TSLA

I don’t want to hear shit about how RDDT is overvalued while TSLA keeps rising.

I was *this fucking close* to buying TSLA puts. Whew.

MSFT double beat. -5% TSLA 1 million optimus "next year". +10%

Max pain on tsla is 440 🤡

No fucking way Tesla profitable.  TSLA GAAP net income down 60% YoY.   Revenue down YoY.   Q4 2024 energy credits were 1.84billion.  Their profits were 2.1 billion.   Energy credits had to be significantly down q4 of 2025.   Fuck shithead investors.  Fuck me for playing earnings. 

TSLA 469.20 once Elon mention optimus prime in production

TSLA deliveries declined 16%, revenue dropped 3%, but made a an earnings beat. Yeah aight 😭

Yeah and TSLA is turning into a Dogecoin Treasury

My TSLA CCs might just be safe this week.

IV crush on META MSFT TSLA

TSLA bers: i shoveled my driveway so should be easy for you to deliver my DoorDash order from Hyde park tonight

Bought TSLA and IBM before those insane rips. Absolute win

at this point we all agree tsla stock isn't real and will go up to infinity, right?

It's never been about TSLA. It's always SpaceX.

There are three major stock exchanges in the US: NYSE, NASDAQ and father of all - TSLA

Imagine trying to short TSLA LMAO 🤌

tsla bers LMFAOO

for once decided not to look at the market and slv, tsla etc going to the moon. what mean

whats worse SPY bears or TSLA bulls

TSLA is a growth stock with declining revenue.

Is it a "double beat" if simp analysts lower the bar until it's one inch off the ground so tsla doesn't miss?

Double beat for TSLA is it reverse day ?

Hahaha so now if you buy TSLA you don’t just own a shitty EV company, you also own a small stake in a shitty AI company

TSLA can beat anything if the "analysts" lower the bar for all their earnings...

Algos having to decide between crashing spy and pumping META/TSLA right now. They might short circuit

You’re telling me msft calls don’t make sense. But tsla calls do? How does any of this shit work bro?

#Updated MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - BEAT #GOOG - #META - BEAT #LMAO🤌

Apparently TSLA doesn't need to sell cars anymore. A crooked casino at least gives us buxom women to look at not Elmo's hair plugs.

TSLA FUCKED EVERYBODY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

TSLA OPENING AT 469.20 AS THE PROFICY HAS FORETOLD

MSFT was going down 5% so META and TSLA had to go up 5% or else SPY price might change. Simple stuff

Death, taxes, TSLA moons

Need TSLA to flip deep red

Disappointed TSLA is up

90% of wsbers lick tsla boot lmao

is anyone actually surprised with tsla?

I had MSFT calls and TSLA calls because WSB sentiment was bullish on MSFT and Bearish on TSLA. Hedged in case sentiment was correct

Lets do TSLA 500

TSLA is going to rocket

I got 🍈 Derangement Syndrome so I don’t play TSLA puts cause I can’t be objective about it.

TSLA lmao

$TSLA printing tomorrow Always inverse WSB. 5 years proven now

Lol tsla 20 points for no reason. JFC I hate that company, but not going to lose money to it.

MSFT tanks while TSLA pumps lmao

BREAKING: [$TSLA](https://x.com/search?q=%24TSLA&src=cashtag_click) EARNINGS TSLA 4Q Revenue: $24.90B (vs. $25.11B est.) Miss TSLA 4Q Operating Income: $1.41B (vs. $1.32B est.) Beat TSLA 4Q Adj. EPS: $0.50 (vs. $0.45 est.) Beat

TSLA fucking pumping. Yawn

Imagine you have TSLA meta puts and you smiled the last 5 mins and then all in an instant dark Mr incredible face

Elon buying more TSLA to prop it up. 0.5 EPS lmao

TSLA mooning somehow 😂🫵 fucking MSFT

tsla must 100% be cooking their numbers..