TSLA

Tsla up another 3% on declining sales and revenenue, what hell.

I bought some TSLA puts. Pray for me

RDDT can drill much more. Take TSLA to hell with you please

I think a meteor could strike Fremont and TSLA would still go up 3%

TSLA prolly gonna gain 3-5% tomorrow when numbers are out

Imagine not owning at least some TSLA

Got this new strat. TSLA calls. It works 100% of the time. Impossible to lose. Stock estimate for 600 end of year, 12000 by end of 2026, 165000 by end of 2027.

Can’t help myself, I want to short TSLA, but I know it’ll go to $500 if I do, and drop like an anchor if I don’t.

if you have the stones to hold TSLA puts through this unrelenting bullshit, I am fairly confident you will come out ahead if your strike is at least 6 months out. Idiotic melt ups are what create the best setups for high upside short positions. Just look at what happened between December and April. It do go down. They have the clocks, but we have the time...

Tsla release breaking news on ai sexrobot advancements or something?

TSLA bears punching air. Story as old as time LMAOOOOOOOO

TSLA wtf LOL

Less car sales is actually bullish for TSLA. They can move away from cars and work more on their business that makes even less money right now. Super bullish.

Believe it or not TSLA calls even up here is probably safer than puts

TSLA 500c?

Very organic and natural growth on TSLA

TSLA is just going to lie about it's sales right? I mean nothing stopping them from doing so? Calls?

TSLA is literally CISCO 

TSLA at $460 is a joke man. NVDA should be at $400 then

What TSLA buyers know that I don’t lol

Can’t wait to find out TSLA sold 12 cars and watch it shoot to 500

TSLA = hubris

SPY going up today from last nights lows is something but the real head scratcher is TSLA up almost 40% this month.

Thinking about buying Tsla so that it will finally dump

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You. Yes *you*. I get it, I do. TSLA shouldnt be this high I agree. Dont fuckin short it. You'll only hurt yourself.

TSLA 500 EOM

You know market is cooked when meme stonks like TSLA and NVDA propping up the market

TSLA $500 is not a meme, but I’m not chasing it lol.

Seriously what keeps TSLA pumping

When I think of a stock that deserves to be up 37% this month, TSLA is always the first one that comes to mind.

When TSLA corrects down to $80. That's when you know we are back on fundamentals, until then ... Calls

Everyone is expecting TSLA to drop post-delivery Too easy, puts

TSLA calls are easy free money 

MOARP on TSLA, if I'm right I'll call it the (Mother of all rug pulls) and if I'm wrong I'll call it the (Mother of all Retarded Puts)

LMAO TSLA BERS

Does anyone recommend TSLA puts for sell the news tomorrow?

Volume on TSLA 940c Jan 15 27’ ???? wtf

At this point I simply refuse to keep on trying to find any sense in TSLA

TESLA NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS IN ITALY DOWN 25.6% YEAR-ON-YEAR IN SEPTEMBER, TRANSPORT MINISTRY SAYS TESLA NEW CAR REGISTRATIONS IN ITALY DOWN 32.36% IN JAN-SEPT VS SAME PERIOD OF 2024, TRANSPORT MINISTRY SAYS inb4 TSLA goes up another 10% from here

SPY puts: -80% TSLA puts: -60% PLTR puts: -55% Not having fun today

wow guys heavy call buying for TSLA at +850 strikes

TSLA genuinely fucking pisses me off

TSLA is a semiconductor

Shoutout to the degenerates that are shorting/opening puts on TSLA. Balls of steel. Unironically, it might go your way. Inverse the fuckin herd mentality

TSLA might actually hit 500$, fuck this stock

I can't believe I closed two 11/21 310 TSLA calls two months ago

TSLA is such a joke lmao This Quarterly Earnings is going to fuckin RIP because theyre getting that rush of last minute EV sales.

TSLA up 40% in a month on declining sales lmfao

It should be pretty obvious that TSLA is going to 469…