TSLA

Please let this be a reckoning for Elon and his investors. The pivot from cars, file reveal and now the corn rug. That mark-to-market BTC for TSLA 🤣

All you TSLA bears aren’t ready for a surprise Elon sex video with Optimus baddie…

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sold all my shares of TSLA in my retirement IRA account. Was up 168% but I dunno I just don't see how these robots are gonna make any money. Shits a toy. I say slow bleed for TSLA for years.

TSLA puts for Monday seem like such free money, but then you remember TSLA stockholders bought this sham company in the first place and will probably just go "oh, well sure he's probably a rapist, but he asked for the Files to be released so he's trying to be a better person."

On Monday I’m fleeing to safety. Moving everything to TSLA

Every day 🌽 and tsla isn't at $50 each is more proof 90% of humans are retarded

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I dreamt last night that TSLA crashed to $0.01 and ended the day $1.00 😂

Elon going to Epstein Island very bullish for tsla

What does the revelation that Elon is a fucking pedophile going to do to TSLA stock? Will it finally fall to $10 where it belongs?

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Fuck it I'm full porting TSLA seems to be the only hedge against uncertainty

So TSLA, MSFT is going down on Monday?

Tsla the only green thing on the board is making me sick

elon musk in the epstein files, cue buy TSLA calls

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Hopefully MSTR. But CVNA and TSLA are contenders

So I guess at this point they could release a highly detailed sales invoice complete with 🍈's signature, cummy fingerprints and DNA and TSLA would be like "oh boy, here I go rising again."

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What happens to TSLA stock when daddy musk gets caught red handed in Epstein files? 

So now that we know Musk is in the files, shareholders will abandon TSLA stock cuz the CEO was trying to be a felon and has absurdly poor character? Right?

Since the market is obviously rigged PLTR earnings calls make sense because that’s also overvalued POS like TSLA ☺️

Elon in Epstein files, TSLA to 0, world peace achieved and then I woke up

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Epstein files today: Musk emails reveal he wanted to visit Epstein's island for quote "wildest party." TSLA today: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

TSLA to $6,000 in 2 weeks

Just got long TSLA on this post. 

32k into TSLA June 350 puts. Honestly the spaceX stuff will never happen, and this is just a sell the news event that everyone had already priced into the stock.  The earnings report was terrible and TSLA is literally going to go back to being unprofitable next year. It’s a joke that TSLA bulls have not realized Elon just wants to rob retail of liquidity  anyway possible and he does so by selling narratives to the most gullible people on the planet.  All that said, he builds cool rockets and I’ll always respect him for that. Those rockets are not worry trillions though. 

BREAKING NEWS: Musk to discontinue all car manufacturing stating 'We need to stick with what we are best known for, concepts of products' TSLA +100%

Elon email to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?" send this sick fuck to prison and send tsla to 0

I'm not even mad about my own losses today but I can't believe shitter $TSLA is the only one green...

#TSLA GANG Members still here and not in fear!

Musk in Epstein files demanding to go to pedo island. TSLA +10%

Looks like market is giving up on high PE, except TSLA

Anyone loaded up on TSLA puts

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 30-Jan-2026 06:35 PM -05

>Be Elon musk >Rail fat line of ketamine >Open zoom for earnings call >”Blowjob robots on mars” >TSLA up 15% in AH trading

Wait, so all these growing and profitable companies are tanking but the car company TSLA who's new plan is ROBOTS ON MARS and datacenters in space is jumping? can we at least hide the grifting and scamming like we used to?

Lots of selling pressure on tsla, closing the weekend like normal, straight down 

Y’all, there’s nothing about this market that seems fishy or fraudulent…. TSLA up 4.39% when its net income for Q4 dropped under 1 billion and is expected to continue to decrease with no near term path to growing its business. 🤷‍♂️ Efficient Market Hypothesis!

Drill Team 6 on TSLA because Elon gonna get arrested bro is a PDF. Recent DOJ leaks confirmed it. Sick twisted fuck. F ELON

Imagine buying TSLA puts, waking up to check to see market crashing on CNBC, assuming they are printing, and then see that they are worthless

where are people even moving money to?  miscaps down like 10%, s&p down 1%, and obviously silver and gold.  they all just piling into tsla? 

TSLA +4% today is the ultimate slap in the face, how is that piece of shit outperforming everything

Everyone moving from wild speculation in silver to traditional safe havens like TSLA

Nothing to see here, just a functioning market in which TSLA is up that cult needs to die I honestly do not understand it

the real safe haven was TSLA stock all along