TSLA

the real safe haven was TSLA stock all along

I should diversify into assets with 0 correlation to reality like TSLA

Everyone in shambles expect welfare TSLA. Fuck them.

Can TSLA swap places with SLV ?

My TSLA short hasn’t been covered yet. Rek my bussy bolz

TSLA holding this market up right now. 💪.

TSLA is pure regard stonk. They stop model S/X Production for droids, gonna lead to record losses and the stonk pumps

TSLA has been flat for 5 years basically, if you are holding and not trading this stock then you are a glorified elon ball licker.

Lmao shorted 10k TSLA shares. Make me poor TSLA bolz.

TSLA is the new Gold!  😂 😂  Whos moving this stupid 🤡 market?!

markets down, but TSLA. TSLA TSLA is greennnn. wtf

TSLA up 5% on a day like this tells you everything you needed to know. Market is fucked

I’ll be honest, silver tards more annoying than TSLA cultists

Should we all just rotate into the safe haven that is…TSLA

TSLA ist the biggest scam Stock with No value behind bur the Most brainwashed folllwers pumping all their Money in for elon to get richer

TSLA makes no sense.

This TSLA pump is criminal.

Should be TSLA instead of SLV lmao unreal

tsla u pig

TSLA holding up SPY again, YEPP not a bubble

send tsla back to 420 just for an hour

Soooo is everyone red today orrrr??? Everything is shit except TSLA. it’s like backwards day. Normally everything good except TSLA

Tsla trades at 387x earnings hahaha 🤡

We might as well just give up and full port tsla, nothing else matters

So is TSLA just moving higher based on merger calls? Won't they still have to pay the high valuation.

TSLA the safe haven asset lmao🤌

# AAPL red, TSLA green # fuck you mr market

Words can not express how deeply I despise TSLA. Man, just fuck this stock and Leon. When are the bagholders going to appear and the bottom drops out? Everyone knows it's a scam and they're just waiting on the first person to jump off the merry go round.

ROTATE TSLA

Forcing myself to wait on buying a TSLA call since there’s bound to be a dip next week

F elon F elon Feels like sour hour soon, but then again my gut feeling is always wrong so TSLA 440Cs?

Tsla looks like it will close around 450 today

how tf is TSLA the only green ticker on my watchlist? 🤣

I think TSLA optimists are foreign (Saudi) and they're just not aware of how dumb Elmo is. That's my theory

TSLA TSLA say that you love me

Scrolling through Elons twitter to see if there's any reason why TSLA is pumping and all I see is AI gifs and UK politics. The old Elon spams Tesla all day.

SpaceX is worth more alone than combined with TSLA, no way Elon merges them together. SpaceX and xAI makes so much more sense. He will most like IPO SpaceX together with xAI then officially start circle jerking, funnel and squeeze as much as he can from TSLA to pump SpaceX and xAI. NVDA proof of concept.

blows my mind that out of all these mag7 stocks, TSLA is doing the best today

'Elon musk denies claims on TSLA and SpaceX merger, SpaceX is more closely aligned with xAI"

TSLA is now like a thai whore: "Are you a robotics company?" - "Yes, baby, I'm anything you want me to be." "Are you an AI company?" - "Yes, baby, I'm anything you want me to be." "Are you a space company?" - "Yes, baby, I'm anything you want me to be." "Are you a car company?" - "Shut your mouth, buy the stock and lets fuck"

Investors fleeing to safe haven assets like $TSLA

Big sellers on tsla , will end day at 420

Had a feeling about TSLA today. Bad entry but basically sold the top +131%

Imagine algos decide to start selling TSLA, just to fuck with both bulls and bears.

AAPL: “We sold more iPhones than ever before. The AirPods are so popular that we need to ramp up production” Market: “Meh” TSLA: “Profits down a shit ton. We’re gonna do robots that don’t really work well though” Market: “🤑🤑🤑🤪🤪🤑🤪🤪🤑”

market rotating out of risky speculative assets like JPM UNH and MSFT into safe heaven TSLA

Elon literally announced a scam and TSLA go brrrrrr 🤡

I wish nothing but absolute shit to TSLA and Leon. Such a fucking scam. Absolute fucking scam

So many here were like TSLA puts at open free money How can people be so wrong

So with SpaceX merger, TSLA cured cancer or something. LMAO