TSLA

Elon will announce the sex robots as a christmas present for pre order as the next market catalyst. 3X TSLA stock confirmed!

BREAKING: 🥭 announces 50% tariffs on Santa. $TSLA up 7%!

Tsla going to 476 at the 9 EMA

these TSLA knives hurt. got to be a little bounce on this drop.

TSLA SELF RIDING SEX ROBOTS

My TSLA calls . Welp gonna hold them to expiry . I hope the bot who bet against me has a nice Christmas and stuff

Lost my money for the day. Thanks TSLA

Coal for TSLA and broader tech, tendies for the SPY

TSLA $500 inc 😔 dont fight the god of the stock market

Just bought TSLA around 480.5; at the dip; I am here to HELP !!!

TSLA going full Elon

This Santa anti rally on tsla got me feeling like Riley freeman

Imagine being a TSLA bull and losing money every time Elon wants to exercise his options to buy another ketamine mountain

TSLA puts

Queen ft. TSLA - Under Pressure

Pre-market TSLA pump immediately turns into a dump at open? Surely this has never happened before.

lol ok bye tsla

TSLA and 🌽 lol

Tsla red, thank you santa

TSLA 475 inbound

TSLA just butt tucked everyone hard. They like to do this rough to the bulls.

TSLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT! IT'S XMAS FOR CHRISTS SAKE

TSLA pulls a bull trap. Where the 500 calls holder?

Canaccord cut its Tesla Q4 deliveries estimate but lifted its TSLA price target 🤡

TSLA 500 today 👀

TSLA is on that pump and dump scheme 🤣

TSLA & SPY ATH today

Bought TSLA @ 483 target price 495

TSLA to 500 today 🤔

WTF TSLA ???

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Why are there so many articles about TSLA on Robinhood if I have never followed the ticker?...

Almost forgot I recommended a 2x short tsla etf to my uncle, thats gonna be fun topic at the xmas dinner 😭😭

TSLA calls ***finna*** print

And TSLA call pls 🙏

Like ayo how is musk worth 700 billion Y'all don't know anything saying "tsla" is dumb," go back to buying orcale shares

My PP will be hard when i see all the TSLA loss porn

Thinking of doing this TSLA iron condor with a 12/26 expiration date: Long 472.5p Short 475p Short 495c Long 497.5c $81 max profit and $169 max loss. Just needs to stay between 475 and 495 by eod on Friday, which doesn’t seem outlandish, especially on a flat week. Could throw my last 10k into this and it could be a 50% return if this works out.

How crazy am I to open an iron condor betting that tsla stays between 475 and 495 by eod 12/26? Could double my account and be the beginning of a comeback if it goes right.

Tsla green

Please, we will pay you monthly retainer to stay away from previous metals Why don't you buy tsla. Everything is a computer.

If I was watching the price I should have done call credit spreads on TSLA when it was close to 500.

Well I just discovered iron condors today and finally got approved for level 3 options on Robinhood. Could throw my last 10k (or at least half of it) into TSLA 12/26 iron condors betting it stays in the 480s and that should come close to doubling my money if it does…

Iron condors on tsla expiring 12/26? The premiums look a bit tasty. I don’t think it leaves the 480s this week.

Never thought I’d see a TSLA cult member out in the wild. You guys are usually very stealthy. Haha Just messing with you bruh. On serious note though, I admire TSLA’s attempt and drive towards innovation, and doing things that are risky, with a high likelihood of failure, but do it anyway because everyone else is too chicken shit to try. But overstating the success of some endeavor is fck’d up. I’d more respect and invest in a company that can admit they were wrong, and try another way, than one that would mislead its shareholders and double down on a failing strategy. [Tesla robotaxi](https://www.benzinga.com/markets/tech/25/12/49555062/teslas-austin-robotaxi-project-is-smaller-than-elon-musks-claims-report)

Unloading now? You’re literally describing a mid-IQ move. Imagine selling the most disruptive company on earth right before it solves autonomy and scales the humanoid bot market just to chase a rocket IPO that isn't even confirmed. TSLA is the foundation; SpaceX is the ceiling. You don’t sell the house to buy the roof. ​ Also, for the millionth time because I know where this goes, I am not Indian. Just a guy with a functioning brain who isn't scared of a little volatility. Paper hands move on, the rest of us stay winning.

Will TSLA dump is xAI or SpaceX go public? I feel like TSLA kind of functions as a proxy for those right now in a way. Only way the valuation makes sense

Being a TSLA investor is NOT for the faint of heart. Look at the history: ATH to low point • Sep 2017 → Jun 2019 –53.5% • Feb 2020 → Mar 2020 -60.6% • Nov 2021 → Jan 2023 -73.6% • Dec 2024 → Apr 2025 –53.8%

I think mango got burned on TSLA puts which is why he tweeted and demands the stock market acts rationally and goes down on bad news and up on good

* GOOG: 66% * NVDA: 41% * TSLA: 20% * **SPY: 17%** * MSFT: 16% * META: 14% * AAPL: 9% * AMZN: 6%