TSLA

Max pain for TSLA tomorrow is 325, it's OPEX, and TSLA had a big gain day. Therefore, puts for Friday. LFG!!!

!banbet TSLA 450 30d

in my experience tsla runs end of week. that method worked for like 4 weeks straight then stopped so idk now. best of luck tho

I got 5.5k in TSLA 8/14 345c at market close. What chance do I have for it to open for good profit

Elon posting a meme video like he's Austin Powers who bought UK TSLA +4%

Did hertz decide to restock tsla?

"Breaking: Michael Burry has finally admitted he's wrong in his updated positions He: • Added to Micron $MU shorts • Trimmed Caterpillar $CAT shorts • Opened Invesco QQQ $QQQ shorts • Covered Tesla $TSLA shorts • Covered Applied Materials $AMAT shorts • Closed his Semiconductor ETF $SOXX shorts He left his NVDA and PLTR shorts untouched"

# GOOGL didnt even get a pity pump from that but somehow TSLA did? Clown market

TSLA -- absolute retardation

You know market is retarded when TSLA is up 3% while rest of mag 7s are either red or struggling to gain momentum.

The TSLA chart is a joke

Question is how the fuck is TSLA doing better than GOOGL and AMZN on a run up day like today. Fucking sad.

Wednesday: Sell TSLA, buy SPCX Thursday: Sell SPCX, buy TSLA

TSLA 340

Tsla today

Let’s go TSLA

bending spoons is maybe the only thing more obscenely priced than tsla spcx and pltr

Eh, META is bullshit that really does print money. TSLA is in the mag7 but does not print money. I'd say the latter is more bullshit.

Elon really screwed $tsla shareholders this year and will screw them long term also with the merger, with that cash burning giant -spacex where he will use tsla cash flow to help SpaceX Its funny😂😂😂 Mf only cares about SpaceX this year cause he holds more stake in that cause he needs it up for merger since SpaceX will be acquiring company

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TSLA 330 P baybeeee

Go ahead and buy SpaceX, buy tsla. You will get crushed

Imagine thinking every company should be valued at 250x earnings like SpaceX and tsla 

TSLA and RIVN charts look almost same today

Gotta pump up spcx to 175 for tsla merger to be viable by EOY. That lofty BS he spewed seems like a solid way to do it.

"This is nothing like the dot com bubble, those companies had no earnings" BRUH, look at TSLA, SPCX, CBRS, ONDS

TSLA please go back to 350 by Monday. Thanks.

11 dollar drop on TSLA fucked me for -$300 today

$TSLA buys $spcx

At a PE of 30 googl would be worth 7.3T (currently PE 17.25), that is, the most valuable company on the planet And up 73% from today's value PE of other Mag7: aapl 34.5, msft 27.5, meta 21.8, amazon 21.6, tsla 308, nvda 34.2 Should be the most obvious buy in the market. Even if the numbers are somewhat inflated due to the AI circle jerk.

# Need a TSLA mega pump and a NVDA tanker during 3pm power hour.

Thing about SpaceX is that it can't really get that big before tsla merger either. Yes Elon needs it to be higher than TSLA but they can't make SpaceX have a 2.5T valuation and TSLA at 1.3T otherwise that would look manipulated, more likely SPCX at 2T and TSLA at 1-1.5T Dec 2026

Money flowing from TSLA to SPCX and vice-versa. Zero sum game there.

TSLA will be $400 soon reversal incoming

I need Elon to pump his entire net worth into buying TSLA futes before EOD. That’d be nice.

Tsla reversal incoming

Imagine owning tsla and thinking it’s a sound company financially

Tsla reversal incoming . Breaking news

Tsla actually pretty cheap rn ngl

SPCX will be used for financial crime just like TSLA. Nobody should be surprised by these crazy nonsensical moves

SPCX Val makes TSLA look like Berkshire

My TSLA calls are down only -90%, there is still hope

Tsla essentially being dead money for the past 5 years is so funny

Sold my MU 875 call yesterday before the bell just to bag hold TSLA 330C

Calls on META, TSLA, GOOG now

TSLA what are you doing.. please go up

TSLA C 327.5 0DTE?

I play TSLA and NVDA calls. Guess which one I full ported.

I hate TSLA but now that he has a deal with NVDA that could total trillions I don't know what to do. dilemma

I hope TSLA grinds slowly back to double digits.. Just down $1 every day until 2028 would be perfection.