TSLA

Everyone is expecting TSLA to drop post-delivery Too easy, puts

TSLA calls are easy free money 

MOARP on TSLA, if I'm right I'll call it the (Mother of all rug pulls) and if I'm wrong I'll call it the (Mother of all Retarded Puts)

LMAO TSLA BERS

Does anyone recommend TSLA puts for sell the news tomorrow?

Volume on TSLA 940c Jan 15 27’ ???? wtf

At this point I simply refuse to keep on trying to find any sense in TSLA

TESLA NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS IN ITALY DOWN 25.6% YEAR-ON-YEAR IN SEPTEMBER, TRANSPORT MINISTRY SAYS TESLA NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS IN ITALY DOWN 32.36% IN JAN-SEPT VS SAME PERIOD OF 2024, TRANSPORT MINISTRY SAYS inb4 TSLA goes up another 10% from here

SPY puts: -80% TSLA puts: -60% PLTR puts: -55% Not having fun today

wow guys heavy call buying for TSLA at +850 strikes

TSLA genuinely fucking pisses me off

TSLA is a semiconductor

Shoutout to the degenerates that are shorting/opening puts on TSLA. Balls of steel. Unironically, it might go your way. Inverse the fuckin herd mentality

TSLA might actually hit 500$, fuck this stock

I can't believe I closed two 11/21 310 TSLA calls two months ago

TSLA is such a joke lmao This Quarterly Earnings is going to fuckin RIP because theyre getting that rush of last minute EV sales.

TSLA up 40% in a month on declining sales lmfao

It should be pretty obvious that TSLA is going to 469…

I hate TSLA so very beary much

TSLA and PLTR really going to ruin my life from market manipulation huh

TSLA is just getting started u regarded bears, as soon as lord tusk announces the robosucking subscription feature on the self driving cars TSLA will go +40% in a day

The f is TSLA doing

Since releasing its last earnings call, TSLA went from a post-call sub 1T Market cap to now at 1.5T market cap. This suggests that their next earnings report will justify an additional 500 billion dollars of value to investors. I think that extra 500 billion will probably be reflected in the 20% fewer cars they sold than last year.

During a real downturn, the overvalued speculative garbage like TSLA, PLTR, and OPEN will be the first to tank. If you see those are green, there's still plenty of meme money floating around.

TSLA car sales are down, the CEO is on twitter inciting civil war, the P/E is 270, the stock price is vertical? honestly what are we doin man...

TSLA and NVDA passing around my portfolio like the how football team ran through your crush

TSLA up almost 40% in one month lol insane

Spoke to this one dumbass earlier who said he had TSLA puts. It was me talking to myself in the mirror.

Remind me never to trade TSLA. Most irrational stock ever

TSLA invented a new retardation - Up Syndrome

Tsla taking souls

I guess the market clearly thinks TSLA is “undervalued”

Tsla would at least break ath?

All you have to do is buy TSLA OTM FD calls and it’s guaranteed money every single time.

So in $ TSLA is still about 7% off from ath. But in Euro, it's still down by about 16% from ath. Factoring in dollar devaluation, to match last ath you'd have to go to about $535. Certainly 500+

I'm a TSLA Ber and I'm ded

TSLA just announced a merger with the U.S. Government and Elon said the government will be fully self driving by Spring 2026.

The year is 2026. The government is still shut down and TSLA is the entire market. Trumpcoin is legal tender. Harambe has been resurrected as an evil clone and he’s playing on the US Olympic team with a Kobe clone. Welcome to the sigma bull market simulation.

TSLA delivery numbers leaked? Fuck it $500 calls

Why is TSLA up lmaooo

TSLA casually up $10 just as nature intended

Buying $TSLA calls feels so dirty. Like yes I'm making money but this company is trash compared to the other MAG6, especially those in the red today lmao.

TSLA will keep pumping until the moment everyone buys in. Market is just waiting for generational bag holders.

TSLA carrying the market won’t end well

Tsla Put the higher the cheaper

The fuck is going on with TSLA 

TSLA going crazy because the SEC is no longer in service

TSLA $500 today?

I cant prove it but TSLA is cheating

Fuck TSLA