TSLA

Do redditors hate PLTR more than TSLA? Their favorite and only metric for evaluating a stock, the P/E ratio, is more than 30, which means it has to crash immediately 😡😡😡

The sheer euphoria when Elon’s pay package gets approved will catapult TSLA. A big part of the narrative will be that the last pay package was so well received that TSLA ended up splitting its stock a couple of times. In other words, FOMO will be real. TSLA trades on pure rocket fuel emotion. $750 EOY

So to hedge against the bubble invest in PLTR, TSLA and any company without revenue yet. Got it 🫡

gonna be a good tsla week 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

PLTR not a great quarter vs. stock valuation - see it tank - companies want lower priced software not higher priced software - business downturn showing in all except in OpenAI order recipients - my opinion company had its run like TSLA

I am just amazed at the stock called TSLA. I am genuinely curious as to what keeps driving the stock price up. There must be some big inside breakthroughs that we may not be aware of.

Weird to think that people buying puts at the bottom of meta dips would be making money on their meta puts, but people buying puts at the top of TSLA pumps would be losing money on their TSLA puts.

All zuck has to do is fat finger a 1 billion dollar market buy order on the stock and it gets a god candle. Just do what Elon did with TSLA, it's that easy. What's a billion to stop the bleeding so you get permission to keep going at AI aggressively.

I sold MSTR in April for $289. It went all the way up to $542.99 and is now back at $266. I sold TSLA in June for $289. It has gone up to 469

yeah sell META and buy PLTR and TSLA. Idiotic

"hOw Is SpY uP wEn EvErYtInG eLsE dOwN?" NVDA, AMZN, TSLA, and the other big names are 40% of SPY holdings. Everything else in the market can be down, but if those fuckers are green that means >!SPY BE GREEN TOO!!<

NVDA droping while TSLA goes up should be a crime

TSLA shareholders going to approve pay package

META can’t even dead cat bounce, but TSLA is going to ATHs for no fucking reason with a 320 PE and declining sales.

PLTR and TSLA just the best stock out there 🤡🤡

Musk resigns from TSLA over pay package and just stays on the board, bullish as fuck somebody competent taking over the company. Musk pay package approved and he stays on TSLA, also again bullish as fuck as Musk meme energy boosts stock. Never fight memes like Crypto or TSLA they can stay hella regarded for hella longer than your margin calls coming due.

TSLA got that good good for some reason. The big boys seems to know something

# META not catching a single beat at forward P/E of 20 --> crazy. # Dude, how does PLTR/TSLA keep on pumping being valued 30x more than META.... # FUCK YOU MARK DESTROYING MY FUTURE

Bob: 'Bro, NVDA is up 4%, AMZN 5%, TSLA 3%, VIX dropped 10% intraday' Ned: 'Woah, how much is SPY up, got to be a lot right?!' Bob: '.27%' Ned: '...'

This is not a bubble with PLTR trading at 700x and TSLA trading at 300x Madness. Absolute madness

META bout to be worth less than TSLA…lmaooooo

I don't even have TSLA puts and I still want this scam ticker to die.

Yeah anything going up is AI or King Trump related PLTR at 700x but BUYYYYY TSLA at 250x but BUYYY NVDA just BUYYYY RGTI IONQ worth $10+ billion with zero revenue but BUYYYYYYY FCK THIS MARKET SERIOUSLY WTF 

PLTR is the new TSLA

NVDA TSLA joint venture announced. Chips to power Tesla sex robots announced for Christmas this year

Tsla got it all

TSLA prolly closing at 480 with no news no nothing just vibe rising

I currently have -100% of my portfolio in TSLA. I wish I could short it more, but my broker is saying no.

$TSLA Tesla FSD 14 stopping the car for a few leaves on the road, leaving it exposed to being rear-ended: * [https://x.com/LinkN01/status/1985241962052497797](https://x.com/LinkN01/status/1985241962052497797) Calls!

That was fun, made money on SPY, TSLA puts now riding SPY calls

You think reason TSLA mooned today was due to Elon buying at whatever price to secure votes to give himself a trilly? The morning pump volume was towards the sell side.🤔

TSLA got tired of holding up.

TSLA was the easiest put today @ 472

AAPL GOOGL kill earnings. Back to price from 2 weeks ago. TSLA does absolutely nothing and it’s going towards ATH. Fuck me man

Sooooo TSLA to 500 by Friday

Made some nice change on TSLA calls and BYND puts this morning. Now sitting on my hands

Remember when people were short TSLA at $300 a share and Elon was mailing them red underpants? How do you think those people feel right now?

TSLA can’t keep it up 🫵😂 Just like me after too much alcohol 🥺

Sold more TSLA at 473 (cost 458.5, 458.8) and took profits 💰💰

What I lost in META, made it up from TSLA. All this for getting nothing

Tsla 500 this week?

Whats the point of investing in anything except for TSLA, truly recession proof. Fuck you UNH 😭

TSLA is the biggest scam in the modern world. I can’t make any fucking sense of this stock. Everyone knows it’s a fraud but everyone pretends it isn’t.

Using TSLA for cash holding again. I see you MMs!

Christmas list to Santa: - RDDT to the moon - TSLA bros going broke - BTC dropping to 0

How is TSLA up period, bloated POS

How is spy down when nvda and TSLA are up

Elon got that pumpbot working on TSLA

Time to take TSLA profits

Tsla you crazy