TSLA

TSLA 🟢 Pumps to $690 by the end of the month Mark my butt

People in here are really negative on tsla. ATHs soon.

Agreed, total dog and pony show. And that’s why I don’t hold TSLA directly

Tsla 0dte will print. Hope it stays down until open

I'm tempted to long TSLA bcs of how retarded the contraparties is

It’s all good fun to pile on TSLA but OKLO has no permits, no firm customers and is led by a bunch of bullshit artists promising a working reactor by 2027 (lol) yet is valued in the billions 

Holding TSLA > Owning A Tesla At least for the last 3 years...

TSLA is just unsustainable as a Stonk. Runs on pure regardium and snake oil. I'd like to buy it to make a buck, but then Enron might manipulate and make me hold some heavy bags.

ALL IN TSLA TOMORROW ROBOTS ARE THE FUTURE

any stock that is directly related to this administration ie TSLA ie NVDA I no longer want anything to do with

tsla market cap is 1.4T and they pay musk 1T. this sounds funny somehow.

I'm gonna give you a little splash of red TSLA. It's a happy little TSLA. ☺️

Dumping my TSLA stock. Already thought it was overvalued but there’s no way this ends well

Can you imagine how high TSLA buyers would send that shit if the company actually made money

Amazes me how many TSLA holders think this is a 5T company. They haven’t even grown revenue in 3 years and are already priced like they are going to grow 10x

What's the elmo show I don't see TSLA on earnings calendar

So... TSLA $3,200 inbound, or what?

I am wondering how people feel with tsla calls after the reversal when elon started speaking

So… what type of manipulation is hood trying to commit with tsla by asking everyone to bring their cult stock there?

Why would the TSLA event not have a sell the news reaction. Might grab a couple k shares of TSLQ for the lols.

If I held TSLA directly (I do not), the pay package would not cause me to sell because the goals are so unrealistic. It won’t happen, so whatever

Mark my words, TSLA will crash and take SPY down with it.

Damn I should've bought some TSLA this speech is pretty good

BREAKING: Elon Musk considering retiring from TSLA. Shareholders lose confidence in stock.

Yeah TSLA 8 trillon market cap 😂😂 😂

TSLA stock is like holding beanie babies at the height of the bubble

TSLA short thesis is shareholders lack the self preservation instinct to survive more than five years in the wild

TSLA is cooked lol. It's the end.

TSLA will carry SPY tomorrow?

So tempted in shorting TSLA tomorrow ^(but will actually buy calls)

If fElon gets a trillion if the stock hits like what, the entire GDP of the United States, what does he get if it becomes the new BYND and plummets down to $5? Super ultra jail? id take that deal as TSLA investor.

Elon: tsla is an infinite money glitch. Share price: *drops 2%*

TSLA bears more retarded than TSLA bulls

TSLA, PLTR, OpenAI, all this fucking moral hazard that's normalized. At least Enron had the decency to conceal their grift. When the music finally stops, things will happen in America that you never thought possible here.

Elon just said Tesla is an infinite money glitch 🔥🔥 because he said it it must be true so I’m full porting tsla calls tomorrow

TSLA SLIDES

Wow you are special. Not ONE MAN should even have the opportunity to get $1 trillion He can easily run half the world in 10 or 20 years with that money and thats extremely scary God damn you tsla people are stupid lol

Why would you not bet on TSLA with a 95% chance the pay package is approved?

"Elon is the only person in the world that can run TSLA." 🤣 and what happens if he drops dead tomorrow??? This company is so fucked.

TSLA bull run to $3000

Oooo...gonna get me some cheap TSLA puts tomorrow

Tsla ticker renamed to musk.

Elon rigged the TSLA voting machine.

Tsla gonna save the market

1T pay package to scratch balls and act like a scientist! TSLA BEST STOCK!!!

I hope melon doesn’t get the package. Tsla needs a rebrand. It had great minds that have been held back by a regard

We did it guys! Time to buy TSLA now that we gave the man $1T

Watching the TSLA shareholder meeting was like getting insights on how a cult works

TSLA approved market crash avoided

I think no matter which way they vote, TSLA is going to go down, right? Or is that just what they want us to think?