TSLA

How is tsla green man wtf

TSLA is such a scam stock. Can't wait for it to blow up.

not sure what makes me more euphoric, the $pltr or the $mstr dump? hopefully $tsla gonna join them today as well 🍆🍆🍆

At this point TSLA is that kid whose friends have all gone down the waterslide, but he’s too chickenshit and is standing at the top trying to look normal.

Who knew tsla would be recession proof. A company that makes no money yet is valued in the trillions.

hell with it. nibbling on tsla and nvda and nbis dip. piss in the ocean but every little bit helps.

TSLA to 300 EOY

This crash is not over until TSLA is $25

Idk, just all in on NVDA, TSLA and BULL (50% port, 43% port, 7% port). Shares :( wish I had the youth and stones to do options again but can’t stomach it.

I swung tsla puts because I like to get kicked in the nuts

tsla back to being a stable400$memecoin

why wouldnt tsla pump? its not like the ceo leveraged himself to the tits in order to reach some impossible metrics

I should short TSLA because its slow and special

if our economy didnt make sense then explain this tsla pump

ah pump bulls alive lol bears dumb lol gooo tsla gooo

if someone yesterday told me "oh yeah NVDA will have good earnings, nasdaq will go up 2.3% then it will fall to -2.4% eod on no news, VIX to 27 and GOOGL red, but dw TSLA is green AH" I'd call them completely crazy

Chatgpt, give me an image of the Piper Perry meme but with NVDA, MSFT, META, GOOG, TSLA, SPY, QQQ over the gentlemens' faces.

Tsla green AH por que

Tsla rising in AH, WTF

🍈desperately, hysterically trying to sell Grok on X. Sorry, fuckface, TSLA is still fucked and nobody fucking cares about Grok.

Tsla is such a bargain at these prices

PLTR goes below 100 and TSLA back down to 200s eoy will make me pretty happy

realistically lets say market opens tom and I buy 1000 worth of TSLA 0dte puts at .3 delta and 1000 worth of 0dte calls for 0.3 delta. whats the chance one of them will go at least 2x and other one to 0 so overall trade is net profitable?

TSLA to 60

He did. Why do you think TSLA exists and isn’t dog walked by Chinese EVs here? Cause we’ve slapped 200% tariffs on them forever. That’s called trade protectionism and it’s viable for well scoped tariffs for things you can produce domestically.

I’d be pretty happy if TSLA dropped 2-5% per day for like the next two months.

TSLA 300 EOW

at least insiders buying tsla

I'm not even sure the Truth post that would be required to V this market. "100 FREE SHARES OF MAG6 STOCKS TO EVERY STRAIGHT, CHRISTIAN AMERICAN. TYFYATTM (and quiet piggy, TSLA)"?

Yet $TSLA still halucinating around $400

TSLA deserves to be spanked the most. get that batshit stock under 250 and then I will believe that we are in a bear market

If TSLA doesn't V hard tomorrow, then it's going to be my landlord's problem

TSLA is going to 440 tomorrow?

TSLA over 200 means this is still overpriced

Diamond hand my puts on both tsla and spy

took TSLA put profits on the way down. Closed out what I held. I don't trust TSLA to stay down. I finally did something right and bought TSLA puts at the top today. Closed them out at close. Bought 3 21NOV $415p at $2.95 and sold at $20.50. Bought 2 21NOV $407.5p at $1.37 and sold at $13.55. Fuck TSLA

The bear market will continue until TSLA has a PE less than NVIDIA

TSLA with a better day than NVDA

TSLA with a better day than NVDA

How is TSLA not absolutely tanking today?

This is how retarded this market is: NVDA -2% after *that* ER. TSLA misses everything and rallies 30%.

TSLA all bouncy bouncy on $400

Tsla having a p/e above 10 is comical to me

NVDA down more than TSLA right now. 🤡 market.

I won’t believe it’s a real bear market until TSLA drops below 300.

Buying $TSLA puts. Suspicious how it hasn’t dropped much

Googl and tsla, please save the market 😭

Nobody buying TSLA right now stop playin

I hope TSLA 405 puts guy held

NO WAY TSLA WENT FROM +6% TO RED