TSLA

Tsla flat on 5y period 😂 all the long term holders are so 🤡

suddenly market cares about tsla profits

Buying more Googl tomorrow. That’s my move. Oh, and puts on TSLA.

TSLA net income $1.1billion, free cash flow -$1.1billion, market cap 1.2trillion, 340pe 🤡🤡🤡

I feel like once that ETF comes out that excludes any Elon Musk stock, TSLA AND SPCX is going to fucking crater

There are three kinds of people who still buy teslas: \-upper middle class white people \-poor white people who think having a TSLA makes you look rich \-literal irl autists

I truly hope TSLA goes bankrupt

Tankers getting blown up left and right, Brent crude nearing $100bbl, bonds straight down, yields straight up, USDJPY 40 year high, DXY strong, MAGS in the gutter, TSLA and GOOGL wrecked AH, semis knifing post market, small caps down the drain today SP500 futures -0.05% Poor bears if it wasn't earnings season SPY would probably be back to $700 by now

need all of elon's stocks to get delisted, fuck TSLA and SPCX

I need TSLA to 300 by Friday

TSLA is always crazy premium but then you also have to trade something with no actual value. Spooky

Bought 2x SpaceX today after selling TSLA for a loss. Not touching Tesla till Nov since Elon wont let it breakout before merger. TSLA will be a good play later on closer to eoy to play that premium that SpaceX will give but before that SpaceX and other stocks

TSLA is a stock of utter dirt and stench

MARKED SAFE tonight from GOOG and TSLA.

Tsla calls 15 min after open That stocks pure retardisim

What does TSLA really do though?

Mr. Musk time to buy tsla? Yes buy now

I picked the wrong week to sell TSLA puts.

TSLA died the day Elon did his "roman salute"

Wonder when the first tsla pt downgrade is gonna hit.

TSLA $237 EOY

!banbet TSLA 400 1d

if TSLA dips more, we just run the buy bot

Elon definitely playing 5d chess, drilling tsla into hell so spcx can buy it for pennies

TSLA chart says it will go to 400 by friday.

loaded up on TSLA and GOOGL. what else?

Market learning more and more TSLA is in fact just a car company

Can we hurry up and get to the part where Google is 250 a share tsla is 100 and ibm went bankrupt?

Tsla didn't crush. Goog spent all the earnings and a chunk of profits were anthropic/spcx investments which... yeah.

TSla keeps having these jerky pumps where there's a shitload of buys all at once.

Elon (allegedly) shilling for spaceX on TSLA earnings call. This would (or may) have been a crime 10 years ago? Edit: TSLA lawyer saw my post.

and the ALL IN TSLA BRO posts Then OMG IMA KILL MYSELF cuz I lost everything on a retarded azz gamble that I had no business participating in from the first place People love their suffering 

I was looking at Google so much I forgot about Tsla lmao

Watching TSLA SPCX both down like 6% , it just warm my heart

I think every investor of TSLA is an idiot who doesnt know how to read balance sheets, pe Ratios for valuations, general lies told to their face, nor timekeeping of promises that never came true. The market will show you in due time. Tick tock. Its going WAYYYY lower  Mwahahahahaah 

If you own TSLA don't worry they stopped production on Model S and X at one factory so they could convert it to Optimus production. I mean no one asked for Optimus and no one seems interested in buying them and they don't actually work but I'm sure the stock will pump

GOOG or TSLA puts?

TSLA a strong buy at 345 though

He launched it into space. That was it. He made 1. Promise kept. Tsla up 50% tomorrow.

Tsla says Capex will continue to grow. Optimus robot plants to boom.

My TSLA puts might print tomorrow! 🤞

Weren't there a lot of spcx/tsla investors in Korea? Wonder how they'll factor in.

Not a big Elon fan. Like, NOT a fan. If that thing gets below $100, daughters college fund is going all in on it. Way too many Elon Stans out there for it to not be irrational just like TSLA.

I'm all in on spcx after losing 8% on TSLA. Fuck tsla, SpaceX is my new friend

jess fuck who is regarded enough to be driving a fukein ugly ass TSLA ev? shitt is just a microwave on wheels LMSOOOOOOAAA

So, how much TSLA is ARKK gonna buy off this?

TSLA performing worse than my 0.02% regular bank savings account

google + tsla is almost 10% of QQQ

!banbet TSLA -22% 15d

tsla puts PRINTING