TSLA

Fuck you tsla dump

TSLA doesn't care about VWAP lol

TSLA what you doing stepbro

I have an insane amount of TSLA lotto ticket puts…

Fuck it. Im buying way otm puts for Monday on tsla. I’ll either bring my port back or finish it off

say what you want, TSLA is a wild trade.

TSLA (1.44T) is now worth more than META (1.41T) lmao

I sold tsla calls yesterday at 2.73 that are now over 18.00

TSLA volume is dying.

Tsla puts anyone?

You know what’s fucking terrifying? More people bought TSLA stock today than sold it. Those people are real, they’re actually out there somewhere.

Tsla can you dump

Tsla it’s time to eat shit

TSLA recalled 5 million cars, which means it pumped 5% and dragged the market with it.

Jesus tsla when does it stop

y the f tsla is pumping 5%

TSLA is going to 368 and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Why in the fuck did I not hold all the tsla calls I bought yesterday. Fuck me man im sick

I like how TSLA is dragging up the SPY with its 5% pump, based on news that they have to recall a record 3 million of their Chinese car sales. Solid market.

Hmm SPCX down 4% on the week and and TSLA up 6.5%. I guess Elon always wins.

was down 75% today on tsla from iv crush, then up 12% lol never give up

Solde my TSLA calls for $450 yesterday. Today it would have been $8500. It hurts. It hurts really really bad.

# [Tesla recalls 3 million cars as part of China-wide push to stop hidden door handles](https://techcrunch.com/2026/08/21/tesla-recalls-3-million-cars-as-part-of-china-wide-push-to-stop-hidden-door-handles/) TSLA up 5% ....Elon's companies really are just anti logic stocks lol

Alright where's the regard who said he was buying TSLA puts at open

holy fuck dude, tsla call bought 255, went to 60, was pussy didnt grab another, sold at 240 and it went to 300

TSLA nonstop lulz

TSLA stock price has nothing to do with people buying Teslas

Tsla wtffffff

Bahahaha hourly rsi for TSLA is fuckin 81

it looks like TSLA is going to $400. I'm real tired of this shit

Got myself a tsla put. Most regarded thing I ever did but hope it works

TSLA overvalued but it's the one stock I don't have the balls to bet against. Random pumps fueled by regard strength 😭

First time? Bad news pumps TSLA it’s good news you have to be careful about

So there's basically a bunch of bad news out on tsla and it's up 5% lol

gained big on tsla, bought $225 call within minutes its now $60 xD fuk

It's always a good time to buy tsla puts. Not always profitable, but always good

Did TSLA announce a merger with SPY for FSD calls?

EVEYR FUCKING TIME I WATCHLIST AN OPTION IT GOES +100% and TSLA put I watchlisted went 30% but I couldn’t buy. I buy now it goes back up

TSLA up 4% on news it had to recall all its Chinese cars for killing people We’re back

At higher interest rate, 10 Yr 4.7 $TSLA $LCID $RIVN all EV at risk. Consumer spending less. When economy heading recession, is market cap $1.5 Trillion EV companies sustainable longer, $GM went bankrupt in 2009 downturn

TSLA has got to be the most revolting stock in human history

TSLA full regard

Never touching tsla again

TSLA needs to recall 3 million cars in China due to hard to find emergency latch on the door. Both over the air update and cars needs to add a label on the latch. Stock up 4%.

ty for whoever said tsla i owe u

That tsla pump ain't gonna hold with the market dropping.

tsla never holds. play that as you will

TSLA IONQ FSLR OKLO WULF All going to be September runners. Load calls.

Do not buy puts on TSLA. It can run to 55EMA. Then consider it. Otherwise, don't fight it.

Tomorrow: China bans Tesla. Market: TSLA up 20%