TSLA

TSLA long or short? big pp or small pp?

Shorted TSLA at 450 today. Will short more if it is up tomorrow. Maybe I am a moron (probably am), but this is a fucking joke. This pos will come down and I am stubborn enough to keep averaging.

TSLA pumping to new ATH tomorrow on the back of "it's bad of course, but not as bad as we thought" would be the most TSLA thing ever

Tsla down 20% tmr?

Why is TSLA up big today? Any sales miss around the world?

When TSLA flashes down to 330 for a split second, is that a short capitulating or what?

Of course TSLA

Dear TSLA god plz cook that book with all the spices and give us some fucked up numbers like 550k delivery and the stonk moons 25%

TSLA to drop 10% tomorrow on disappointing delivery numbers. PUTS all in.

Holding TSLA puts overnight. Pray for me.

Imma need +15% on TSLA tomorrow

Tsla up another 3% on declining sales and revenenue, what hell.

I bought some TSLA puts. Pray for me

RDDT can drill much more. Take TSLA to hell with you please

I think a meteor could strike Fremont and TSLA would still go up 3%

TSLA prolly gonna gain 3-5% tomorrow when numbers are out

Imagine not owning at least some TSLA

Got this new strat. TSLA calls. It works 100% of the time. Impossible to lose. Stock estimate for 600 end of year, 12000 by end of 2026, 165000 by end of 2027.

Can’t help myself, I want to short TSLA, but I know it’ll go to $500 if I do, and drop like an anchor if I don’t.

if you have the stones to hold TSLA puts through this unrelenting bullshit, I am fairly confident you will come out ahead if your strike is at least 6 months out. Idiotic melt ups are what create the best setups for high upside short positions. Just look at what happened between December and April. It do go down. They have the clocks, but we have the time...

Tsla release breaking news on ai sexrobot advancements or something?

TSLA bears punching air. Story as old as time LMAOOOOOOOO

TSLA wtf LOL

Less car sales is actually bullish for TSLA. They can move away from cars and work more on their business that makes even less money right now. Super bullish.

Believe it or not TSLA calls even up here is probably safer than puts

TSLA 500c?

Very organic and natural growth on TSLA

TSLA is just going to lie about it's sales right? I mean nothing stopping them from doing so? Calls?

TSLA is literally CISCO 

TSLA at $460 is a joke man. NVDA should be at $400 then

What TSLA buyers know that I don’t lol

Can’t wait to find out TSLA sold 12 cars and watch it shoot to 500

TSLA = hubris

SPY going up today from last nights lows is something but the real head scratcher is TSLA up almost 40% this month.

Thinking about buying Tsla so that it will finally dump

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You. Yes *you*. I get it, I do. TSLA shouldnt be this high I agree. Dont fuckin short it. You'll only hurt yourself.

TSLA 500 EOM

You know market is cooked when meme stonks like TSLA and NVDA propping up the market

TSLA $500 is not a meme, but I’m not chasing it lol.

Seriously what keeps TSLA pumping

When I think of a stock that deserves to be up 37% this month, TSLA is always the first one that comes to mind.

When TSLA corrects down to $80. That's when you know we are back on fundamentals, until then ... Calls

Everyone is expecting TSLA to drop post-delivery Too easy, puts

TSLA calls are easy free money 

MOARP on TSLA, if I'm right I'll call it the (Mother of all rug pulls) and if I'm wrong I'll call it the (Mother of all Retarded Puts)

LMAO TSLA BERS

Does anyone recommend TSLA puts for sell the news tomorrow?

Volume on TSLA 940c Jan 15 27’ ???? wtf

At this point I simply refuse to keep on trying to find any sense in TSLA