TSLA

So basically Elon confirmed his TSLA and SPCX and nothing more than a slush fund to buy chips to make the president happy.

Tsla puts at open? Or is that dumb

TSLA bulls are gonna love loading up at $50/sh next year

Musk’s entire fortune is built around hype companies that don’t make much money. TSLA earned $1 billion last quarter. With a $1.3 trillion valuation? Same with SPCX. They only had $19B in revenue last year. And a $1.5 trillion valuation? Both of these companies are 85% overvalued. TSLA would Be a $30 stock and SPCX $35 if the market priced them right.

$0.33 EPS for TSLA is hilarious. Still overpriced by an order of magnitude

As a 2018 / 2019 shitcoiner I know a bubble when I see one. With no hands in the stock market, that TSLA presentation was ridiculous. It sounds like every crypto project back then. Some fancy names like robotaxi or optimus and hopium to immediately scale and penetrate up to 50% market. Send it to free fall. Too broke and too stupid for options but I'd definitely bet on it going down.

How is TSLA not dumping more? Is it waiting g for market to open?

You aren't bearish enough on TSLA

TSLA drilling for oil or something lmaooo

Explosive dumping There is no way SPCX holds at 114 with TSLA 7% down

At least my TSLA covered calls are printing 🤡

tsla 345 put will print?

Why is TSLA down? I thought it had a bad quarter

tsla dump on bad earnings, the world is healing

My hands are telling me tsla puts my heart is telling me tsla puts

I mean, TSLA dropping like a rock does make sense.

Resist the urge to buy tsla puts resist the urge to buy tsla puts GUH

Tsla at April lows 👀

TSLA almost down 25% from ath lol

TSLA put GOOG call at open

TSLA or GOOG

$TSLA $GOOG what a crash, ready for more memory, semi crash at earnings

Would it be regarded to trade ODTE on tsla today

LMAO, desperate bers after TSLA just posted memory memory and more memory.

Can TSLA just go to 320 and get it over with already

Thank god I didn't grab those TSLA 360Cs

But wen TSLA 25T?

TSLA baggies seem indifferent to daily $20 swings

Repeat after me, GOOG call TSLA put

TSLA 300 EoW send it

I want to get puts at open but I always get fucked with tsla

Yesterday I said TSLA $237 EOY, I didn't mean today...🫣

TSLA calls free wealth today

My tsla 377.5p about to print

My 4 yr old niece yesterday asked me if I can make TSLA $40 for Christmas. Really proud of her

Would be nice to get it back to reasonable p/e of 200. TSLA is going to 50$ soon.

Will TSLA go back to $300?

Tsla popping 350 like a zit. Look out below.

I want to get puts on tsla but I always get fucked with tsla

C'mon tsla, just break through 350. It'll feel so good.

Not until tsla is 100 and spcx is 50, which may be next week at this rate!

At open GOOG call TSLA put

TSLA calls too obvious

I was very close to buy TSLA calls just to inverse myself lol

Wonder if spcx is positive because tsla baggies are switching to a different Elon ship?

1DTE puts on TSLA and GOOGL, 100 shares of INTC for ER after close (don't wanna get IV crushed tomorrow), godspeed brothers

tsla about to drill baby drill

Lol tsla trying to defend 350. Flush already. Long time in coming.

TSLA finally heading towards it's fair value of 44$.a share.

TSLA earnings call was fucken hilarious. Musk sounded half-asleep the entire time, he knows Tesla investors dgaf about fundamentals