TSLA

When Elon says we won't need jobs in the future, here is his plan. In the next earnings call, Elon will promise that TSLA is projected to make 1 quadrillion dollars profit in the next quarter. The algorithims, automatically believing this, will send TSLA up to 100,000+ per share. It will also bring SPY to like 5000 in a single day. Massive wealth will be created for everybody holding a simple s&p 500 index fund in their portfolio or retirement account. Everybody will be able to retire.

For Elon and TSLA shareholders sake, I hope the Optimus robots 🤖 are sexbots Otherwise, it’s just going to be expensive Alexa with metal bod

My moves for tomorrow is pray TSLA stays above 400 till April.

!banbet TSLA -10% 14d

TSLA fake bot is a bubble you heard it here firth 🙌

TSLA is 15x over valued RN and their are people calling 390 a generation dip

TSLA PLTR MSTR BULL RUN WILL ELIMINATE ALL GAY BERS

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So I think TSLA hits 600 when Tesla and space x merge

Sure! Buy MAGS hedge with TSLA puts

TSLA and META were the only ones green after earnings btw Cold cold world we live in.

Q4 2025 Revenue Growth, YoY % Change... $AMD: +34% $META: +24% $GOOGL: +18% $NFLX: +18% $MSFT: +17% $AAPL: +16% $AMZN: +14% $SPY: +6% $TSLA: -3%

My TSLA ber thesis is Elmo will get caught doing something similar to what the KONY 2012 guy did in San Diego at some point this year. Look it up.

Can't fucking believe I'm betting against TSLA again, but here we are.

Has anybody just thought of selling loads of TSLA puts on deep red days. I think 🍈has too many fanboys and rich hedge fund friends to let the company fail. It seems like free money.

Puts on MSTR and TSLA, easiest decision of my life

TSLA wants 420

Clifford is mathematically impossible. Back up we go until next time. Tsla 500 eom smh I’m regarded and holding puts though

NVDA PLTR TSLA dip buying just works. It’s incredible. Regarded, but incredible.

I remember the feeling I got of wanting to get a Walther P99 when I first saw Pierce Brosnan mag dump some Slavic mercenary in a tux It's the same feeling I get holding TSLA calls on a Friday

Tsla is worthless car company now that it broke off Xai

Just bought some TSLA 1000 calls, master manipulator about to make these print

Now that Xai broke off, tsla is a worthless car company 

MSFT shareholders see a P/E of 25 and are looking for safer investments, like TSLA. 🤓

Its the year 2300. NVDA has taken over the world, China has become an oligarchy, and the Epstein files are still redacted. Spy is still $685+-5. Elon.ai tweets "TSLA sex robots next year for sure!" and the stock hits $9999

Tsla please stop my hole

Inclusion in Epstein Files? Apparently Bullish if you ask TSLA shareholders. 😆

PLTR MSTR TSLA HOOD BTC gonna rally for the next 6 months out of hatred probably. I don't see any reason they would go up so they prob will

qqq $600 and TSLA $400 are clearly bottoms 

How is TSLA outperforming MSFT, again

Why cant MSFT behave like TSLA? Can they learn from Elon and pump their own stocks ?

How is TSLA green?

Fucking TSLA. Pos deserves under 400

Hold or sell tsla 0DTE calls?

Sell or hold tsla calls?

TSLA calls purely because of how fraudulent it is

WSB Top 10 Since 01/05: |Symbol|Change since Added %| |:-|:-| |MU|21.39| |ASTS|11.74| |GOOGL|5.11| |AMZN|\-1.68| |IREN|\-6.81| |TSLA|\-9.33| |RKLB|\-12.73| |NBIS|\-17.88| |PLTR|\-22.55| |RDDT|\-37.55|

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So is Is tsla

Imagine how hard TSLA would have mooned with those MSTR earnings numbers 

Thought TSLA was a tech co bro. Every tech is plunging and this bs with the nand memory are stabilizing. Wtf man?! Somebody fucking help me with hood, mstr, and fucking bitch ass iren. All good time must come to an end. Fuck it! DCA and calls!

TSLA is going to join the party real soon and crash real hard, it's the most overvalued Mag 7 stock

Make that mag1.....Apple is now a subsidiary of Guhgl....and TSLA is a ponzi scheme...

As long as TSLA doesn't mirror Fords P/E Ration, the markets are still overheated.

when mango is out of office i predict $TSLA at $30-40 range

Haha, my long dated TSLA put spreads are finally in the green, I’ll just place them in front of my worthless SPY put spreads so I don’t have to look at them.

Dead serious…Guy I know took a loan out to buy $1 million on TSLA at $439, $100k PLTR at $169, and $100k IREN at $58. I might give him a call tomorrow and see how things are going.

I'm down hard this week for sure but that's the sacrifice I'm willing to make to see MSTR, PLTR, and TSLA go down in flames too.

a MAG7 that isnt TSLA missing?? Thats just embarassing.

I keep thinking one of them will miss and pump 15% but this would usually be tsla not amzn. Amzn always dumps on earnings