TSLA

META and TSLA are such scams dude glad i got out of those 

Will do naughty things if TSLA goes to 460 eow

Alright now all good news out of the way, we drill. Puts on PLTR, META, AVGO, TSLA.

TSLA needs to be sub 250

Kimbal Musk gave away 14,785 shares of $TSLA as a gift today No way this MF is giving away shares, more like selling without trying to making TSLA holders panic as in giving away to a charity owned by him or Elon

Cathie 🪵 sold around 70K shares of TSLA today. I guess it gonna pump hard tomorrow huh? 🤔

Why TSLA so high still

TSLA if it holds above the 50d ma

PLTR at least is still in the growth phase. TSLA is a 22 year old company that has been in a decline for over a year yet is still trading at 300x earnings

I dunno, I think tsla is a STRONG contender for most bullshit stock in the entire market

#BREAKING: Millions of Rental Sexbots recalled due to Sexually Transmitted Diseases, TSLA stock surges

TSLA is so interesting. We’ve had companies cook the books because they stopped making money and go to zero. TSLA is telling us they’re stopping making money and the stock goes up. Works until it doesn’t, I guess

Which one to ground first: TSLA or CVNA?

whatever you do, do not buy calls on TSLA

Tsla is retarded. Could just randomly go up at any point in time for absolutely no reason at all

Thanks for the support bruv. You hold TSLA also?

Tell me my tsla calls are fcked

That’s META right now and soon to be TSLA next week

Crying over the TSLA puts I've sold

Projected net income for 2026 NVDA 139 billion GOOGL 135 billion AAPL 126 billion MSFT 125 billion AMZN 85 billion META 78 billion TSLA 8

!banbet TSLA 440 2D

TSLA been in the same channel since early September. Actually impressive

TSLA: +20%

Chad Enron vs Virgin Zuck. TSLA at 130 PE is a buy. META at 24 PE is a sell.

TSLA all time high WHEN

I love how TSLA is just as likely to hit $500 as it is $300 soon and yet everyone playing around it will be equally just as fucked

TSLA on life support

TSLA worth about $16. Ref sales / multiple / ROC as compared to GM/F.

TSLA MACD crossover finally pls don’t be a fake

Every news recently shows the public disdain for billionaires. Tsla big brain Board: "Hey let offer the richest man in the world that everyone hates and caused our stock to crater and sales to vaporize 1 Trillion pay package, no way this doesn't backfire right???"

AI can generate $640b in revenue if it can get the job as next TSLA CEO

TSLA in the 420s good lord

Again for those at the back. In the last 12 months... PLTR +219% LRCX +106% MU +120% AVGO +94% AMD +74% CRWD +67% GOOG +59% IBM +50% INTC +45% TSLA +35% NVDA +30% ORCL +22% AAPL +20% MSFT +19% AMZN +18%

Don’t worry I still am sitting on TSLA calls :(

Why TSLA drilling today?

I really want to drop $5k on some Nov TSLA puts, but I know I'll just get up 25% or so and then watch them expire worthless a week later.

TSLA V please god...

In the last 12 months: PLTR +219% LRCX +106% MU +120% AVGO +94% AMD +74% CRWD +67% GOOG +59% IBM +50% INTC +45% TSLA +35% ORCL +22% AAPL +20% AMZN +18% And you're telling me you're still buying?

Sold my TSLA yesterday seems like they are going to have to raise money to fund a lot of their big future ideas

I don't know much. but TSLA puts

Just do it TSLA TOUCH 424 today

When TSLA gets delisted for fraud, do we think Ford is going to be the next play?

Tsla beats meta today

TSLA red and my put is also red lmaoooo

Tsla will be handing out thousands only if you pick the right side tho

TSLA easy 450 today

So, how far does TSLA fall after Elon makes it official that the Optimus robots will be made and sold under its own company name rather than Tesla? No way he builds what he calls his "army" and risks having that army end up in someone else's hands if he were to be ousted from the company; the sensible thing is not to build a robot army in the first place, but if you insist on doing it, you definitely ensure that you remain the commander under all circumstances.

Im feeling TSLA puts deep inside my balls. Could be cancer though

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Tsla with a straight pipe