TSLA

What will TSLA rotate to next once these fuck ass robots go the same way as Model X/S? Musk should simplify his business model and just make a single robot that cashes government checks into his account

TSLA investors even seem to know in their hearts that this was an absolutely miserable quarterly report, but they're still determined to not let the shorters profit even if they burn more of their own cash in the process. You have to admire that determination.

So, when GLD gets a spot in the Mag 7, it should probably displace TSLA, right?

So TSLA going to be flat at open. After hours pump is definition of fake and gay.

TSLA buyers now remembering that just because Elon makes a million of his shit robots doesn't mean he's going to sell a million of them. Not to mention the risk of one just falling and crushing a child could destroy any profit.

TSLA EPS just keeps dropping LOL

TSLA is such a joke

A theta gang victory on TSLA earnings feels like a warcrime

TSLA already gave up all gains

TSLA, what a *retard* 🤣

TSLA capex spending nearly 2x what analysts expected and they’re shutting down a factory to make their sex robot which musk says is still in R&D phase how is this stock not -50% rn

TSLA DOESNT EVEN MAKE CARS ANYMORE TAKE THAT IN LOL

ofc i got msft calls and tsla puts only shiny rocks can save me now

So TSLA ending model X and S production is already priced in so the market says the price should go up? I have no clue how this market works. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/28/tesla-ending-model-s-x-production.html

Besides TSLA is there anything actually over valued

What would posses anyone to hold TSLA shares at this time. Jfc

TSLA ditching cars for robots is peak bubble stuff. Surely this has to be the top of the stock, there is only so much grifting and lying Muskrat can do

TSLA gonna pump hard af tomorrow Welcome to post earnings hype Sponsored by Jack Daniel’s

I think my TSLA $450call is getting cybercucked

TSLA down tomorrow?

Wonder which stock will have juicier post earnings movement afterthe IV crush tomorrow: TSLA, MSFT, or META?

The future will be comprised of SNDK, GLD, SLV, and TSLA - nothing else 🤫

Yo $TSLA cooked. Elon running out of tricks in his bag. Such a small pump for a “big announcement.”

You owe it to yourself to listen to that TSLA call to know how crazy it has gotten

#New MAG7 announced: MU, SNDK, META, TSLA, GOOG, GOLD, SILVER LMAO🤌

How much would TSLA go up if they actually hit their earnings target? This shit never beats and somehow always up

So tsla is burning like 60% of its free cash flow to bail out xai? These Elon cult followers need to be studied in a lab.

TSLA, get your ass back over 450

TSLA memory USA

TSLA is a US MEMORY STOCK ALL IN 500+

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I hope you're quick to sell TSLA tomorrow..........got a bad feeling it's gonna drill

People buying TSLA unironically at this valuation are completely insane. You guys listen to any of this call? Insane.

TSLA staying green after all that is hilarious. 🤣 I’m done trying to make sense of it.

How the hell is TSLA holding these levels?

TSLA stonk will finally crash when this AI hype dies

Is there hope for my TSLA put?

TSLA iv was 93% for 2dtes...tmrw open will be brutal for all tsla option holders 😭 Hope that ur itm for META options if ur shortdated lmao

Sick, my meager gains from TSLA earnings are shot from this low-ass energy call, AND my rare earths just got kicked in the dick from US govnt retreating from price floors..(again mind you, after Health care insurance 2 days ago) feels bad man

They were right that TSLA is not a car company. Lmao cause they’re killing off the S and X. Soon the 3 and Y will be gone as well when China floods CA and EU with their EVs

TSLA down but MSFT on the way up. Thats the way it should be 😤

Son of a fucking bitch go *down*, TSLA. Your CEO is currently saying their business model is to make the Will Smith version of I, Robot real

TSLA made a 2 bil investment in XAi, and there are 3.5 bil shares out in TSLA, so that means for every $435 share of TSLA, you get over 57 cents of an investment in XAi! What a value!

After hours pump and dumps: TSLA Rare earths miners (USAR, UUUU, MP, etc)

TSLA.  Do the world a favor and continue dropping.  I chose ITM puts and would appreciate the gift for my wise-ish decision. I haven't been a good boy this year, but I've been good before in the past.

TSLA and MSFT better not drag META down with it before open tomorrow!

Bye TSLA

don't tease me TSLA

TSLA is some bullshit and a sign of an unhealthy economy.