TSLA

Yeah TSLA Why not? Who needs fundamentals when you have memes and optimism?

So TSLA drill just because I bought calls on Friday?

TSLA killed bulls last week and it’ll kill the bears this week…..at least my calls hope so

TSLA is clearly the cripple tard character played by the gay diddler actor.

People are getting bearish on TSLA again. New ATH iminent.

Also the premium on a 60dte option that's 10% OTM but isn't tsla or pltr.

Tsla seems precarious

I see waymo everywhere but no robotaxi. How is TSLA so behind

Think we’ll see TSLA sub $300 again soon?

Elon reportedly very motivated and working LONG HOURS on a NEW Optimus robot capable of peering into a human’s soul while also capable of performing what some have called the greatest rim jobs after months of end to end data collection. TSLA to 1000 EOY

So hypothetically if I had a million liquid and put it in $tsla in the $380’s (2600 shares) how long could I not work and sell covered calls? Like 20% otm two weeks out? Asking for my retarded friend.

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How we feeling about TSLA calls

If GOOGL had the same PE ratio as TSLA each share would be $2800

Expected profit growth in next 5 years: Tesla: +400% Nvidia: +150% Amazon: +115% Microsoft: +100% Meta: +96% Alphabet: +73% Apple: +25% Why did buffet buy the 2nd Lowest mag 7 in expected profit growth when he could have bought TSLA, NVDA or Amazon instead? Is he dumb

the extra expense is so that Waymo actually works rn. What does TSLA have that Waymo won't be able to match?

Up 101% last two years. Made a lot on LRCX options. TSM, MU, NVDA, AMD, JPM, WFC, BAC, TSLA have been big winners. I bought a bunch of MO when the divy hit 10% and keep adding to it. I’ve taken some profits and have some ambitious sell orders in place right now hoping to lock in some really solid gains. I’ve started to roll money into divy stocks and will keep rotating in until I’m at least 50% into these plays. Also averaging into PYPL leaps hoping to make a nice return on that in the next 12-18 months.

Sure they drive well but Waymo isn't profitable nor are they able to scale as fast as TSLA can. They are fked long term

Well Google 300c will hit itm no doubt. Meta 650 is easy too. TSLA and pltr don't know

AWS or Google was always going to win the AI fight, openai and TSLA are cooked

What do people think about spending a small budget on those leaps at the beginning of next week? * GOOGL - 300c beginning of 2027 * TSLA - 450c beginning of 2027 * META - 650c beginning of 2027 * PLTR - 200c beginning of 2027 Slightly OTM all of them but can't go wrong?

Alot of heat to take the spotlight off Elon..... Buy TSLA

Just draw a line between NVDA and TSLA. Above that line: high quality. Below that line: absolute garbage

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!banbet TSLA 500 14d

I’m hedging my spy puts with tsla puts because tsla is gae

Funny because Elon was begging Warren B to buy TSLA last year

TSLA up. 🤡 market back in business.

How to save stock market? Tell BRK to buy $1B for each MAG 7 minus TSLA plus AVGO. Problem solved. QQQ straight $650 after BRK exposes NVDA investment. $7B saves $7T.

TSLA in 2025? $100B daily market swings In 2035? $1T daily market swings

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yeah. it’s weird to me that people glaze Elon and TSLA for what Waymo is already doing

“Dear Margaret, I’m traveling to the big city to buy TSLA calls. I will write when I arrive. See you in the spring.”

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META you're fucking shitting my dick rn. You have to be fucking shitting me. META shits the bed day after fucking day. Loses 180ish per share from its ATH, and on a day where everything else recovers, it still closes out red. Come fucking on. What a stupid ass fuck ass shit stock. I'd have lost less money buying TSLA or some fucking meme coin.

Can’t believe I actually got it right today. Played tsla and amzn calls and got out right around the top. Was patient, and conservative. Trusted my trade and hit my goal. Sold and didn’t look back. Small wins, just like losses, add up

Wall street trusts TSLA more than Meta, what a bunch of retards

never doubt the market participants will to 0dte fuck on a friday. it dont matter what the news is. if it's friday and we had dumped hard during the week to a big key level, it's 0dte bounce time. tsla on a friday went nearly $30... spx did 130 points. all in the morning. crazy 0dte driven market. now if only i could get the 0dte correction right... :(

I pussied out on picking up SPY $670 0dte calls on open, but these $405 TSLA calls are printing. Id also like to profit off the financial engineering scam.

holy fuck I am so glad I paper handed my TSLA puts at 400

Ok TSLA that was a nice pump, back to the pits of hell you go

TSLA simps can’t wait to be strung along for 10 years on humanoid robots only to eventually deliver them late and immediately be several generations behind some Chinese company nobody has ever heard of lmao

TSLA being shitty, but going over $410 today though.

TSLA -5% pre-market to green. No wonder Burry quit 🤣

Bought a bunch of TSLA 0DTE calls at open and legit forgot about them because I thought they didn't fill. I'm rich!

I would have made 50k more if i held my SPY and TSLA puts till this morning! So sad!

-43% in TSLA now.

TSLA going red to green