TSLA

I’m ghey bear but a smart one , tsla gonna shit it self

LMFAO TSLA

Wtf tsla uuuu

views around tesla & reddit outside rth trading -? What happened w reddit Whats your take on tsla tom?

I've listened to multiple TSLA calls. This one is the worst by far

Buying TSLA after the earnings call requires the kind of faith usually reserved for Martian abductions and diet pills.

Unbelievable how appealing for groupies is Molusk’s bullshit. So tsla car business is dead, at CES there were like 4 robots made by the same Chinese guys who took away the EV business far more impressive than optimus, and yet this guy managed to convince a tone of people he can turn dust to gold. And btw, he took 2 billions to finance his other pocket in xai fantasy and investors are like: thank you. Surreal

I listened to META and then now TSLA. Professionals and then, oh my god, regards

I hate TSLA but please, you dont have to be thaaaat retarded. the story was always fake. clearly no one gives a fuck. it gets bought up with everything else.

TSLA is going red tomorrow isn't it?

Tsla just went red😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sold the top on TSLA before that dump. yeet yeeet

TSLA😂🤡

20B capex spending for TSLA expected 11B lol

omg this earnings call for tsla is unhinged i have had to rewind it a few times wtf

Yeah TSLA gonna end deeeep red. The fable is fake af and everyone knows it

There is not enough TSLA ridiculing comments here. Keep ‘em coming boys. Squeeze these creative neurons

TSLA and MSFT might fuck META gains tomorrow. Terrible earnings call

First time listening to TSLA earnings call and it’s more regarded than I imagined 

Elmo spending TSLA $ on xAI and pushing robots more than cars as their main business line now seems about right.

Tsla bulding optimus prime instead cars🤣🤣🤣

TSLA and CVNA are the only two stocks I hate on… literal fraud.

Optimus robots will be the new terminators that hunt down people who shorted TSLA before earnings

Elon where's the tsla roadster been like 8 years since you took pre-orders for that thing

yo tsla shareholders paying that Xai bill lmfaooooooo

I thought optimus robots ARE cars, I’m so confused rn. In other news apparently yes, tsla is not even a car company, the cult was right all along.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278 made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **4 days** when it was 447.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 36 wins and 106 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

This might be a mild exaggeration - but listening to Musk right now - TSLA to $500 by end of week. Not vouching for the veracity of the information.

TSLA at 1.4T while getting rid of revenue makers. Hilarious

TSLA shareholders are f’ing hilarious. Some of the things they cheer for are just bonkers.

tsla will create flying cars, dominate the robot market, will maybe create cars for the moon. it's the everything company

BAG 3: MSFT, AMZN, TSLA NVDA, GOOG, AAPL and META are doing ok

Lol, TSLA shareholders hate happiness

tsla continues to grow, wild. elon is a magician

Correct. TSLA reports a decline in revenue, and it goes up.

I hate TSLA, but if I'm honest what I hate is I wish I could be like them. Expectations of growth, but not growing. Wild ideas, zero execution Other people's money for my personal shit.

**EVERYONE STFU, TSLA EARNINGS CALL STARTED** [**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK0UZEE9GPo**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK0UZEE9GPo)

TSLA is solely valued on Musk alone, they are no longer a product company. He can say he is going to spend 2B on ketamine production and the street would cheer him as being a medical visionary and turning Tesla K division into the next J&J

The current song on the TSLA earnings call is an absolute banger

I can see Elon saying some crazy shit like offering TSLA shareholders SpaceX equities, he wants to PUMP ET

Short TSLA and META, long MSFT. And long WHR. I shit you not

gotta love how as long as TSLA has *anything* positive about earnings, it goes up meanwhile other places need to ass-blast everything in order to not drop MSFT slight softening in cloud growth, but beat on everything, -5% TSLA revenue miss? Doesn't matter because EPS beat, +5%

Is it safe to buy TSLA puts with a date after the midterms? If demo win, bad for TSLA. If demo lose, bad for us. If no mid term, bad for everyone. Seems a good deal? 

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 28-Jan-2026 05:42 PM -05

I guess today is not the day TSLA is tipping over

TSLA beat? Robots set to launch this year? MORE SLV 🚀

And xAi buys batteries (megapacks) from TSLA. Round-tripping.

I just want to profit, even a little bit, from TSLA doing badly

Actually might make a few bucks on TSLA for a change.

I just want to know if the guy that had a 3-day short on TSLA yesterday is still breathing.