TSLA

For Christmas I want retail investors in tsla, SPCX, and crypto to go bankrupt. Is that really too much to ask?

This is true Ai. If you don't understand Dune, read it. It's now rewired hw. Class starts sine soon. We're talking about quantum now. And TSLA.

770485 calls on $TSLA. I'm ready for my test drive.

Calls on $TSLA. I'm a Genesis Fresherst Generational BagHolder SupremNo. Get at me.

I think all the TSLA owners should raise their hand in here because they doubled down SPCX and got bent over by a bad bet -50%.

Spcx +16% Tsla +3% Purple haired freaks are melting down in their echo chambers lmao 😆🥀

TSLA dump before close? 😂

Just let TSLA free fall already. These puts are edging.. lol

The problem is everyone valuing ~~TSLA~~ ~~CVNA~~ HTZ as just a car company when they're actually a ~~battery~~ ~~solar energy~~ ~~self driving~~ ~~AI~~ ~~robotics~~ meme

SPCX is a scam like TSLA lol

I trust SPCX less than TSLA. It's movements will never make sense

Love to hate on tsla but it's paying my rent rn lol

tsla 400 eod or im going to stick my meat in a blender

Tsla doing it

**BanBet Won** — /u/memoryisntram (2W - 0L, 100%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $312.55 → $330.00 | +5.6% | 1w 4d | Won |

If you ever traded (or shorted TSLA), you shouldn't be surprised with SPCX move. Ask Bill Gates.

**BanBet Lost** — /u/OhThatsSo (2W - 2L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $306.25 → $336.00 | +9.7% | 1w | Lost |

TSLA puts?

How the fuck is TSLA still green premarket

TSLA is preparing for something really funky

Even TSLA is green holy fk

I have no position in any of these but the funny thing is, HTZ’ business is probably worth more than TSLA and SPCX combined.

Reddit: Complains about other pump n dumps like TSLA, SPCX Reddit: Orchestrates pump n dumps classic

guys i sold my son to the old lady next door, going all in TSLA lfg

Think TSLA is a good buy yet? It's not at rock bottom, it's recovered, and it was above 400 just a month ago. It's still a pretty neat company

Technical Astrology: TSLA broke below 61.8% Fib and found some support. It attempted a retest above 61.8, but rejected. This is a very bearish signal. Without manipulation from daddy melon or macro, its next move is to 78.6% or $278. By year end, it will complete the 100% retracement down to $217.

So... We're shorting Berkshire Hathaway with AAPL GOLD SPCX TSLA BONDS YIELDS AND COMMODITIES RIGHT?

So is TerraFab owned by TSLA or SPCX, it’s not clear

SPCX will go down eventually, but by then all the regarded PUT plays would have expired worthless. check TSLA

word on Truth is HTZ is the best rental company. Better than any other rental car company or TSLA

# HTZ REPLACING TSLA IN MAG 7 # WE ONLY NEED ONE CAR COMPANY AROUND THESE PARTS

TSLA back above 330 would be really cool

So TSLA is making memory now?

Burry furiously shorting TSLA rn

TSLA bout to pull the rug

Tsla is overvalued

2nd most shorted stock behind TSLA

$TSLA setting up for the biggest squeeze in market history but no big deal. lol 📈🚀🥱🇺🇸

Hear me out TSLA calls

TSLA is gonna dump

This reminds me a little bit of that crazy August 2020 melt up 6 years ago when TSLA went up 60% in a month and no one knew why at the time... In Sept 2020 it was "revealed" that it was all Softbank buying calls and the market dipped. Anyone remember that? It was fake lol

TSLA puts probably free money

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That actually makes some sense. He’s made no secret of his desire to acquire Tesla, so a lower TSLA share price benefits him as much as a higher SPCX one does.

Totally agree that this stock is going to ignore fundamentals forever just like TSLA, but it can't ignore mechanical aspects of the market in the short-run

That’s the logical view. I have no position either way: I’m just saying it’s irrational just like TSLA. When the obvious thing is supposed to happen it will do the opposite

There is no reason to believe the price action on SPCX will be any less retarded than TSLA. Therefore it will probably go up when it should go down.

If you invested $10,000 in $TSLA stock 4 years ago, you'd be up $200 (+2%) right now.

I redownloaded X on my phone and tried to log in. Everytime it gives me message "use official X app or try again later". BITCH THIS IS THE OFFICIAL APP.  SPCX and TSLA to the moon, Elon is a genius

I’m looking to put together a safe haven port of stable stocks. Thinking MU, AMD, TSLA, ASTS and a few other safe stocks Any recs?