TSLA

All you have to do is buy TSLA OTM FD calls and it’s guaranteed money every single time.

So in $ TSLA is still about 7% off from ath. But in Euro, it's still down by about 16% from ath. Factoring in dollar devaluation, to match last ath you'd have to go to about $535. Certainly 500+

I'm a TSLA Ber and I'm ded

TSLA just announced a merger with the U.S. Government and Elon said the government will be fully self driving by Spring 2026.

The year is 2026. The government is still shut down and TSLA is the entire market. Trumpcoin is legal tender. Harambe has been resurrected as an evil clone and he’s playing on the US Olympic team with a Kobe clone. Welcome to the sigma bull market simulation.

TSLA delivery numbers leaked? Fuck it $500 calls

Why is TSLA up lmaooo

TSLA casually up $10 just as nature intended

Buying $TSLA calls feels so dirty. Like yes I'm making money but this company is trash compared to the other MAG6, especially those in the red today lmao.

TSLA will keep pumping until the moment everyone buys in. Market is just waiting for generational bag holders.

TSLA carrying the market won’t end well

Tsla Put the higher the cheaper

The fuck is going on with TSLA 

TSLA going crazy because the SEC is no longer in service

TSLA $500 today?

I cant prove it but TSLA is cheating

Fuck TSLA

tired of bitchass tsla man

I see, makes totalt sense that this sends TSLA up, more time drive Teslas now

Is TSLA edging higher every day without going down again? Am I high

TSLA cant keep getting away with this

TSLA lets gooo 450

Fucking A TSLA green rocket right out the gate

tsla 380 eow, ezpz

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued. All in to buy put

Some big earnings this month. GOOGL, TSLA, SOFI, V

So premarket doesn't look that bad. TSLA should get $450, no?

government employees are about to become full time wsb traders for a month calls on PLTR and TSLA