TSLA

TSLA is doing amazing. Just another $336 to go and it will hit its actual value. Keep it up big guy.

TSLA nonstop drilling to earths core, no bounce

TSLA bols, how you doing?

My TSLA puts are just printing money wow

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 08-Apr-2026 02:42 PM -05

Fuck these SPY puts, TSLA puts are the way

`Can’t wait till TSLA is at $20.

The only thing more satisfying than seeing TSLA drop is it to happen while you hold a short position

TSLA getting bent over the barrel every day now

plunge protection team seems to be propping everything but not TSLA

Tsla still dumping based on the jp Morgan article that they are overvalued....when everyone already knew they were overvalued....

The exit liquidity in TSLA is simply astonishing 

Looks like another hilarious day for TSLA investors

Time to buy the dip on NKE or is it a dud like TSLA?

Praise be to Allah! TSLA still red

Of all stocks I finally choose to die on the hill by... TSLA

Long volatility Short TSLA

$TSLA 370

$JPM saying sell $TSLA to get suckers to buy SpaceX

I‘m just mad that TSLA has the balls to be green. Everything of value will be handed off to spaceX, just fcking dump you pos.

TSLA puts still free money or done now?

#TSLA is going to 80 bucks IMO

TSLA put gains gave me the clarity to hold my spy puts the fries in the bag

!banbet tsla 338 1d

Where’s the dude who said TSLA 370 by tomorrow 😭😭 Check the dumpsters 😭😭

How could a good God allow such a TSLA valuation?

At least TSLA is tanking, tho

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

Tsla just dump 20% in a day already. The slow bleed is ridiculous. I want 1000% gains on my puts

TSLA 300 tmrw?

TSLA WAS ADDED TO S&P 500 TO BOOST ELONS NET WORTH. NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO FAST TRACK SPACEX INTO THE S&P BEFORE TSLA CRASHES AS THE PONZI REVEALS ITSELF AND THE MARKET TANKS. LOL

TSLA is great for puts, but it has a lot of sneaky bounces; tomorrow could be a last chance entry

I need Tsla to jump to 375 tomorrow

TSLA is not that profitable yet, maybe in a few years

I opened a put on tsla yesterday right before close expiring today. I was down about 95% and then broke even and got out! Could have held to a 200% gain!

TSLA should start paying a 1-2% dividend like the rest of the Mag 7.

Buying TSLA $500 1/2028 leaps… once spacex IPOs Elon is finna be unstoppable

TSLA swings about $30 almost every day yet when it crashes, people buy puts and screw themselves. It’s been swinging since 2024, you have to switch between puts and calls often.

Tsla getting a $145 price target and dropping 2.15% makes me feel ***aliiive***.

Everyone's still on their "die TSLA die" arc so there's a chance my calls will print tomorrow *Thomas Face*

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 326.96459999999996 before 06-May-2026 08:10 AM -05

#$TSLA BABY: TERAFAB ESTIMATED TO MAKE $800B REVENUE FY 2027

$tsla the BULLS ARE BACK BABY

TSLA is dogshit

TSLA calls

TSLA is so 2025. RIVN outperformed them last quarter and is so HOT right now 🥵

You would think oil pumping this hard would at least be somewhat bullish for TSLA but instead it's just been elevator down since the war started

Job got busy during power hour now I'm stuck holding Apr 8th 367.5 calls on TSLA...

Breaking: TSLA selling excess inventory to the Department of War and using them as makeshift warheads

Every year TSLA delivery numbers are trash, you get a bunch of downgrades, and then that POS pumps to new highs. I'm a TSLA 🐻 but if you look at the chart you'll see first it made lows at 100, then higher lows at 200, and now 300. It will cross 500 some time this year for no fucking reason.