TSLA

All I know for sure is, TSLA calls at open yesterday were not the play.

Look TSLA baggies, it isn't too late, you can take your money and put it into a company that has actual growth.

TSLA taking a massive dump now, you guys have to stop it! Buy the dip!

Just let TSLA go. Let it go to the earth's core.

Another brutal day for TSLA

TSLA finally dead

# TSLA to 309 today!

Sacrifice TSLA for the market sounds good. Lot of juicy capital that could rotate out to other things, sure.

Shit the bed like TSLA = Drill Beat estimate like GOOG and INTC = Drill

Lol Tsla. Just go below 300. It's time.

TSLA strike with all the power and might of INTC and IBM

TSLA 300 puts will feed generations if it hits

I think there's more than enough TSLA bottoms around here

Crypto dumping because the same cucks that own TSLA and SPCX also own Bitcoin 

Tsla 260 EOD

It's not looking like tsla has found its bottom yet.

TSLA GOOG AAPL all are worth 320/ share as of today

Tsla is the most important company on this planet and the next. Samsung artificially restricts supply to sell overpriced memory.

Tesla market cap is bigger than Samsung’s who are on track to make almost quarter of a trillion this year profit lmao. Who are the mugs still investing into TSLA? I saw some retards saying following the drop this is a good entry point

Buy TSLA and SPCX so we can make 🍈 a trillionaire again please im begging you guys🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Tsla bers feeling real confident rn .

Dont hate me but I really do need TSLA to be at 400 by EOD sorry

The pattern for TSLA is, after a massive drop, the guy says something silly and the buyers come rushing in, pumping the stock over a short period. This last drop was epic, even by TSLA standards, so it'll be fun to watch if the pattern holds. I should be working right now.

There it is . ANOTHER article describing disgraced fund manager Cathie wood buying tsla dip With verbiage “scoops up” wtf. I’m so tired of hearing that phrase whenever she buys stock. It’s like a fucking trademark or something . I hate that phrase

Warsh will drop rates next week to re-pump TSLA

TSLA touches 319 again and then rebounds to 335.

Tsla bulls acting like elon has helped humanity lmao i was doing ight before his companies

Thank you. TSLA is cooked at this rate.

$tsla should just admit their a car company at this stage

If you had gotten puts, TSLA would have ripped. These are the rules.

The cult now has to split their money on TSLA and SPCX. That is the problem here. TSLA suddenly has half the demand it used to.

Lot of suspicious bullish upvotes in here right now. TSLA to the moon! Hur dur.

$TSLA 375$ ultra blast gamma squeeze 😎📈🚀

Watch the TSLA cult bring it back to 400 in one month

need TSLA at 330

Currently in my manic era, will fullport 0dte 5%OTM TSLA calls at m00rkit open

LUMI >> TSLA

Maybe his plan is to let TSLA dump to $20 so SPCX can buy it out more easily

Buying tsla dip and hoping for a rebound. I know Elon has something cooking.

Burry made a fortune on his tsla puts huh?

#SPY down -2% from all time high. NVDA down -13%, GOOG down -22%, MSFT down -33%, AMZN down -17%, AVGO down -22%, META down -25%, TSLA down -35%, MU down -22%, NFLX down -45% and these are the biggest components of SPY. LMAO🤌

I’m gonna continue watching Industry and shit post on here while casually following futures and selling options to degenerates against any unreasonable market moves (unless it’s a long market position on TSLA, SPCX, or CVNA—won’t sell puts on those companies, unless they’re covered puts, no matter the premium).

Id Buy TSLA under $100

TSLA+SPCX = POS … burning $8 bil in cash each quarter

TSLA currently ~$320ish $GOOGL currently ~$320ish $AAPL currently ~$320ish First to $400 from here?

Ouch. TSLA is a stagnant industrial company trading at 300X forward earnings - when it should trade at 10X. The CEO is a sociopath and a liar. Both TSLA and SPCX are collapsing, which makes sense: after all, "stock prices follow earnings." If you combined these two companies (and add all of Musk's other commercial interests) the resulting entity LOSES MONEY. Musk Inc. is UNPROFITABLE. Hence, the combined market cap of the combined companies is a (bad) joke.

TSLA today had the same feel as the earnings gap down Jan 2024. Sentiment wise very similar. Even the monthly structure looks kind of similar - If similar structure plays out then it would align with an October bottom and another -27% lower to about $230.

Anyone notice how Europeans are making a ton of money off TSLA and SPCX puts?

"Look how they massacred my boy!" - TSLA shareholders

I was having the worst day until I looked at TSLA 😂🤣😂🤣