TSLA

I want to short TSLA so bad

TSLA is a well that valuation guys fall into and drown. It's been that way for many years. It's a hype/cult stock that only occasionally corrects.

!banbet TSLA 350 3w

So do we have any new sources or reports for TSLA Optimus progress?

I can't wait to wake up to find the market absolutely blood red with every stock down double digits, yet somehow TSLA is up 5%.

The market has a limit to how many frauds it can sustain at once. Right now I believe it is BTC, TSLA, and CVNA. Don't know if it can pump the OpenAI bags as well.

TSLA puts guy making a comeback tomorrow

was inspired by that big bet yesterday and STO tsla 3/20 call spreads but already terrified tbh, there’s no way the first one is free with tsla shorting

Why the fuck is TSLA up then! 😡

no matter how much dd you do youll realise tsla is the play

NVDIA AMD BA TSLA RKLB etc

20. I’m not really a good representation of what the average 20 year old is like tbh, but I know that almost every one of my friends sports bets. It’s a growing trend. Whether or not ppl want to do it under one roof is difficult to say, but from my perspective, I like having markets such as “will TSLA beat eps” with the odds before making a trade. Great capture of sentiment, and to be able to have that all in the same app is pretty impressive

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!banbet TSLA 395 21h

TSLA just keeps getting more bad news (R2 release and more VP's leaving the company) and the stock goes up more LOL

Some quick math tells me the $Tsla 600k short guy is indeed down 70%

As a TSLA put holder, I endorse this message.

we have members of congress saying trump is 100% implicated in the unredacted files. we already know musk is implicated. (why is TSLA not collapsing?) if the system is going to collapse soon, i feel like the market is under-reacting.

I think it's funny TSLA got a bump for Elmo chasing away more people that actually knew what they were doing

Surely tomorrow is the day the market begins its violent repricing of TSLA and PLTR to reasonable levels, right guys?

The way tsla moves that might have paid off - just not today 😕

What if I told you could make your money back but you will have to short asts and tsla. It’s ok though you won’t do it.

guys i screwed up. i bought tsla 410 poots for 0.42 but didn't realize they were 1 dte wtf

I love how WSB has these legendary characters popping up every now and then, like the $700k grandma INTC guy. Now we have the $600k TSLA PUTS guy... NFLX, take notes.

Of course TSLA up thanks to the 600k put regard.

Looks like the only reason for TSLA to be green is to bankrupt the guy who bought 600k near term PUTS 😂

Not looking good for $TSLA 600k short guy. Probably down 70% by now.

I am tired of this trading man. I am gonna create a pedo ETF and chill. DJT, CRWV, APO, VSCO, JPM, BCS, MSFT, TSLA, GOOG, H, PLTR, META

Seems tsla is now hyping up the semi to distract from all the other failures but found this PepsiCo did a 500-mile trip with the Tesla Semi from California to Phoenix, but it was just for PR purposes. The batteries completely burned out, which is why on PR trips like this, they bring three Tesla Semis, with two being towed on a diesel Semi truck, only to be swapped out when the battery dies the other two Semis on the 500-mile drive [this is why Tesla classifies the Semi as being in “pilot production”: the battery pack is not strong enough to deliver all the specs on range, etc. which Tesla promised in 2017].

Why on earth is TSLA green? They’re literally not selling anything anymore

It's ok. TSLA has nowhere to go but down.

TSLA pls

10x on TSLA as always

Cool, TSLA the place to store value

Oh man it did NOT hit for 600k short dated TSLA put guy

Job report will dump everything tomorrow so it should print but we know how TSLA is so maybe not LMAO 🤌

TSLA is a 1.6 trillion dollar startup company

This may have been the best or the worst time to take a TSLA short (probably worst), we shall see

TSLA power hour while QQQ dumps into close 🤡

So much red, but of course TSLA is fucking green.

TSLA $65 EOY

DIE TSLA DIE

Fucking TSLA

TSLA 6 March 445c

Realistically, HOOD giant beat, up 30% market follows, meme stocks pump, ATHs, jobs report shit, no one cares. MU to 700, NVDA flat per usual, TSLA random “car deliveries down 99% YOY in random European country” * stock pumps* GOOG to sell bonds 700 years out, *stock pumps* Elon says “scrap the moon” we’re gonna try Neptune, ATHs again.

TSLA p/e under 400. Bullish af.

When can i yolo TSLA futures on margin

No such thing as the Mag 7 any more. It's the Mag 6. TSLA is a POS hanging by a thread.

I need TSLA down -10% by tomorrow

SPY down but TSLA up means this is still a 🤡 market.