22

the year is 2026. corn is at 60k, googl is at 120, tsla at 220. what happens now

Melon's Nazi Europe will make sure TSLA price is $50 by next Christmas

Got more TSLA at 438.3, fuck it.

MAN FUCK TSLA