TSLA

NVDA and TSLA high liquidity.

I don’t believe in the business. The only path to profitability they have is renting compute and Starlink. SPCX is just a vehicle for Musk to merge TSLA with to hit his bonus incentive.

MU, TSLA and MSFT calls will rip next week.

I think TSLA has finally been found out

Tsla not recovering lol. I hate that company with every fiber in my body and prob should be valued at 50. Bought calls.

September TSLA 400 It's just so stupid it might work

C'mon TSLA follow SPCX down the hole. Elon doesn't want you to be worth more than that piece of shit anyway.

Petition to update Bag7 to Bag5: Tsla Spcx Aapl Nflx Meta Googl, msft and amzn should no longer be associated with those cucks.

RBLX, MSTR, SPCX and TSLA getting rekt just feels good.

Where were you when GOOG was $320? Buying SPCX or TSLA calls I bet

Tsla calls!!!

My wife and I are TSLA shareholders.. since IPO.. I asked her to sell half.. and let the rest ride… we are older… cash is less stressful… and we talked about the possibility of a merger.. she is not doubting Elon… and refuses to take some profits… so yesterday, I bought puts at the close.. 307.50… one way to protect profits I guess.. happy Friday. Remind me in a year, this post.. how does one do that in RDDT?

It'd be a merger of equals which wouldn't be what Elon wants since he'd have a lower percentage of the total shares. Thus he needs SPCX to be worth a lot more than TSLA.

So… TSLA… if it does merge with SPCX, wouldn’t they want to get it as cheap as possible? It is a car company still.. oh.. wait.. and solar company that was going bankrupt years ago and he folded into the car company.. now, fresh capital at SPCX will pay for TSLA.. but at a cheaper price than today.

!banbet TSLA 336 1w

TSLA only bounced because QQQ/SPY dragged it up yesterday. Don't get greedy.

Market open less than 20 mins and TSLA already fucking me deeply in the butt

0DTE TSLA covered calls make me feel alive!

RDDT dropping like a rock after great earnings. If they had missed like TSLA the stock price would be under $100

You all are cool so I'm giving you a head's up. Get out of TSLA now on the morning pump.

They really manipulated TSLA right back down to where it ended yesterday. Those bastards.

TSLA = not a bad idea - it likes the 380-420 window GOOG = Not as sold on this idea But Good luck!

Puts on TSLA again? Fake news.. hmm..🤔

still insane that TSLA went up to nearly $320 overnight because Leon dangled the SPCX and TSLA merger again. I'm not above saying I player hate and it will be the most amazing thing to see Elon's and Larry Ellison's businesses crumble. Those dudes need some humbling.

Pretty regularly you see some bot saying "SPCX calls here!" or "TSLA calls here!" \*Conspiracy hat\* I mean Elon pays people to play games for him, bought twitter cause he has social media addiction. Think he's above botting the bowels of the internet to get people to buy his bags?

Someone tell SPCX and TSLA we didn’t invite them to the pump

TSLA GOING TO BRING ME BACK TO LIIIIFEEEEE

id like it if everything pumped except for TSLA. Thanks.

Don't buy tsla now, in Nov or Dec maybe closer to merge date. Buy SpaceX now. Elon needs tsla down for merger

BUY TSLA IS GOING TO BE MERGED with spcx

1 hr ago: TSLA executives are reportedly preparing for a potential separation of the company’s China business ahead of a possible merger with $SPCX SpaceX. Advisers are evaluating options including a spinoff, sale, or factory closure as the merger seeks to address conflicts tied to SpaceX’s defense contractor status.

TSLA pumping because…? Oh, something we knew 2 months ago?

TSLA SPCX merger is gonna go crazy tbh 

Let me see if I understand this. TSLA - a car manufacturer - is pumping because it might merge with a rocket company that is also an AI and social media company? And TSLA is discussing divesting their China car sales from the world’s largest EV market to make the merger happen? This is all just a Elon wealth generator. Any analyst who is calling SPCX or TSLA a buy or even hold is fucking retarded.

TSLA pumping merger news to help with their historically bad week. If I’m a SPCX employee I’m angry as fuck. They worked for years for their shares to become shit and to keep Elmo rich.

Going up $10 on a single candle in overnight trading is totally normal and reasonable. TSLA.

TSLA!!!!

The only thing I’m asking myself .. does it make sense to sell MU to buy either TSLA or META?

TSLA gap Up tmrw

i like $AMD too and $TSLA spy is okay but not ideal as premiums are juicier on actual stocks

**BanBet Lost** — /u/curling_rocks (0W - 3L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $324.13 → $365.00 | +12.6% | 1w | Lost |

Then he should drive off into the sunset in a Tesla TSLA 320C

Buying TSLA cause it’s gonna go back up

Does everyone realize despite all this amazing "soaring" and stock highs is mostly because we dumped straight into earnings. Don't forget, in the past few months: GOOG was over $400 AMZN was over $280 AAPL was over $345 MSFT was over $465 META was over $686 TSLA was over $450 NVDA was over $235 (Technically, it hasn't yet reported) Literally every Mag7 stock was higher - Same with AMD, AVGO, etc.

Looking at AMZN and MSFT’s business models and hence trillion valuations, and then there’s TSLA

If I’m short everything long term but SPCX and TSLA am I bi?

The only negative point of today is that TSLA also pumped

If I’m long everything but SPCX and TSLA am I bi?

$tsla