TSLA

"Wait, the sex robots were a scam all along!" screams TSLA investor as he sobers up for the first time in years.

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150% tsla!

I got cooked on both MSFT & TSLA. Can I get an award or something

TSLA 😂

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>CNN: TSLA IN TALKS TO CONVERT ADDITIONAL FACTORIES INTO SYNTHETIC GOLD AND SILVER REFINERIES 

TSLA might -50% from here, the grift is becoming clear to even the most regarded bulls like Dan Ives

I’m going to call it: TSLA insolvent within the next 10 years

Tsla is gonna open flat lmao

The number of deaths on the TSLA options chain bro

Calls on TSLA. Just got my prerelease Optimus and I told it I wanted it to fuck me like my wife. It just laid on the bed and scrolled social media. Hell it even yawned. Then it gave me divorce papers and took all my money.

So let me get this straight, TSLA is planning to switch an entire factory to instead of making cars make robots and this is not a massive warning signal for anyone? Their sales are down, less people are buying their cars and other EV brands (China) are becoming more and more competitive each year. Fuck it stocks only go up

People usually sat out something like nvda in 2025 of tsla in 2021 they think lightening will strike again.

​​$TSLA fan boys finding out their undies are wet

TSLA red by open

Fall of CRVA, TSLA and NFLx would be epic

Gotta love how TSLA is up while MSFT is down 🤡🤡🤡

Need TSLA to do what carvana did yesterday

musk seen sending tsla share price updates to satya

Let me tell you about yesterday. Bought and sold COPX, then bought ITM TSLA puts.

Will CVNA and TSLA ever die

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!banbet TSLA -2% 1d

2 things are going to happen at the open. People will start dumping the tsla to take some profits. And start buying the msft dip

To whomever bought my 9 short TSLA 2/20 puts. [Thank you for 10k <3](https://i.imgur.com/aFfDwJR.png)

TSLA mooning ah on declining revenue is the lolz I come here for. How much of the upcoming $20B capex is just going to be incinerated by xai to "train the robots"?

But he says money will be made obsolete… *Very insistent on receiving that trillion dollar pay package off TSLA, while already being close to 1T net worth.* Weird huh? Also: that stimmy money was just smoke up glazers asses

I could see TSLA selling off at open

Is this finally the moment to short TSLA???? I've been waiting patiently since April 2020

tsla is a cope selling company

I have TSLA too. 🥂

Same. I also have TSLA calls so hopefully those print

Tsla and nvda are extremely undervalued. All in to buy

These die today: TSLA, MSFT, GLD, SLV

I can feel it TSLA dumped at open

If we had never gone off the gold standard, $1 would be more valuable than the entire market cap of TSLA

Msft will go back up tomorrow, meta will climb, IBM will soar, tsla will drop and apple will be flat. So says my crystal ball

Also, there are a ton of companies at honestly insane valuations while currently not making a profit or hideously over leveraged. People just assume every company back then was a Pets .com level of meme. When fucking TSLA is one of the biggest companies in the world, there's a serious lack of self-awareness falling back on that talking point.

It's amazing that TSLA is up 101% since the beginning of 2023 while the revenue is down. https://preview.redd.it/rgolf1fmt7gg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4084ec8bbcf42e6de036125643b2a0b30e8b38ea

Tsla dump pls

No TSLA flagship model for psychological anchoring.

Will TSLA calls get IV crushed?

I lost on MSFT but not on TSLA. Make it make sense

TSLA free cash flow in Q4 2025: Was actually $1.420 billion. Same as Q4 2022. Wtf lol

Think I'm going to buy some cheap ass Meta puts, Tsla puts, and Microsoft calls in the morning.  See what happens

Elon really tried to pass off that shit as a Roman salute after doing it twice Elon I know you're in here, you goof Go pay someone to play video games for you **TSLA 0**

TSLA will open red at -5%. Help me manifest it

The great TSLA scam continues. Shrinking “growth” company stops producing cars to pivot to robots.

xAI just smashed and grabbed $2,000,000,000 of TSLA shareholders’ money.  And they will applaud