TSLA

Im feeling TSLA puts deep inside my balls. Could be cancer though

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Tsla with a straight pipe

Burry usually has a sound fundamental thesis. His TSLA short was pretty spot on on that basis - just failed on the price movement part.

My TSLA sex robot will have seven assholes and a jagermeister tap

GOOG, AVGO, NVDA. AMZN, MSFT, AAPL, TSLA

my magnificent 7 picks from best to worst: NVDA, AVGO, GOOG, TSLA, AAPL, MSFT, AMZN

Fight that fucking gravity, TSLA

Good Moaning Bools, both my NVDA and TSLA are roaring back; there's money to be made today 😆

**YTD growth** META: 7.10% TSLA: 8.86% AAPL: 9.92% AMZN: 13.54% MSFT: 20.68% NVDA: 43.84% GOOGL: 53.19%

TSLA smacks 460 tomorrow

If someone is out there any they have a port of Tsla, Oklo, Open, MSTR, quantum Please drive to Massachusetts and directly to Harvard to be studied 

TSLA would like to offer that service. Everyone gives them all their money, you are allowed to buy them at an 8.5t$ valuation.

I asked Grok how to trade stocks and it said not need to just buy TSLA and you will make money everyday. 🤔

That’s no shit, seems like no matter which direction I chose to play TSLA, that piece of shit 9/10 times will go the opposite direction on me. I’ve given up trying it trade it at all.

lost so many times on tsla puts

Crashing TSLA to zero for the bulshit c-c-c-c-c-combo!

This is the make-or-break moment for TSLA. We’re trapped between $420 & $470 — whichever breaks next decides everything. Above $475 → breakout to $530–$550 likely Below $415 → drop to $350 likely

Calls on TSLA

Just ordered my TSLA flying car and matching life-companion robot. Used my stimulus check for the down payment. Sure hope delivery happens really soon.

I don't own any TSLA stock because I still can't get over how Elon Musk lied about being good at Diablo. You have billions of dollars. Who gives a shit if you are good at a videogame?

TSLA PUTHOLDERS! NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO SELL! I JUST HEARD A BUNCH OF ENGINEERS CRITICAL TO THE CYBERTRUCK DEPARTMENT'S OPERATIONS QUIT WITH 0 DAYS NOTICE! GTFO BEFORE TOMORROWS 6% PUMP ON THIS INSANELY BULLISH NEWS!!!!

No, short PLTR too. Probably not TSLA.

You're gonna short NVDA and completely ignore TSLA and PLTR?

Oh so thats the joke about TSLA and sex robots...I get it now

I still hold TSLA📈📈

I’m loving your character arc over the years. From TSLA meat rider to full blown 5G conspiracy theorist. For the sake of the people around you - get some help.

is $TSLA a sex robot stock? calls on $TSLA

Tomorrow’s predickions: NVDA 🟢 UNH 🟢 NOKIA 🟢 TSLA 🟢 OKLO 🟢 SOFI 🔴 PLTR 🟢 SPY🟢

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!banbet TSLA 462 11d

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If this was TSLA reporting instead of OKLO, it would’ve been up 12% 🤭

TSLA 440

lol tsla and nvda

When is the TSLA cult going to flip to RIVN? I see huge upside for Rivian and AI day is coming up soon. Any thoughts on whether or not RIVN can outperform Tesla over the next few years?

Spy on a run without NVDA, TSLA and META

I knew SPY was going to go green. So what do I do. If SPY recovers and go green, then TSLA should go like +2% at least So obviously, go all in on TSLA calls Several hours later - SPY goes green, I fucking knew it. TSLA down -2% Well, I was kinda right. Fuck

TSLA so weak

Bought more TSLA at 433.5; target 500 EOY.

Did Rivian beat tsla to full self driving??

Squirrel falls in pool, I scoop it out and warm it up with a hair dryer.  It dies anyway. Grok said it was my fault because I warmed it too rapidly  Calls on tsla. 

TSLA could still pump higher

Choose 1 Option 1:  you step in dog shit everyday for the rest of your life Option 2:  your port can only contain OPEN, MSTR, and TSLA

No stock split, TSLA going back to 390

XPEV is going to be massive as we move into the next bubble: robotics. We had hype in EV, then Crypto, then AI. Well, next is going to be robotics and XPEV is way undervalued for their potential if we value TSLA this high.

If rivn can do half as good as tsla. I might just be able to buy one

worth buying TSLA put cuz if carol joyce oates doesnt chill out elmo gonna kill himself

TSLA refuses to die

TSLA? Their shit is broooooken and retarded