TSLA

How is TSLA still not 50 usd. Not a hypergrowth, not a car company like wtf is this valuation. Same goes for PLTR. And fuck crypto too while at it.

I never thought I would say this on a Monday morning but tsla 0dte calls at open

Instead of buying calls on good companies on red days and getting theta fucked later maybe I should buy calls on TSLA because that has literally never ever failed to bounce

is there actually anything that's green? metals, corn, mag7, tsla, cvna, spy all red

Of course my TSLA puts expired last friday. FUCK YOU ELON CHILD FUCKER.

My TSLA puts expired on Friday. 417.5P. Sigh. Fucking pedo fucker. Hope the Felon gets mowed down by FSD. PEDO FUCK

1dte TSLA options over the weekend are diabolical

TSLA PLS SUB 400!!

It's crazy to me that anyone is still buying TSLA. Now that Elon is firmly in the Epstein files, there's such a massive risk of some former accountant or CFO coming forward like that Enron lady did. NDAs and threats of litigation against whistleblowers only go so far. People really hate pedophiles.

ok. so heres my battleplan: Already bought some bitcoin MSTR at open TSLA is short and will stay short PLTR is short an will stay short i dont touch any metal, im not in crazy casino mood sell any remains of anything that could have any exposure to AI minus Google Buy more Bitcoin survive

It's crazy amidst all the mayhem, TSLA is still at 400 PE ratio with 1.5T market cap. Musk is a true conman

Need TSLA to eat bigger shit

MSFT gave STDs to TSLA

Thinking about moving some of my TSLA shares into this MSTR dip. Mostly boring long term holds for me since the melania coin went tits up

Audience member: "Ummm, Negrodamus?" Negrodamus: "Yes, my child." Audience member: "Negrodamus.....why do white people love TSLA stock so much?" Negrodamus: ".....White people....love TSLA stock....because....Elon Musk makes Jeffrey Skilling....look like Mother Theresa." \-Chappelle's Show, 2026

FUCK TSLA AND FUCK PLTR. PEDO LED COMPANIES

I think Epstein and friends didn't let melon in because they knew he was tryna get dirt on a bunch of people and to keep the tsla pump strong.

TSLA 0

Elon will announce tomorrow TSLA will pivot into breakfast burritos.

kinda wanna text Ross Gerber and ask what he's doing with his $TSLA shares

Holding nvda, tsla, and appl here. Only 2 out of 3 ceos are in the files so maybe its not too bad?

SPY 700 TSLA 450 LETS GO MONDAY🚀

TSLA gap down/up/flat on monday?

Here is how Cathie Woods largest holdings performed in January 2026 Tesla $TSLA -4.3%🔴 Crispr $CRSP -4.7%🔴 $ROKU -12.3%🔴 Tempus AI $TEM +1.3%🟢 Coinbase $COIN -13.9%🔴 Shopify $SHOP -18.5%🔴 $AMD +10.5%🟢 Robinhood $HOOD -12%🔴 $BEAM -0.3%🔴 Teradyne $TER +24.5%🟢

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TSLA ending green even though Musk admitted to going to Epstein island.

Oh look!!! TSLA green. Interesting.

TSLA just changed his identity exactly like his Elon's son/girl...

TSLA comes out and says they are no longer a car company and you guys are still salty

TSLA at a 350PE will continue to be a flight to safety

TSLA to $42,069 within a year doubters are regarded

my TSLA puts gonna pump tomorrow. Corn dropping all but confirms it. The SpaceX merger stuff was a sell the news event, that’s what drove price up to 500 originally despite everyone know the deteriorating status of the company. It’s old news and now late retail is getting grifted into. 

!banbet TSLA 0.0 4w

I bought 9k worth of TSLA at ipo pricing and sold for a loss. This is my degenerate origin story, been taking trading Ls every since

TSLA no longer identifies as a car company m'kay, please respect it's new identity and don't dead name it as a car company anymore m'kay 🙃

Will TSLA pivot to autonomous child trafficking next?

Watch msft to keep tanking next week because old president diddles, and TSLA 450 because of the same news

🍈being in the files is somehow gonna make TSLA green on Monday

Reminds you of tsla bears and nvda bears in past decade? Cant go more up because thats all its been doing!

The problem with TSLA wanting to switch to being a robots-making company is that they want to make consumer robots. Which is stupid. There is a way to sell a lot of industrial robots for manufacturing. There is a way to sell military robots to governments throughout the world, especially now. But who the fk wants a clanker in their home?

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!banbet TSLA 500 5d Elon always wins

> Elon Musk is opening his wallet and reigniting his political apparatus for the 2026 midterm elections, signaling a return to the political arena months after suggesting he would retreat to oversee his business empire. — WSJ # TSLA PUTS

Melinda got some td's from ol' Billy dirty dick... this guy is still short tsla. You guys fucked.

SpaceX merging with TSLA so fanboys can keep piling money in Elon knows what he’s doing 🫣

Hopefully this BTC plunge sends TSLA flying past my $427.5p

All I know is...when TSLA first rolled out the EV years ago, they were essentially the only game in town. Today, I see EVs from nearly every car maker, and so many different models. Sedans, SUVs, minivans, trucks, buses, etc. . Who gives a shit that Tesla has **A** EV model. People have options these days. Lots of options. And they aren't choosing Tesla.

Ok but honestly, TSLA as a car company is basically screwed, right? They don't have any modern car model. 3 and Y, despite facelifts, are old. Cyberflop is a joke. Robotaxi is tying up production lines with something practically unsellable. As a company they have wasted the last 5 years designing everything other than actual cars for people to buy.

Reminder that a fuck load of TSLA valuation comes from their 🌽 holdings which are evaporating