TSLA

Tsla up or down

TSLA gonna have recalled 15k vehicles -> 🚀 20% GOOGL huge beat and raise, perfect capex -> +0.02%

I’m too much of a pussy to play GOOGL and TSLA earnings the same time. Help me pick which one

No way TSLA ER move the stock upwards with SPCX tanking right?

TSLA will miss but Elom will hint on buyout from SPCX during earning call.

so lets get a preview of wsb tonight: "HAHA bers are fuk", "afterhours is fake and gey", "tsla detached from reality", "rip calls", "googl declared bankruptcy"

Those TSLA premiums are spicy

Anyone going with tsla puts don't be surprised if it recovers back to where it closes before market open tomorrow

Gonna buy TSLA 420C for Friday Magic marijuana number gonna print

Putting my positions here so that you regards can inverse. TSLA puts GOOGL puts SPY puts QQQ puts AAPL calls MSFT calls

TSLA shareholders should demand the release of the sexbots

We are opening at 740 tomorrow if GOOG and TSLA don't deliver on their earnings. Today has been all about dumping everything and pumping NVDA while keeping SPY afloat.

# IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUY PUTS DO IT ON TOMORROW'S ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP AFTER MASSIVE BEATS BY GOOGL AND TSLA AND A MONSTER GAP UP ON SPY QQQ

Today's earnings call summary: TSLA -> Robotaxi, cybetanks,sucky sucky bots!! Oh we lost another 20 billion during the quarter, but long term TSLA will be a 100 trillion company. Market: OMG! He said 100 trillion. TSLA 20% up. GOOGL -> We made a bunch of money. Market: F U. -10% NOW -> .............. Market: F U software/SAAS. -20%

GOOGL: we’re increasing Capex market: dump it TSLA: we’re increasing capex market: PUMP IT

Oh no! The temptation to short TSLA is here again.

Prediction for today's earnings: GOOGL 10% down TSLA 10% down NOW 20% down SPY 1% down QQQ 2% down | | | MSFT 5% green tomorrow....... LMAO

To play TSLA earnings or not…

Someone describe a realistic scenario where TSLA falls after earnings. We know Elon will promise anything in the earnings call. We know projections will be rosy. What possible way do puts print? What could possibly be the bear thesis for trading on earnings today?

I grabbed SPCX calls at 123, let’s see if TSLA is any kind of catalyst

# SPY GAP UP GAP FILL TOMORROW TO 752 AFTER +10% GOOGL EARNINGS AND +20% TSLA EARNINGS

GOOG 1Y +82% AAPL 1Y +52% NVDA 1Y +21% TSLA 1Y +15% AMZN 1Y +6% META 1Y -12% MSFT 1Y -24%

If there is an unwarranted sell off on goog and tsla earnings, then may the odds be ever in your favor.

# God I saw what you did for IBM, please do the same for GOOG, TSLA and NOW 🙏

!banbet TSLA -10% 30d

SPY got to \~$750 with most MAGs dumping Just wait to see what happens when they all start pumping after TSLA and GOOGL earnings

TSLA earnings tonight

lost on my puts, gained on TSLA. But I have no idea how to trade this market.

Tsla calls ?

What’s the move? Googl down, Tsla up?

Today will be a Theta day for SPY. Playing TSLA and GOOG earnings is the wsb way.

Goog and tsla on the same day? Holy moly

My TSLA bull thesis is that gas prices are so high that I'm seeing even a bunch of chud construction workers taking out loans at my job to buy Teslas. That said, I ain't touching that ticker. GLHF

Please TSLA do that iv crush thing but on SPCX 🙏

SPCX sub 115 and TSLA sub 350 incoming

MSFT META TSLA SPCX The four horsemen of the apocalypse

Would someone explain tsla multiple?

TSLA puts, GOOGL flat, IBM puts, NOW puts.... Inverse this and you will probably be a millionaire

Wonder what will be more important in tsla earnings, the YoY that will probably look OK since last year was apocalyptic or the overall no-growth average?

Can't wait for Elon to stammer his way through another excruciating earnings call talking about totally irrelevant topics while TSLA craters in the aftermarket

Bullish on $now and $tsla

Listen I'm a bearish-feeling permabull too, but, for now, today's damage is really weak. I guess if you're a bear you need to hear some negative things from GOOG NOW TSLA tonight

Tsla puts which means calls. Goog calls when means puts

a huge day of earnings today. All reporting after the closing bell. $GOOGL $TSLA $IBM $NOW

TSLA IS definitely a 🌈🐻 car. One of them just tried to flex and race w me in my lexus 07. To be fair I gapped him at a red light but he was still 💅

I've made steady money the last 2 weeks and I have this weird urge to blow half my port on TSLA earnings tomorrow. Am I regarded?

Tomorrow is the day. TSLA either takes me to valhalla or drops me off straight at the gates of hell. No in between.

Like TSLA rallying for no reason?

SPY 740 by open and QQQ 695. Then pump it back to 745 and 700 by close tomorrow before TSLA and GOOGL start the real rug to SPY 700 before end of this month.

RDDT HOOD TSLA ONDS WILL PUMP MARK MY WORDS