TSLA

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Kind_Arm_181** bet **TSLA** goes from **429.52** to **500.0** before **05-Feb-2026 11:34 PM EST** Their record is 1 wins and 1 losses. **elon always wins** [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

!banbet TSLA 500 5d Elon always wins

> Elon Musk is opening his wallet and reigniting his political apparatus for the 2026 midterm elections, signaling a return to the political arena months after suggesting he would retreat to oversee his business empire. — WSJ # TSLA PUTS

Melinda got some td's from ol' Billy dirty dick... this guy is still short tsla. You guys fucked.

SpaceX merging with TSLA so fanboys can keep piling money in Elon knows what he’s doing 🫣

Hopefully this BTC plunge sends TSLA flying past my $427.5p

All I know is...when TSLA first rolled out the EV years ago, they were essentially the only game in town. Today, I see EVs from nearly every car maker, and so many different models. Sedans, SUVs, minivans, trucks, buses, etc. . Who gives a shit that Tesla has **A** EV model. People have options these days. Lots of options. And they aren't choosing Tesla.

Ok but honestly, TSLA as a car company is basically screwed, right? They don't have any modern car model. 3 and Y, despite facelifts, are old. Cyberflop is a joke. Robotaxi is tying up production lines with something practically unsellable. As a company they have wasted the last 5 years designing everything other than actual cars for people to buy.

Reminder that a fuck load of TSLA valuation comes from their 🌽 holdings which are evaporating

Please let this be a reckoning for Elon and his investors. The pivot from cars, file reveal and now the corn rug. That mark-to-market BTC for TSLA 🤣

All you TSLA bears aren’t ready for a surprise Elon sex video with Optimus baddie…

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Mr_Positive_bull made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.0 within **1 day** when it was 437.59 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 7 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

sold all my shares of TSLA in my retirement IRA account. Was up 168% but I dunno I just don't see how these robots are gonna make any money. Shits a toy. I say slow bleed for TSLA for years.

TSLA puts for Monday seem like such free money, but then you remember TSLA stockholders bought this sham company in the first place and will probably just go "oh, well sure he's probably a rapist, but he asked for the Files to be released so he's trying to be a better person."

On Monday I’m fleeing to safety. Moving everything to TSLA

Every day 🌽 and tsla isn't at $50 each is more proof 90% of humans are retarded

#Ban Bet Lost /u/GreatRip4045 made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.69 within **1 day** when it was 438.353 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 6 wins and 17 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I dreamt last night that TSLA crashed to $0.01 and ended the day $1.00 😂

Elon going to Epstein Island very bullish for tsla

What does the revelation that Elon is a fucking pedophile going to do to TSLA stock? Will it finally fall to $10 where it belongs?

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LiamPhlegmsworth** bet **TSLA** goes from **429.52** to **400.0** before **06-Feb-2026 03:53 PM EST** Their record is 5 wins and 14 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Fuck it I'm full porting TSLA seems to be the only hedge against uncertainty

So TSLA, MSFT is going down on Monday?

Tsla the only green thing on the board is making me sick

elon musk in the epstein files, cue buy TSLA calls

#Ban Bet Lost /u/franker555 made a bet that TSLA would go to 418.73462 within **1 day** when it was 426.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 3 wins and 7 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Hopefully MSTR. But CVNA and TSLA are contenders

So I guess at this point they could release a highly detailed sales invoice complete with 🍈's signature, cummy fingerprints and DNA and TSLA would be like "oh boy, here I go rising again."

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SneedIsHere made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **1 day** when it was 426.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

What happens to TSLA stock when daddy musk gets caught red handed in Epstein files? 

So now that we know Musk is in the files, shareholders will abandon TSLA stock cuz the CEO was trying to be a felon and has absurdly poor character? Right?

Since the market is obviously rigged PLTR earnings calls make sense because that’s also overvalued POS like TSLA ☺️

Elon in Epstein files, TSLA to 0, world peace achieved and then I woke up

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Comprehensive-Eye547 made a bet that TSLA would go to 440.0 within **1 day** when it was 426.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 30-Jan-2026 06:35 PM -05

Epstein files today: Musk emails reveal he wanted to visit Epstein's island for quote "wildest party." TSLA today: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

TSLA to $6,000 in 2 weeks

Just got long TSLA on this post. 

32k into TSLA June 350 puts. Honestly the spaceX stuff will never happen, and this is just a sell the news event that everyone had already priced into the stock.  The earnings report was terrible and TSLA is literally going to go back to being unprofitable next year. It’s a joke that TSLA bulls have not realized Elon just wants to rob retail of liquidity  anyway possible and he does so by selling narratives to the most gullible people on the planet.  All that said, he builds cool rockets and I’ll always respect him for that. Those rockets are not worry trillions though. 

BREAKING NEWS: Musk to discontinue all car manufacturing stating 'We need to stick with what we are best known for, concepts of products' TSLA +100%

Elon email to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?" send this sick fuck to prison and send tsla to 0

I'm not even mad about my own losses today but I can't believe shitter $TSLA is the only one green...

#TSLA GANG Members still here and not in fear!

Musk in Epstein files demanding to go to pedo island. TSLA +10%

Looks like market is giving up on high PE, except TSLA

Anyone loaded up on TSLA puts

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 440.0 before 30-Jan-2026 06:35 PM -05

>Be Elon musk >Rail fat line of ketamine >Open zoom for earnings call >”Blowjob robots on mars” >TSLA up 15% in AH trading

Wait, so all these growing and profitable companies are tanking but the car company TSLA who's new plan is ROBOTS ON MARS and datacenters in space is jumping? can we at least hide the grifting and scamming like we used to?