TSLA

TSLA TO THE MOON

All the rational invstors are gone and it's only tech bros left rallying on meme stocks like TSLA and GLD.

$TSLA to the moon literally

Did my TSLA call just get saved?!

Tsla make sex bots i will admit i was wrong about everything

Any reason for TSLA pump or just the usual evilness of the stock market

Why tsla is popping

TSLA, the classic after hours manipulator 🤡

TSLA decides it doesn’t want to make cars anymore after posting results just above failing, but vague promises of sex bots. +2% AAPL posts yet again excellent earnings beating high expectations its parents set, but no promises of sex bots. +0.5%

Tsla wtfff

Just made $800 buying TSLA shares for 26 seconds lmao

🚨 TSLA PUMP 🚨 ELON MUSK’S SPACEX IS SAID TO CONSIDER MERGER WITH TESLA OR XAI “Consider and MAY DO IT “ RALLIES 😂

Why rob a bank when you just can hold TSLA stock?

TSLA 1K EOD

Lmao tsla

Did Tim APPL accidentaly give TSLA good guidance??

Fuck it .. buying TSLA AH

TSLA poppin a bit in after hrs that SpaceX could merge with Tesla

why TSLA hard?

Tsla what’s happening

TSLA news?

AAPL : Smashes earnings, record revenues = red TSLA : Trash earnings, handjob robots coming in 2033 = +16.3%

Tsla needs to get regarded for me friday

TSLA in 2027: “We stopped all manufacturing of EVs to focus entirely on autonomous, xAI, and SpaceX.” Stock rips

#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - BEAT #TSLA - MISSED #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

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TSLA dead no longer holds meme status

"All Cybertrucks will now come with a Grok actived Teshlight attached to the steering column. You can make money with your vehicle while you sleep in the backseat of it. Cybertrucks could also potentially haul lithium mined by Thai cave children from the Musk Mines. The value will increase at least by 2000%" TSLA +6%

Almost half of MSFT unpaid customer bills (RPOs) are from OpenAI... META's AI capex will eat 98% of its cash generation this year... TSLA shareholders will pay $2B for xAI but won't get shares... Is this the first time that everybody is lucidly admitting we're in a bubble yet keep piling in?

I base my investments off companies & their merch. So far: RKLB TSLA & SNDK have been a pleasure to deal with. MSTR took my money & didn’t respond.

Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are in discussions to merge ahead of a blockbuster public offering planned for later this year. The combination would bring Musk’s rockets, Starlink satellites, the X social media platform and ​Grok AI chatbot under one roof, according to a person briefed on the matter and two recent company filings seen by Reuters. ELON TO CONSIDER STEPPING DOWN FROM TSLA AND TO FOCUS EFFORTS ON SPACEX

Selling pressure on TSLA is crazy

Tsla is not a car company it’s a liquid options chain with a underlying listed on the nasdaq company

$TSLA buying opportunity 🤑

TSLA gonna increase 20B investment to 200B investment into xAI (Elons Pocket)

The TSLA call was the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard

MSFT: Down -12% because even though revenue and earnings grew strongly, Azure only grew 39% not 40%. TSLA: Down like -1.5% even though its a shrinking business, the CEO can barely string a coherent sentence on the call, lying for over a decade about self driving cars, claims it's creating some bullshit robot. Cool.

Buying TSLA now is arguably one of the dumbest things to do but it might just work out.

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The music has stopped for TSLA

TSLA dump continues after Trumps speech. 2% down is way too little.

Honestly, 2.6% dip on TSLA is considered lucky. CEO pivoting to sex dolls is a sign of worsening times. Orders must have been so low for them to shelve 2 models.

Has FELON musk given up on TSLA? He only tweets HENTAI and GROK now.

If we’re revaluing companies like MSFT, let’s see TSLA! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Next TSLA ER call they will stop selling cars completely

TSLA being down less than MSFT is pure comedy

Made money on TSLA poots and got greedy now im stuck holding calls for a 700 lost ....

What I've learned about earnings. Buy shares, sell the after-hours rip. Options may very well get crushed by market open the next day. I bought TSLA and sold the rip at the top before it dropped. Absolute win.

Elons brother just dumped his TSLA shares