TSLA

Tsla loves to fuck me fuck their cars

TSLA puts?

# TSLA PUMPING ON RECALLS CAUSE DOOR CANT OPEN! LETS GO CLOWN MARKET

TSLA 368 easy next week. Hope ya'll bought calls today.

TSLA is so far out of the bollinger bands it's silly lol

Is tsla a car company again?

Fuck it tsla 0dte puts

My paper handed tsla calls are currently 6x. I hate myself

lol TSLA. Say what you want about Elon, but he is the ultimate hypeman for his companies.

tsla puts are free money and I’ll give u head if you disagree

last chance to get in on flying TSLA roadster. Will use FSF (Full Self Flying) to take your directly to the moon. Edit: Jokes aside - Institutions know something. They are buying like crazy

Paper handed my TSLA calls perfectly minutes after buying them 🤡

Jesus tsla fuck you

Tsla btc holdings up >$45 million today

Bruh why didn’t I just fucking buy tsla calls. I was so right yesterday. Wiped half my port

WHY IS TSLA MOONING WTF

Every bag 7 ceo can learn a thing from Elon. Master of talking up his shit. If you look at every possible metric, TSLA should not even be close to its current price, but here we fucking are.

TSLA keeps struggling to break through that 351 wall. Once it breaks through it'll rocket.

How do you even predict tsla movements

Tsla is so fucking dumb holy fuck

TSLA looks good for a September run up. Averaging into $390 mid to late September calls.

Tsla just fucker me so hard

Fuck you tsla

Rip to my tsla puts?

Down tsla down

Tsla fucking dump

I wanted Appl puts but didn’t buy. So tsla you better dump

Well I bought tsla puts at the wrong time

Even TSLA as overvalued as it is has actual factories and capital. Bitcoin is completely imaginary. Yes it is a massive capital destroyer so there are lots of real goods being wasted to maintain the network, but a bitcoin is not a claim on those goods.

Kinda thinking tsla puts

Should’ve only bought spy and tsla calls but diversifying with mu puts seemed smarter

Tsla looking pumpy again. Wish I held my calls

Who cares if 🥭 shills 🌽❓ He shilled TSLA🔋 in front of the entire White House

FUCKING HATE MY LIFE LOST EVERYTHING YESTERDAY BOUGHT 2x TSLA 352 1DTES FOR 0.8 EACH WITH MY LAST 160$ CURRENCY EXCHANGE BUGGED AND MY CASH BALANCE WENT -0.05 Cent I HAD ANOTHER CONTRACT WORTH 10$ 15MINS BEFORE CLOSE FUXKING XURSED IBKR LIQUIDATED MY TSLA 352 CALL FOR LAUGHABLE MARLET SELL 0.65 WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NOT SELL THE 0.10 ONE LMAO ALWAYYS CURSED THIS SHIT COULD HAVE SAVED MY FUCKING PROT TODSY GUCK IT SKJDJD F M L

Is it safe to come out. Looks like we weathered the down voting storm. Calls on TSLA

Down voting is the new TSLA.

Buy SNDK and tsla. V

Made 15k on TSLA covered calls over the past 4 days.

Fuck crapto. I never buy anything that isn’t backed by real value. That’s why I own SPCX and TSLA🤡

META or TSLA calls at open tomorrow will feed families. Too bad you can never guess if its 1 or 2.

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SPCX and TSLA with the totally legit last ten minute pump as usual.

TSLA forming tiny little pipi pattern

Tsla just sneezed

Go tsla go

Tsla calls?

TSLA looks bullish af

Man why didn’t I hold and buy more tsla puts

lol Elon probably lost like a couple of billions today. SPCX and TSLA.

only tsla & amzn is dying.. the are drilling barely -0.26%