TSLA

Guess the premarket TSLA mini sell off was the chickens.

Some how, some way, TSLA puts won’t work even with this green dildo just now

TSLA SMASHED IT WOW 🤑🤑🤑

Wtf TSLA

>[$TSLA](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) \- \*TESLA 3Q DELIVERIES 497,099, EST. 439,612

TSLA ok ?

Waiting for 350k deliveries on TSLA so everyone freaks the f out (everyone expecting 500k cars)

TSLA almost at $470 is wild icl

TSLA sell the news starting early.

1920-2024: Buy spy index fund and forget about it 2025: Buy tsla and forget about it

I wonder if Isaac TeSlaa bought TSLA shares when he signed with the Detroit Lions.

See you on Mars with my truckloads of cash TSLA bears 👨‍🚀🚀

tsla numbers wen

Thinking TSLA sell the news on delivery numbers but no balls to have a position

I wish I had the balls like my wifes bf he would yolo TSLA puts

Any brave soul YOLO CVNA and TSLA puts?

TSLA can’t keep getting away with it

Need a -18% TSLA and -10% PLTR day just to break even 😂

*TSLA? smh*

TSLA about to be up 50% in A MONTH. A MONTH!!!!

TSLA can squeeze these nerdy nuts

lol tsla 40%+ run in a month on fantasies again

TSLA saw PLTR PE and it wont let that slide. It needs its title as the most overvalued stock of all time

I scrolled this thread for 3 miles and I don't think I saw a single guy with TSLA puts. If there is a regard out there who didnt buy calls, he's probably gonna be the only person who's right.

TSLA: Everything Computer RDDT: Everything Retard

TSLA will beat analyst estimates for sure, hope you all had calls 😁

Pulling screen down to make room for tsla bs delivery numbers that make it go Up anyway

tsla deliveries bout to wipe my account clean

TSLA LOL

I need TSLA calls to print so I can buy a new mercedes

TSLA price action is just wild

NVDA TSLA not you GOOGL, AAPL. What a day for pumps.

I am getting cooked by 2 most regarded stocks of all time, MSTR and TSLA. We will see if i am even more cooked at open

TSLA is so fucking retarded

Soon TSLA dog shit delivery numbers= +5%

Please God let tsla release their delivery numbers after open so I can yolo $500 weeklies. Amen.

Anyone holding TSLA Puts ???

TSLA moving like delivery numbers are so good everyone in the world ordered one 😂

Another 3% day for TSLA🔋 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

when TSLA delivery #?

TSLA just keeps going lol

One day I will go short on TSLA and succeed.

lol ppl really thought BTC would get to 120k. double top dumped at 118k even as QQQ and tsla keep going up. TSLA way better than crypto.

tsla why do i short you

Driving a tsla is like driving a very expensive Chinese car . Thank you for your attention to this matter ! 

It's just so juicy to see TSLA bears go through 7 stages of grief right in front of our eyes. Based on the posts I have seen, we are at the bargaining stage.

Tesla will be at 1000$ end of year Because why not Tell me a single reason why not I need a tattoo "don't short TSLA", I lost so much money I'm so stupid 

why tf am I short tsla

Goddamn, 100k in weeklies for betting on TSLA delivery is crazy.

TSLA increases lease prices for M3 and MY, Calls