TSLA

Im 100% certain that throughout this entire year, I’ve gained $1 for every $100 I’ve lost trying to short TSLA

Explain like I’m 5 years old $TSLA’s valuation

TSLA haters continue to lose all their money to show that Elon bad man.

TSLA calls

Check Notes: No positive news on TSLA, ah must be another 100% gains day

Another all time high for TSLA today. Haters are going to get another ass hammering 🤣

Did you not read the millions of posts of people losing all their money betting against TSLA?

TSLA up 16% tomorrow

TSLA will go to 500 and stay until every bear is ded This is the annual tsla ber slaughter. The last one was when elon brought out fake robots being controlled by employees LMAO

Yes it is time. I don’t think it drops until March though. If mid terms go blue it’ll pull a little but can bounce back from that. I think tsla big dump comes with SpaceX ipo and Elon losing interest in his old toys.

every time i short TSLA it ends in disaster for me, but this time it’s going to be different

NETFLIX CLOSE THIS FUCJING DEAL WORST STOCK IVE EVER TOUCHED SINCE FUCKING TSLA FUCK U

I'm not in TSLA so I'll pray 🙏 for your puts tonight!

I honestly think 2026 is the year for TSLA. TACO needs Elon to help him win Midterm and then SpaceX IPO. Both of them is good for TSLA.

TSLA fan girls will close it above 500$ before end of this year.

500,490,480,475,470. PUTS on TSLA. I think I bought too much. How screwed am I?

no, elong had his DOGE team install a backdoor on treasury dept servers that auto-buys TSLA stonk

Someone told me 500 TSLA puts would print this week!!

Guys I’m concerned. Are these TSLA puts gonna print or nah?

Low volume in WSB tonight, TSLA -6% tomorrow

CALL PREDICTION FOR TOMORROW: TSLA, NVDA, NFLX, DWAC, V

CVNA put, WMT put, ORCL call, SBUX puts, TSLA call, GOOG call. That was the watchlist. If anyone was wondering. I got lost somewhere and need to return to keeping things simple.

Damn, Cathie 🪵 sold almost 250K shares or RKLB today and some TSLA too but she bought more than 100K shares of OKLO. I guess Space stock still have a chance tomorrow lol

I heard 🍈 say it will have the following specs: USS 🌮, CVNF-1. New generation of aircraft carriers, and uh, umm… first ever with a nuclear fusion reactor. Uuummm, and uh, It will be manned with tsla robots, and xai gruk will be in charge of the whole ship. Umm. Its fighter jets will compose of self flying model S, model 3, and cyber jets. All of this before 2026 Q3. And umm, we also haven’t sold many cars recently, but we’re not a car company. Umm. TSLA to 2000!

TSLA bears wondering why TSLA is irrational.

TSLA puts look so fucking tempting

Idk if the confidence in you TSLA call holders makes me nervous or excited about my short term puts

I actually had the balls to grab a TSLA 490 P when it was at 495 it dropped to 493 and I sold but I turned around and grabbed SPY 486 12/26. I held it overnight

Type in TSLA can click the big green button

Pltr, tsla?

Rainbow formation on the TSLA chart. Figures.

Made a nice 800$ in and out day trade buying puts at 496ish. Now only need to make up ~10k to break even for all of my other failed TSLA shorts 😭

Here for TSLA bankrupting every idiot in here buying puts

banbet! TSLA 505 eow

#Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 525.0 within **23 hours** when it was 482.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 175 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

I actually sold some TSLA today. Felt right.

I don't know what will come in AH announcements. But I do know as a foolish holder of many things, that RKLB and TSLA puts will print tomorrow because those spiteful red and yellow M&Ms. We want the green, show us the green.

Tsla to 0 

TSLA stock is completed unrelated to the company honestly. May as well actually go to a casino with your money if you are a long term investor

TSLA has never traded on fundamentals. It's the #1 scam meme stock of all time

So is TSLA stock price is now completely disconnected from the car business? They are about to report a big miss on Q4 car sales after the New Year's and the market doesn't seem to care one bit. Is it all about FSD, Robo taxis, and Optimus robot now?

Would you pre-order the TSLA Sex Robot if you could?

Keep shorting tsla until I have no reason to live anymore

100 shares in to tsla Q at 420, double down?

#Ban Bet Lost /u/BuyHighCryLat3r made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 day** when it was 482.175 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 4 wins and 23 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Will Tsla break $500 this week?

BTO 1x TSLA 12/26 485c @9.85

I hope six months from now, I’ll be seeing comments that read “I could’ve bought goog at $311 in Dec”, while it is > $350. And other comments saying “Instead, I bought tsla at 490, while it is < 250.

tsla pump and dump tale as old as time itself

TSLA 500 is hilarious 😂 thank you thank you