TSLA

!banbet TSLA $420.69 1d

MSFT beat earnings: -11% TSLA has no earnings: +5% You cant make this shit up HAHAH

it was better tsla and spy puts and i went w puts

TSLA was at 440 before the disastrous earnings. Somehow we are back there again. Elon PUMP no wonder TSLA shareholders love him so much.

TSLA up MSFT down. Makes total sense 👌

LOL, AAPL price is down....TSLA is up....stock prices are meaningless bullshit.

Jarvis, what’s the P/E ratio for TSLA stock?

Die TSLA solve world Hunger? Or Just elon Squad and billinaire Friends pumping His bank Account for No reason?

TSLA is the biggest scam stock of the century

I’m such a pussy. I knew TSLA was going to squeeze and I still didn’t pull the trigger.

I dont even see these TSLA orders on the ARCA order book man wtf is pumping this

Is there any news on TSLA ?

at this point it has been years since I touched the stock but it still fills me with pure white-hot rage every time TSLA has a day like this

Back to pre-earnings is crazy. TSLA is a certified bear hunter damn.

TSLA is so retarded man

TSLA moves like a cult or mob of zombies

tsla is so fcking stupid

TSLA casually up 5% for now reason

I have no position in either company. But how the hell are people dumping AAPL and buying TSLA after those ERs? Insane.

TSLA is such a fucking joke. I can’t believe you guys are buying that garbage company.

tired of the fraud TSLA pumps, boss

Let’s see if I can time tsla 0dte puts

I swear Tsla will declare bankruptcy one day and the stock will just absolutely fucking moon makes no sense

And yet tsla stays green…

I am going to bet my left nut that SpaceX IPO bankers balked at the $1.5 trillion valuation and Musk is just throwing his typical tantrum talking about merging with xAI and TSLA when he doesn't get his way. Prediction (1/30/26): SpaceX will not IPO at over half that $1.5 trillion, and will finish 2026 under $500 billion valuation. Only suckers will buy SpaceX now with 10 better companies nipping at its heels.

Tsla 🤡🤡🤡🤡

$TSLA new asset safe haven

TSLA SpaceX merger totally a real, legal thing and obviously why mention that to shareholders on the quarterly earnings call two days ago.

Damn and sold my TSLA calls too early today too. Fuck me man keep making the right plays but selling too soon

I buy puts on TSLA now, right? Asking for my portfolio 🥴

Melon: Turbothots will be ready in 2045 (tentative) TSLA: +800%

So is SpaceX gonna IPO by just becoming a part of TSLA or is it actually going to IPO? I had a sneaking suspicion it would end up merging.

Great time to double down on my tsla puts

TSLA puts right here

TSLA puts. Shit company cannot keep going up

I have a clue for TSLA bulls:  Musk feels entitled to 100% of that equity and he is going to drain it by merging with his other companies at an absolutely regarded, purely science fiction valuation.

For real TSLA wtf lol

The TSLA sub is literally filled with DIAMOND HANDS and short ladder attack. BEARISH

I think TSLA pumps today, then gives up its gains next week. TSLA and 0DTEs are a scalpers wet dream

Fuck TSLA. What a fucking scam

TSLA is not a sexbot and AI company, it’s a rocket company apparently.

TSLA that’s a big shrek cock right there lol

Oh maybe im the regard for not buying TSLA look at that SHREK

TSLA shares might as well come with ball gags and gimp suits at this point.

Who are the regards buying TSLA now. I want to laugh at them 2 months from now

How is TSLA still green, fucking clown market

Tsla wont get up FUCK

Time to dump your TSLA shares

I should have bough TSLA calls in this retarded market

Hmm kinda wanna buy TSLA puts. Simply because it really feels like Elon has given up on TSLA. SpaceX and xAI merger = TSLA becomes a blank check milking machine for ELON.