TSLA

Really need TSLA back above 400 so I can short it for the upteenth time

Elon Fuck said shorts will pay for shorting spcx. Will this be another tsla moment?

Tomorrow will be a theta ghey day because no one wants to risk anything before Google and Tsla earnings call.

One more day to buy your lottery ticket for 4:00 pm drawing! My pick: TSLA straddle; GOOG puts; IBM puts; TXN calls!

Nah Tsla to 900 and Goog to 1. Then I buy all of Goog.

TSLA to 300 GOOG TO 8000

Whew, no $TSLA my short is safe.

TSLA $350 tomorrow

about to risk 40k on TSLA call credit spreads just to maybe make 16k.

NOW and TSLA earnings tomorrow after market close. Both sitting at current price levels for a while now. Hopefully both go up 🚀

TSLA might put QQQ on the path to 730

LEAKED: On tomorrow's TSLA earnings call Elon is saying he's leaving all companies behind, taking some moneyz out and goes to live with Zuck and his 256 kids on Zuck's undeground rancho

TSLA earnings gonna nuke the Q's lmao

Watch some mircale Iran deal tomorrow just in time for Google and TSLA ER

That was your last chance to short $TSLA See you guys at 330

TSLA earnings tomorrow will be like "We didnt manage to build a single car but we are making progress on replacing everyone's asshole with an ass-robot within the next 5 years" Up 12% after hours

I think we pamp today and then maybe TSLA banishes the bulls to pits of Tartarus

If you followerd Elon into PayPal, TSLA, and dogecoin then you made a ton of money, and you don't want to follow him into spcx because some blue hair weirdo online tells you he's bad? Lmao

TSLA puts bouta fly

i just need goog to raise capex, tsla to put a datacenter inside each dealership, and intl to have the biggest blow out and guidance raise in history

TSLA already back to prices we haven't seen since yesterday ty ELON

TSLA face ripping into earnings

TSLA 🤩 +6% eod

NVDA down, TSLA up. I don't care for that at all.

Here's how you know it'll fade: Spcx and tsla are up more than the indexes.

TSLA slow bleed overnight while spacex is flying 🤔

TSLA calls are free money. You know they are gonna delay the robotsxi AGAIN. Obviously stock will go +10% on this bad news.

TSLA pre-market levels seem 100% natural

I mean, TSLA is in the mag7.

well because a market has bulls and bears. so if one side is retarded, the other side will try to be anti-retarded. An asset having a lot of bears is good, thats what makes bitcoin so great, same goes for tsla and so on. The market doesn't go up on just expectations of going up, thats priced in, or everyone would become rich, thats why: greed when fear and fear when greed. In other words: unexpected things cause huge price swings because they are unexpected (edit: there obviously needs to be talks, hype about said stock and the sector obviously to generate interest)

I'll usually tune into earnings calls for forward guidance estimates, except TSLA which I tune into cause it's always fucken hilarious how regarded the shareholders are

It amazes me that people don't see how crowded and red ocean the robot space is and how far behind TSLA is on it.

Why are TSLA shareholders so fragile? Any mention of Elon Gaytmyass gets downvoted

I feel like some allusion to synergy between spcx and tsla to hint at a merger will be brought up. It'd be dumb but dumb doesn't mean it won't pump.

So many reason TSLA will drill for earnings so I’m going to inverse myself

Get ready for sub 350 TSLA tomorrow after Earning Call

Yeah I considered puts when they became available, but I figured if TSLA can run at an idiotically high valuation then I'm not going to bet against stupidity on SPCX.

TSLA 420

Yes, it is. Kill competition and you kill innovation. Chinese EV are barred in US, but TSLA is losing ground in every country when it goes head to head against the Chinese.

They saved you money tsla calls is a dumb idea.

Spcx is in free fall and we haven't even seen lock-up expiry. TSLA is on a downtrend. A merger of the two within the next year would be among the dumbest possible moves. Which is why I can imagine him doing it.

Wanted to buy tsla calls of 400 $ strike today,for July 22. but my brokers only offering July 24th expiration and those are expensive.

Any chance TSLA will rebound before earnings?

tsla on wednesday earnings- elon needs to prove without any doubt that he is not holding back robotaxi and optimus in order for spacex to merge with tesla for a lower price how can he possibly do that? obviously, he CANNOT COMMENT whatsoever on the topic - he will deny that they’re considering it (as is basic M&A protocol, you do not pre announce or hint at any possibility of acquiring a public company otherwise their valuation will pump up before your official bid is made) so instead, the only possible way he can “prove” it is by giving concrete, SHORT-TERM timelines and demonstrate that there is immense momentum behind the scenes and is IMMINENT

I remember some people saying TSLA to 500 because of gas being expensive months ago would make EVs more attractive...and here we are

TSLA - nearing a demand zone that ranges from about 357 to 368... also 357 is currently where the bottom end of the channel lands Scalpers listen up..

Wonder what the process of a merger would be at this point. You gotta give some premium to TSLA investors to make them agree.

Is reality finally catching up to the stock pumped by Elons lies?  What happened to 100,000 Optimus? Or what about his data center for space?  Absolutely time for TSLA to see $100