TSLA

Short/puts on TSLA

Would imagine it’s going to crush tsla

is TSLA a buy right now?

After dumping on horrendous earnings you just know that TSLA will somehow worm its way back to $400

Lmao I still remember Cathy’s BEAR case price target for TSLA in 2026 was like $1,000 a share. Bull case $2,000

Tsla to 350 tmrw. Ez money. May be SpaceX soon

TSLA under 300 P/E is basically valueinvesting, right?

Just like tsla burry is like 4years too early on memory. He’s about to get fucked hard 

TSLA

Mag 7 Today: 🥇 $META +6.02% 🥈 $MSFT +4.93% 🥉 $GOOGL +4.88% 4️⃣ $AMZN +4.58% 5️⃣ $TSLA +3.49% 6️⃣ $NVDA +2.93% 7️⃣ $AAPL -1.78%

SPCX/TSLA at least 28.5% is the ratio that Elon Musk needs to keep majority for voting rights in case of a merge, thats why he dumped TSLA

TSLA as a stock is a stark reminder that the market can stay regarded longer than you stay unregarded. Things' been overpriced by about 10 times for over 5 years

TSLA have a chance to recover, or is it down in the dirt where it belongs?

TSLA go downies 🔴

puts on Tsla and SpaceX are free money 

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $330.00 (above) | $312.55 | $323.66 | +5.6% | Aug 10, 4:35 AM | | **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - |

it might be time to full port into TSLA calls.

TSLA on the move

Why is TSLA green?

The reversal intraday on tsla and SpaceX will be brutal 

Everything’s ripping and I’m in tsla calls lol

Tsla calls was a bad idea

Lets got TSLA, go on a face ripper

Sell everything and buy mag7 except TSLA

Looks more like TSLA would buy SPCX than the other way around

TSLA looks like it’s about to rocket

All TSLA owners should double down, SPCX about to buy you in boi

Proud of myself for panic selling TSLA during premarket

All the more reason I think Itll pump. It’s shaved 50% since the peak. Tsla got nuked last earnings. Elon lost how many 100s of billions on paper? Bro is gonna pump this shit to dump the bag on someone else

He's gonna hint at a spcx tsla merger

full porting SPCX and TSLA on open and going to live with one of those uncontacted tribes for the next 30 years

Cathie wood probably buys spcx and tsla to get elon's attention. She definitely has unresolved daddy issues...

all in 350 tsla calls 4 dte

I told my cousin to buy TSLA stock(he doesn't know much about stocks) every month, I shouldn't have told him this cause I was gonna buy it and get rich and now he probably will get richer than me. Fuccc

What’s anyone think about TSLA

What about TSLA?

Doesn’t take a genius to know if TSLA put out sex robots, the stock would be at 500 right now

its just about that time tsla does a +20% for no reason at all

Nothing else explains tsla

Just watched The Odyssey. The idea that it was somehow “woke” and that Grok could shit out something better … wow, I can’t put into words how fucking stupid you’d have to be to think that. Anyways that’s all the DD I need, I’m going hard on long puts for SPCX and TSLA this week.

Believe it or not. SPCX calls. Yes yes I know it’s overpriced garbage that should probably be trading at $50. But so is TSLA. But there are far too many retail shorts on it now. And it’s too obvious that with the lockup period expiring and earnings coming that it will dump. That would make far too much sense. We all know markets are generally retarded. *When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes*

Nah bro but ain’t no way Elon let’s this dump too after tsla. Gotta pump it for the insiders to dump

SPCX and TSLA puts

YTD returns: AMZN +19.9% AAPL +14.0% GOOGL +13.0% NVDA +6.3% MSFT -1.7% META -14.4% TSLA -28.9%

SPCX TSLA merger waiting room

That guy on 165k margin loan on TSLA, won a pickle ball tournament, got dim sum, boba, and ended the day paying .43 towards his loan 😭

TSLA - $60 Million $250 Puts were bought! And $400 Calls were SOLD! Nothing to Worry about! Elon is definitely not sandbagging Tesla for merger with SpaceX

SPCX(TSLA)=Religion MU=Company

This weekend SPCX, TSLA and Buttcorn investors will meet in person. At the soup line.