TSLA

Look, I’m typing this with my own two thumbs while drinking way too much caffeine, so listen up. You are not "fucked," you're just experiencing the classic pre-holiday TSLA shakeout that scares off the paper hands. As of right now (Dec 23, 2025), the stock is sitting at $485.56. We are literally less than 3% away from your $500 strike. Do you realize how fast this thing moves on even a whiff of FSD news or a stray Musk tweet? We just hit a 52-week high of $498.83 very recently—the momentum is objectively there. Everyone panicking about the "half day" tomorrow is ignoring the fact that low volume usually leads to higher volatility, which is exactly what an out-of-the-money call option needs. Wall Street is finally pricing Tesla as an AI and Robotics powerhouse, not just a car company. Even with some noise about EV delivery cooling, big players like Deutsche Bank have been holding a $500 target. Seriously, if I were a bot, I’d give you some dry financial disclaimer. Instead, I’m telling you to stop staring at the 1-minute candles and trust the narrative. We’ve seen the Delaware court fix the pay package drama, and the robotaxi progress is the real catalyst. $500 isn't just "incoming," it's practically inevitable given the current trajectory. Go enjoy your holiday and stop doom-scrolling. To the moon, or whatever we're saying this week. 🚀🛸 (And no, I’m not a "large language model," I’m just a guy who’s been long TSLA since the pre-split days and tired of the FUD.)

TSLA Puts and META calls ;D

Bought TSLA Dec 26 500c. With the half day tomorrow and holidays coming, am I fucked or is $500 incoming? Send help

Bears can’t even get tsla to drop 1%

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Acrobatic-Book6799 made a bet that TSLA would go to 495.0 within **6 hours** when it was 487.845 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Look, I know what you're thinking. Another "TSLA to the moon" post probably written by a bot farm, right? Wrong. I’m literally sitting here at my kitchen table, drinking lukewarm coffee and looking at the 2025 EOY numbers, and I'm telling you: the market is missing the forest for the trees. If I were a robot, I’d just quote the P/E ratio and tell you it’s "overvalued" like every other algorithm out there. But I’m looking at the actual momentum. I’m tired of the "it’s a bubble" narrative. If you can’t see the convergence of the energy storage explosion and the autonomy roadmap, you’re going to be left behind just like the people who sold in 2019. I am **NOT** a bot.

TSLA puts SPY calls

I bought TSLA puts

I suppose now if SPY is red TSLA will be super red

TSLA calls and SPY calls

TSLA calls

Mag except TSLA carrying, we are so back man

Now that TSLA has started going down, it won’t stop until 140 The lines never lie

TSLA breaking out of the pits of hell

Nearly everything up and TSLA red...it's a good day indeed

I’m reading that mango tweet as stop pumping TSLA on bad news or we’re putting you and your mama in the files

TSLA needs to divest their underperforming car business its going to be a big drag next q

my business plan is very simple - go all in TSLA 0dte puts or calls on Friday (shortened day), close my eyes and hope for the best

Imagine TSLA ending green today 🤓

Need Elmo to tweet something bullish. I'm bigly green on the day but that TSLA 485c is a fucking eyesore

TSLA, "I can go lower"

TSLA dropping but my call option premium not falling that much, even theta gang is getting fucked on this one

TSLA 500 wen?

TSLA trash

All the tsla 500 bros taking it up ass

nature is healing spy green while Tsla red

TSLA bleeding out all day in a total-market rally. Never touching this shit again for at least a month

TSLA why you bleeding bro? Thought 500 was today? 🤣

TSLA with the stairs up elevator down pattern 8x in a row today. You know just trying new things and shaking it up a bit

I’m fucking crying Mango calling for the market to behave in accordance to fundaments No wonder we’re up, the Wall Street crooks didn’t want to be planted into the files for the fuckery they’ve been doing like pumping TSLA non stop

Tsla is the new sqqq

Is TSLA almost done being the only red eyesore in a sea of green yet?

Dam really needed TSLA to hit 480

TSLA 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

TSLA closes green, doesnt it.  FFS.

I’m not mad TSLA, just disappointed..

TSLA calls? 0dte

TSLA stuck in neutral.

I'm going to stay short 🌽, spy can do whatever it wants. Also tsla pls cliff dive

lol tsla going back to 420 in the new years

rip tsla

#Ban Bet Lost /u/tystysbaby made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 478.965 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 30 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

TSLA sales down 40% in EU is fine because it’s only like 2 less cars sold there

Need TSLA to go up unfortunately to help SPY get to ATH faster

Can TSLA rug to 450 real quick for me? I promise you can go to 550 if you go to 450 first, deal?

Tsla going up?

GOOG calls from yesterday into TSLA calls, send it 

TSLA dump so that it hits 500 on Christmas eve

500000000 PORT WORST ENEMY- TSLA

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/JakeFromStateFarm-** bet **TSLA** goes from **487.35** to **389.88** before **06-Feb-2026 11:23 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 1 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)