TSLA

We're at the point where TSLA is a better stock than NVDA 🥀

The dude that sold me those TSLA puts is probably doing cocaine in a tropical place with big booty Latinas rn. Fuck that guy

except bad TSLA news makes the stock go up, i think it feeds on puts

Ok. I'm legit regarded and need to get out of this sub ASAP. Just bought TSLA 420p at 0.69 per contract Just for the lolz...

Finally got my money back from TSLA after months of holding. I’m officially a hater now. 😎

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!banbet TSLA 460 1d

So this TSLA pump was just to spite Burry??

TSLA at 450 strongly suggests this is cope pumping

TSLA fucks me no matter what direction it goes, I’m always inverse this piece of shit.

Damn, Amazon must be the worst MAG7 this year. Its only up like 6% YTD. Ever TSLA that was down -40% this year and now up 10% YTD. I'm not angry, I'm disappointed!

🥭 announces he's gutting fuel emissions requirements, something directly benefiting F, GM, STLA Stupid fucking TSLA, for whom this is *bad* news, pops more than them God I hate this company

Tempted to buy 69 contracts of TSLA eow 420p just for the lols

!banbet TSLA 430 1w

LET THE TSLA DUMP COMMENCE 🧘‍♀️

does spy move opposite of tsla?

If you bought TSLA this afternoon I'm sorry for your upcoming losses

Keep buying TSLA puts so it hits 450 ty

I hate TSLA just as much as the next bear, but you have to have a death wish if you short it

You don’t understand that TSLA is going to sell every man, woman, and child a sexbot

TSLA runs on stupid and there is plenty to go around

I saw the TSLA chart and didn't even need to check the chat to know you guys have been buying puts all day. Rip

TSLA going back to ATH lmaoooooo

Sold TSLA around 446.6 (cost 429.6) and took profit BOOYAH 🤣🤣🤣

Burry said “TSLA overvalued”, he’s right tbf as much as I hate him TSLA pumped in his honour lmao

Death, taxes, and TSLA regard strength

Michael Burry jinxed all TSLA short trades, didn’t he? LMAOOOOOOO

I'm doing it, I'm buying TSLA PUTS 😬

I'm copying the guy that just bought $12M of tsla calls. Already up 10% in ten minutes

cant wait to see Cathy report purchase of TSLA shares at 446

Michael Burry’s butt: 😳🍑 TSLA Shrek dick: 😈 🍆💥

Tsla stock mooning on their robots is poetic since they haven’t sold one

Can I get some of that (what do TSLA bulls smoke?) ketamine?

TSLA dump incoming!

who tf told me to buy Tsla puts. where is that guy"

lol how’s TSLA up

TSLa bulls conveniently forget about Waymo, other car manufacturers, other robot manufacturers and long time chip manufacturers? when setting price target not to mention the recalls and oh so nice cybertruck that can’t even do truck things/ gets stuck if there’s an inch of snow.

I am long MSFT, short TSLA... what a setup lately

I guess TSLA is just a forever Ponzi scheme now. They can’t ever re rate it or re price it for what it’s really worth because it’ll disrupt the over lords SPY price… so I guess it just goes on forever. Total meme.

What do u know, my TSLA long is ripping too.

The whole market is a roller coaster, but TSLA is still climbing!? Someone tell me something I don't know

Do you guys think my tsla 3/26 360p is forever cooked lol

There’s just no way TSLA q4 earnings do well

AIpocalypse has begun TSLA still propped up by Saudis

Missed my opportunity to jump out of TSLA at 145 😤

I thought Black Friday was over. If you aint loading up TSLA puts right now, you gotta be smoking moon rock

Making my monthly wage in GOOG monthly calls: pod racing Losing my monthly wage in TSLA monthly puts: believe it or not, also pod racing

Tsla what a bargain

Tesla has almost nothing to do with TSLA.