TSLA

still holding tsla 400c

Roth IRA went from 205k to 315k in 8 days from TSLA puts and MUU

TSLA is as impotent as ever during this huge rally. Dragging its dick across the floor.

If tsla misses another earnings expectations we're gonna see liberation day level stock prices

Any pump where SPCX and TSLA pump is fake. Sorry. It's the rules.

TSLA has no reason to be green

AMZN is gonna release Robotaxi before TSLA 🤦‍♂️

# META is trading at 15.5x forward earnings while TSLA is trading at 200x forward earnings... one stock is up 3% today, one stock is down 10%... can you guess which stock is up and which stock is down?

Can dogshit TSLA get some action too please

Tsla is green; something is wrong

damn TSLA hittin the dumb bitch juice hard this morning

Breaking: TSLA bols moving in their 08 Impreza.

TSLA 69.69 EOY

TSLA dumped 30% in one month and still has a PE of 360 lmao

TSLA 290, META 500 please and thank you

!bandbet TSLA +4% EOD

I want everything to go up except for SPCX and TSLA. Fuck that guy.

TSLA 0dte calls are calling my name but I told myself to take a break from trading

TSLA pumping 15% tomorrow. Just watch

TSLA is an AI company that makes plastic cars for pretentious conformists.

Doesn’t matter how green markets are tomorrow TSLA will still be red

TSLA next support is $270!

I listened to only 2 earnings calls this quarter. MSFT and TSLA! And let me tell you something. MSFT’s leadership and they way they can articulate information makes Elon and his leadership team at TSLA sound like back alley clowns

TSLA down 30% YTD, I'll drink to that

almost time for the rotation into safety, prob after tomorrows dump. (bitcoin & deep OTM 1 week out TSLA calls)

Musk is deliberately dumping TSLA so he can get it back cheaper on a future merger with SPCX

Only thing I look forward to is waiting until that one guy who bought 500 TSLA stock at 400 to get margin called

So, wen TSLA under 200?

TSLA with that 52w low at close then lower in AH lol.

And you guys were talking shit about Micheal Burry’s $TSLA short, buwaahaha. https://preview.redd.it/y9bc6jlee8gh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=21a6a9349a8de42863e8e5efc501185d2428e74e

Bought TSLA

To think i was considering tsla calls, i think the cult retired 🤌

It is official, TSLA is in free fall.

TSLA below 295? How is Elon going to handle only having $600B??

TSLA under $300 makes me rock hard. Wait till you see my rager at < $200

fun fact: tesla ($TSLA) is no more a trillion dollar company

TSLA, META gaped so hard you could drive a cargo container ship through it

who's gonna be worth less than a trillion first, meta or tsla at this rate

**BanBet Lost** — /u/brucekeller (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $304.89 → $315.00 | +3.3% | 2h 1m | Lost |

Bought a couple of TSLA 0dte 300 calls once it was passing 300 with a hope of inevitable reversal. It never did reverse and ended \~2 bucks below.

TSLA 300p went from 0.01/0.02 to 2.67 during sour hour, did anything else beat 133x?

TSLA shorts partying tonight

Give me 310 TSLA

tsla yu good ? https://preview.redd.it/ku68qdpm27gh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111b1c4d90311c50b3f7417757c0262e270a44ae

**BanBet Won** — /u/stock_dude9 (1W - 1L, 50%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $309.61 → $300.00 | -3.1% | 4d 22h | Won |

Tsla 300 has broken

$TSLA is getting smoked.

https://preview.redd.it/ltlbt8fj17gh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=fabd1ce536308013db29e128714a691ca501cac8 $TSLA broke 300!!! Look at that volume!!! Flush this 💩

oh that's a spicy volume spike on TSLA just now

TSLA breaking through 300 lmaooooooo