TSLA

Elon buying more TSLA to prop it up. 0.5 EPS lmao

tsla must 100% be cooking their numbers..

TSLA mooning somehow 😂🫵 fucking MSFT

#MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - MISSED #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - #GOOG - #META - MISSED #LMAO🤌

**GO TSLA GO**

Shoutout to Tsla puts

Lol I flipped a coin between MSFT and TSLA.puts. guess which I chose 🤮

tsla actually beat?

Come on TSLA give me a +10% I know you can give me that retard strength like I know you can

TSLA investors are the true goated regards pumping the stock no matter how the company makes no money lol.

TSLA shits the bed: +4%. MSFT good earnings: -7%. Can't make this shit up.

TSLA lol

TSLA huge jump

Tesla Q4 2025 Earnings $TSLA Adjusted EPS $0.50, est. $0.45 EPS $0.24, vs. $0.66 y/y Revenue $24.90B, est. $25.11B Operating income $1.41B, est. $1.32B Gross margin 20.1%, est. 17.1% Free cash flow $1.42B, est. $1.59B

Fuck TSLA

ill never trade tsla, but I always hope it crashes

Imagine what would happen if TSLA reports an huge earnings beat

Not lookin good for tsla meta and msft Dame

Works well for tsla 🤷

because they are not TSLA

TSLA 50 cents EPS, definitely worthy of $1.4 trillion

Thank God I got the fuck out of MSFT calls Can't believe TSLA still doesn't budge. Barely fucking moves on earnings

TSLA beat!!

TSLA is barely even down

Need TSLA to go -20%

Why does tsla even do earnings? Not like market cares about their actual numbers. Elongated Muskrat just says billions of robotaxis next year, trust me bro and market believes it.

Gambled on some TSLA puts 🤮😬😎

Ngl, I love the TSLA investor calls - I don’t own any shares/options Listening to the calls elicits feelings of optimism, disbelief, excitement, amusement, confusion, and disbelief.

tsla i beg u

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#WOW TSLA >!HASN'T REPORTED YET!<

Meta up TSLA down msft bottom of earth

No skin in the game- but nothing would make me happier than to see TSLA shit the bed for like a trilly tonight. Just for you bold puts-holders. But it's not. But it would be nice! But it wont.

Remember, gang: If TSLA beats expectations - up 5% If TSLA misses expectations - up 10%

So everyone is shorting PLTR cuz of morals, but TSLA, primed for another big loss in revenue, is still through the roof?

Breaking: TSLA leaked earnings of -15% revenue growth and -20% guidance for the coming year. Mass layoffs expected. TSLA stock +18% as investors digest the news. More to come.

Meta, MSFT, TSLA earnings out at 4 PM ET?

TSLA somehow reports negative revenue, every factory has gone up in flames, musk has been on a month long ket bing and his location is unknown +11%

TSLA bulls had best take profits now

Just picked up some fresh Tsla puts, wish me luck friends

Should probably cash my TSLA puts and put it on a roulette wheel. Probably better odds I succeed

If TSLA, MSFT and META clutch up we will see 700 SPY for the first time :O

TSLA and META are the real market movers today, not this meeting 

need tsla to tank

Stop buying TSLA, you banjo playing hillbillies. 

SpaceX will be raising $50B at a $1.5 trillion valuation. That's a massive issue for Tesla shareholders since it means there will be a very small free float which means SpaceX rally This share price explosion will certainly drive FOMO Tesla money into SpaceX and will make tsla go down in June 2026 IPO

We need some cvna type shit to happen to tsla right now

Meta has positive option flow for earnings today and tsla has negative

Fuck TSLA. Hope it's just exit liquidity buying in.