TSLA

S&P chart drawing a TSLA logo

Even fucking TSLA is green, but GOOGL cant even touch it. Pathetic piece of shit.

what in the fuck is TSLA doing?

Fuck sold my tsla puts too early

TSLA FUCKING DIEE HOLYY FCUKK

wtf is going on at TSLA rn, this movement is so autistic

What you mean, be more specific, I hold tsla lol

!banbet tsla 260 8w

Looks like My TSLA $332.5 call is f$$ked tomorrow 😔

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My TSLA puts expiring tomorrow are cooked <\\3

Send TSLA to 0

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I bought 3 TSLA 8/16 $350 calls… Wish me luck

🚨Merger Warning Remains In Effect Everybody should now be on high alert for potential God Candle for TSLA from merger with SpaceX, could happen anyway from now till Jan 2027

Kinda need TSLA to open at 230

I despise META but it's funny comparing it to TSLA's performance. Hated CEO with low public speaking skills? Check. Promising the future? Check. Deep in manosphere bullshit? Check. Difference from Zuck and Musk? Meta makes hundreds of billions a year in profit. TSLA makes single digit billions. Of course, TSLA is the one that has a massive valuation.

Tsla 345 at open

TSLA calls , SPY and QQQ puts😂

Everyone wants to go as fast as a tsla but gas just can’t do it

Got my Tsla and Spcx calls loaded

i’ll take that tsla, bought tsla 350c 5 mins ago during that dump and right when it hit 3, shit pumped my calls to 15% idk how but ez $800 can’t complain tbh

How about you retards stop buying these profitless shit stocks like TSLA and SPCX and let them die like they deserve?

Perfect day, NVDA puts into TSLA puts, gonna fuck off for the day now thx bols

LMAO tsla bulls get fucked

Imagine being so retarded you buy SPCX and TSLA... SAD!

Fucking knew I should’ve got tsla puts

Why didn’t I buy back into tsla fuck

I’m full ported Tsla spcx lol

Aapl, tsla, msft all green EOD

Damn tsla I should’ve went back in

well i sold my tsla puts. ill let these ppl who believe in this robotaxi nonsense to get it all out before i get back in

Tsla heading to sub $300

Tsla going green again

Quick 200% on tsla. Now what

TSLA to 299

TSLA catching dip buyers make sense…

Fuck yes tsla. Should’ve full ported but only halfed

TSLA green ofc

RIP my QQQ puts lol. TSLA calls though..

Lol dumbest fakest tsla pump I've seen.

I love you tsla

Gooooo tsla

TSLA flying car inc - look at those Shrek dongs

Should’ve bought more tsla calls

ppl buying TSLA, lol. some people never learn

All in tsla calls

what time TSLA flying car?

V on TSLA get that

V on tsla today bro