TSLA

TSLA has to buy silver. LoL.

TSLA more about the bond market. Which of course affects stocks but indirectly. But, yes, probly worth more concern than it’s getting. We did elect a bunch of maroons, OK w a $37 Trillion deficit, so we get what we deserve, I guess

TSLA calls, expect dumping

You can see the exact moment where the N word was said on the 1 month chart for TSLA

And just like that I’m holding TSLA puts for next week

Dump tsla.

I literally hate TSLA

Omg fuck TSLA. Sold for a loss, I'm over it

Sell your Tsla go back to nvda. You know you want to.

Warm-up with 3 sets of refreshing WSB to get the blood pumping, then hit 5 sets of SPY 0DTE calls expiring today (failure mandatory), superset with 4 sets of NVDA weeklies at ATH for pure FOMO hypertrophy, move on to 3 sets of TSLA lotto puts because “it feels toppy,” followed immediately by AMRAP PLTR calls until conviction or account balance gives out, cool down with 2 light sets of AMD sympathy plays, and finish the workout with a brutal drop set of GME/AMC based solely on a single comment that says “something’s brewing,” ending with a protein shake made of cope, screenshots of unrealized gains, and telling yourself tomorrow you’ll size smaller (you won’t).

Tsla and slv both moved today

I wish TSLA could get a low volume pump

Someone just put $41.5 Million into $510 $TSLA calls this is wild someone must know something

TSLA hold a pump challenge impossible difficulty

HOLY !!! someone just bought 41.5 million dollar $510 $TSLA calls someone must know something

oh yes, TSLA also fucked me good, call options I sold at -50% 15 mins ago are now itm

Still 3 hours for TSLA to absolutely ream my hole 🤤

Over Xmas dinner I found out who and why people are buying TSLA to all time highs They think by this time next year, Elon will have AI robots in every house and robotaxi will wipe out Uber and Waymo 🤔

BTO 2x TSLA 1/2 480c @8.95

Tsla ends day at 470

got fucked today by spy twice and by asts twice, still waiting to tsla to play out but most likely it's fuk as well

Your mom is a TSLA bol?

Tsla bulls love taking up ass multiple times per day

Perfect  “M” formation underway on tsla 

And how were you supposed to know? Tsla will turn green in a minute and your 0dtes are at -98%

Omg I understand why TSLA is going to 0. Options chain expiring today is wildly bullish. The call to put open interest is like 10-1at every strike

Bought back TSLA at 474 and 474.5; what a dive! 😋

V turn to “M”  Tsla bulls take up ass twice in one day

Your money only works for buying tsla or msft?

Had the option to get TSLA or MSFT puts...I took MSFT :sadpepe:

Should’ve sold all my tsla puts oh well

Scalped TSLA calls for 1.4k. Only 1.9k down today now I guess

tsla haters praying tsla to recover so their spy calls down 60% can recover funniest shit I've seen today

cmon TSLA regards pump it one last time for me

TSLA bulls experiencing what TSLA 🐻 feel like every other day

Tsla bounce just the push spy needed

If this drop gets 40x bigger on TSLA, It'll get close to a realistic valuation

Can the regards bid tsla back up so I can dip out of these spy calls pls, shit aint movin

Im gna need TSLA to V to 490 please

"For my next trick, I will make 1 month of your profits disappear for no reason"- TSLA

Tsla 0 green candles since open

META and TSLA is screwing me so good

Tsla really needs to stop being geh

Damnit sold my puts too soon on TSLA….thought it will bounce at 476

TSLA has been selling for 1 hour straight

We've been rooting for you this whole time. Fuck TSLA

TSLA calls for free money. Them regards aint going to let this be under for long

least my tsla puts are printing

TSLA 5 min chart looks like staircase straight to hell lmao

I bought TSLA, MU, and META calls at the open and Sold GLD, SPY, NVDA calls…. I’m regarded