TSLA

this is such a TSLA dead cat bounce

I was going down my watchlist trying to find something that was causing this melt up. And then I got to TSLA lol.

damn, could have made bank buying TSLA calls at open

She just popped a TSLA Ain't no need to charge

Thank god I didn’t get tsla puts, knew better

How can the TSLA just be a vertical line up all day. This market is such a joke.

LOL...that's so TSLA

Call on tsla at open and now puts on tsla. I love Elon musk!

Oh tsla…

TSLA with a casual +5% from hell

To Put TSLA or not to Put TSLA. That is the question. 

Never thought I’d say this but thank you TSLA

lol when tsla breaks out this 5 yr range and goes into price discovery

Almsot bck from the dead to even on tsla. WOW.

Well that was fun. F you TSLA

TSLA isn't even going up at a 45 degree angle, it's like fucking 80 degrees up the last 2 hours, good lord.

TSLA calls casually up 1000% since lows.

TSLA is just LOL. All you can do is laugh

https://preview.redd.it/053ofile6wwf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bba13df0f567923f1cbac42e1fb141d81e0d0f7 Check out this TSLA ad..... Cucklord wants that money!

Sold my Tsla too soon

Tsla missed earnings and 2026 will be terrible....and it green lol

Calls are flying on $TSLA with over $30M+ in single-leg, <=90DTE calls bought in the last 20 minutes.

I scalped tsla puts at open and made money lol I got in and out in less than 3 min

Tsla is heading to $500. Just give it some time.

“TSLA under fire for slaughtering bears” - Bloomberg

TSLA has the highest P/E ratio in the s&p 500. At this rate it would take almost 300 years for every dollar invested to make profits by the company. FYI no positions in TSLA.

TSLA shorts getting run over faster than toddlers in front of FSD 14

Yo is TSLA a fucking CULT? Any other stock would have tanked 10% by now.

!banbet TSLA 456.75 1D

When TSLA beats expectations it rockets upwards but whenever it misses the market just goes eh numbers are that important, let's look to the future. Very nice.

TSLA really is a cult filled with elon dicksuckers

yep getting TSLA puts at $435 was pretty much as bad as getting BYND at $7.

Why do people bet against the most scammy company ever just avoid Tsla

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Told you wait for TSLA pump to buy put

Ofcourse Tesla is up weekly. Of course it lingers around ATH: environment for Tesla has never been more optimistic :))  It's a 7000 B company, you guys know that, right?  [Seriously: don't touch TSLA options. Never. Sell naked shares, be patient. Don't be a free squeeze for Cathie and Musk] 

$TSLA just cured cancer again

Those TSLA volumes are insane

I just prey some of the stocks I am long in build a cult like following TSLA has. Where even if they fail they never lose.

TSLA now green 😂🤭 I mentioned in the ER thread that even if ER was shit they would find a way to pump it.

Remember when everyone hated TSLA at $220 earlier this year? Pepperidge Farm remembers

tsla is the most retarded stock in history

Jesus Christ TSLA

I swear if TSLA looks like it’s about to tank just all in on calls at this stage

Why aren't there many other stocks that replicate what TSLA stock does? (As in, be an automaker that pumps to an astronomical valuation of 1.45T market cap, 300 P/E ratio, and 15 P/S ratio on no growth, declining earnings, damaged brand reputation, and FSD/robotaxi/robots grifts that have been repeatedly been debunked.) Why aren't other stocks able to grift like that?

can't afford TSLA options do I buy inverse shares lmao

Pretty insane that u just buy Tsla calls and start counting money in

lol tsla about to close green after that shitty ass er BUY CALLS ON ANYTHING

Why does 68 degrees F feel so different in the summer vs the winter. To whomever bought those TSLA puts I sold last week. Sorry Bro.

TSLA REEEEEEEEEEEEE