TSLA

I got triple DP'd by GOOG, TSLA and SPCX. Gonna visit Taylor farm and each raw veggies and let the good lord take me.

Tsla gonna be -10% tmrw at this rate.

Holy TSLA

TSLA and SPCX feedback loop of doom.

Send TSLA to 300

Surprisingly with how shit TSLA dropped, it’s actually up a bit lmao

Another tanker blown up in the straight GOOGL down 5% TSLA down 3% Crude parabolic SPY -0.05%

TSLA and goog down the same percent lol. Edit. Actually goog is down more smh.

why can tsla not afford a decent mic for elon in these meetings jesus christ

how long til spcx merges with tsla

google more down than tsla doesnt make sense

GOOG down more than TSLA 🤡 🔫🤡

wait, i thought TSLA missing its targets was always bullish because Elmo?

Can TSLA drill more to 340 already?

GOOGL, TSLA, you have to expect that shit, really. Sorry if you were long calls.

For as bad as TSLA is doing, SPCX didn’t feel much and is actually up. I bought SPCX calls but I think IV crush will win this one…

Tsla fair price is like $40.00

# GOOGL RED AF # TSLA RED AF # SPY GREEN AF # IMAGINE NOT JUST BUYING SPY CALLS

TSLA down and Elon hasn't even started talking yet XD

Haha I am in the exact same boat and agree (and fucking knew I should have at the time but got greedy). Give it time, we’re good. TSLA is going to crush soon.

I got shares with avg cost basis of 160 and holding. Didn’t hedge with puts. Only short term calls I got are TSLA—now this was stupid.

I knew TSLA was going to release earnings today

How come GOOG is dropping more than TSLA rn ???

Sure, other companies can catch up. But tsla is the leader, everyone will be playing catchup. I use fsd to commute 100miles a day from nyc to CT. I dont touch my wheel. Its fuking amazing. Would i want it in a bmw, hell yea. Chinese cars will never come to the US.

Haters keep winning. TSLA has been dead money since 2022. LOL

TSLA Stans and haters are both cults!

I think NFLX📼should shift to adult content & I think TSLA🔋 should spinoff a sexbot cumpenny These would be moar profitable than 🅰️ℹ️ imo

rather buy SPCX at $50 than TSLA at $50

tsla doesn't trade on numbers 

Where's that TSLA 900 getting acquired by SpaceX this year retard? SHOW YOURSELF.

TSLA result was really bad.

goog will open red and mf tsla will for some reason pump 

TSLA PE ratio moving opposite of MSFT.

Who tf is still investing in TSLA in 2026

TSLA will always be shit. Holding that 💩 for 5+ years and nothing to show for it!

You know there is a certain comfort in knowing that every single earnings play I planned out would have blown up. So at least I'm not butthurt for choosing google over tsla or now. It all would have went to shit anyway

TSLA fanboys will learn how heavy these bags are soon

Gotta wait for the TSLA call for the real moves. We need to see how the market reacts to Elon's lies.

TSLA fanbois: "I've never been more bULLiSh!"

Tsla pe gonna be 500 soon

Does he even care about TSLA now, with SPCX?

I'm pissed at TSLA. For the crazy moves it tends to make, earnings move is always 💩.

\#TSLA, LMFAO!!

Look like Google is try to follow TSLA now lol

Tsla fsd is dope

"I'm a TSLA bull" lmao get fucked

The real earnings question is will the market continue to willingly go along with the Elmo scam and pump the stock after the earnings call when he spouts all kinds of autistic bullshit that analysts can use to plausibly pump TSLA.

Anyone still buying TSLA is dumb, I'm a Tesla bull but I switched to SpaceX cause this shit is dead money till early next year. Elon needs TSLA to not breakout before SpaceX buys so TSLA will only go down or be flat till then. SpaceX is the one you want to buy and hold now

Attention world: Dump TSLA and buy almost anything. The liquidity is appreciated. Fuck your attention and matter.

I bet TSLA is spending its capex on SpaceX / xAI