TSLA

TSLA premium so juicy on the 1dte. Sold some 460c's. What could go wrong? (Don't worry I know exactly what could go wrong)

Break this range already TSLA pls

TSLA to 380 by eod would be hilarious. No skin in the game except pure comedy gold.

I missed it, what manner of fraud did TSLA pull this time to get out of the gutter?

Totally normal price action TSLA

TSLA is obviously the most regarded stock in existence

I’d never short TSLA because like old man Keynes said “the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent”. However, TSLA has weird cult vibes and is basically religious devotion at this point. It’s really nasty.

TSLA has been stalling too much. Go to your EOD target of 470 already

The year is 2030. The world currency has become fractional TSLA shares with Emporer Elon presiding after his purchase of all nations. Only the City State of Hawaii and New Zealand have resisted, thorns in his foot.

$TSLA stock price doesn’t make any damn sense. And I own a Tesla.

I understand why some people dislike Elon musk but regardless you support his business or not why don’t we ride the wave and make money along with him too? I’m holding tsla puts now but it’s not bc I hate him.

I like how NFLX shits the bed while TSLA is like, “Oh, it missed. Let’s go up.”

wtf TSLA

TSLA gets pumped after every large drop

$NFLX with great cashflow continues to drill on a one off tax hit. $TSLA goes from red to green on nothing but sheer crime with the market continuing to believe Elon's bullshit. lmfao you can't make this shit up.

It's obvious that a lot of you did not read about the "sex robots" in the TSLA forward guidance.

wtf tsla stopping messing with spy.

TSLA puts toast

Wait TSLA is green wtf 😭😭😭

TSLA is such a dumb stock

tsla just casually moving up $30 while being a bleeding shitty company

Why is TSLA so high? This is dumb.

Musk definitely buying TSLA to help his chances of his pay package being approved.

Stop loss triggered. 587% gain on my TSLA call. This almost makes up for how much I’m down on GLD

The washout on tsla tomorrow will be gnarly 

soo the TSLA earnings were good or bad ?

don't even have open positions, just bored as shit in class watching SPY and TSLA lmfao

!banbet TSLA 460 1d

lmao TSLA up 2%

Honestly I think its Elon leveraging himself through other companies/funds. Surely no one with any brains is buying Musk's pipe dream and purchasing TSLA at 270x P/E.

TSLA up 10% from its low this morning LMFAO

TSLA hits 500 tomorrow huh

thank god I had lotto puts on tsla if I had near the money puts I would’ve malded so much fucking harder today lmao

Hmmm thinking about adding a tsla short position here

Bought a Tsla call for 1k and sold for 1.1. Now is worth 2.1 🤣

At this rate, TSLA will BE the stock market in a week or two.

TSLA bears lol

TSLA false breakdown. Bears are absolutely cooked.

so hard to not go balls deep in TSLA puts rn but I know logic doesn't apply to that stock and it'll hit $500 by next week

Do I dare to short TSLA here? N-no I don't. \*scurries away\*

TSLA bears taking it no lube

TSLA gonna have a +$20 day

everything: rugs tsla: no, i dont think i will

I stopped myself before buying TSLA puts. I'm learning never to bet against the fanbois

I don’t even own TSLA but there is no bear that is funnier to see getting crushed than TSLA bears

TSLA 🤡

TSLA sells ideas, those are better than money

There were (10) 500K average blocks the last 15 min on TSLA. It's a bit odd as even institutions don't drive that volume on the 1-minute when buying. It's a BIG BUYER PROBABLY ELON

Suddenly I became a TSLA bull (after closing the short leg of my credit TSLA call spread). Amazing company, CEO is the best in the world. A little 10% push and my calls will be ITM

TSLA drones are infinitely worse than the meat stock shills lol at least BYND sells a product