TSLA

How tf did SpaceX IPO at 1.6T+ when tsla that actually makes a profit, was valued less than that. Why did it IPO above tsla cap, that makes no sense

Tsla promised FSD in 2017 SpaceX is going to put data center in space ( where in space? shut the fuck bruh- do u know more than Elmo?) GG retards

...And now for the rotation into safety (deep OTM TSLA Calls and Bitcoin)

I'm down 10% on tsla 2x shares I bought last week for a quick trade😭 Now gotta wait for breakeven this or next week😅

TSLA sales jumped 25% in Q2, outpacing all expectations. Why release that news now and not during the earnings call?

Why is there a belief that TSLA and SPCX merging would increase the value of the shares?

TSLA and SPCX are both pieces of shit

TSLA was at like $113 heading into 2023

\#TSLA, LMFAO!

God damn both TSLA and SPCX hit day low at close.

Can't wait to see the day that TSLA and SPCX are below 1T.

TSLA, GOOGL, IBM, TXN all on the same day will be fun

Hey guys where is the SPCX and TSLA V, didn't they announce that Grok can infiltrate all of our spreadsheets now?

Green on WEN, NVDA, and TSLA ok periodt

TSLA and SPCX being left behind is beautiful

Time to buy tsla

If TSLA goes below 370/369 today or tomorrow.. that would make me think it is going even lower before earnings Thursday.

7 red days in a row for TSLA

Dang AAPL not going to get love from MAG7 like TSLA did or ya?

I comment really low numbers on webull for any stock that has a cult following. BTC 500 eod, TSLA 60 eod lmao everyone gets mad😈😈😈

Ok I made money for the first time ever on a TSLA long position from the day's low

I'm down 4.5% on tsla shares I bought last week for a quick trade😭😭 Now gotta wait a week for breakeven

I don't think I've ever made money going long TSLA. Shorting it, yeah. I just can't figure out what moves this thing up. Feels like a slot machine

anyone like tsla calls this week?

Probably dumping TSLA to buy SPCX

you must not be following the top ten in SPY... TSLA and AAPL shit the bed...

Thoughts on short NOTAM ? nflx, orcl, tsla, avgo, meta. Least convinced about avgo but need a big 'A'.

tsla about to gap up

$TSLA

TSLA needs to divest itself from spacex pronto this is insane

$TSLA bulls get ready to get gaped after ER, easily 20% down day in store for you clowns. This is the beginning of the end for this ponzi.

Tsla at sub 400 is a steal

Does everyone hate Elon again? Is that why TSLA and SPCX are tanking?

Me in 2010: “$10,000 for this shitty fixer upper in downtown Cleveland, fuck that.” Me in 2015: “Bitcoin $100? That’s fucking bullshit.” Me in 2018: “No fucking way I’d buy TSLA for $200” (pre split). Me in 2024: “MSTR over $500? LMFAO!”

Need the TSLA merger as soon as possible

Hold on, I am so confused. How did I think TSLA was also 2T. Well in that case, SPCX is pre-revenue, this comparison doesn't make sense. Use DCF modelling for pre

People who are unironically bullish on TSLA are complete morons

They’re doing gods’ work exposing fraud in companies we know are committing it, like TSLA, CVNA, SPCX, and MSTR.

TBF tsla doesn’t generate profit and BTC IS fucking bullshit - you’re right. Poor, but right

Same… Bitcoin at $125 (“that’s fucking bullshit”), and TSLA at $135 pre-split (“those motherfuckers don’t even generate any profit”).

Bought TSLA calls, got smoked. Bought NVDA calls, got smoked again. Fuck it SPY puts for a month out

I’m glad SPCX will be doing earnings announcements now too. I haven’t had enough Science-fiction-true-crime with just TSLA, MSTR, and CVNA releasing each quarter.

Muskfans used to pile their money into TSLA. Now they have 2 stocks to buy. Meaning TSLA has significantly reduced demand = lower price incoming.

TSLA is such a fucking turd **LMAO**🤌

Lolz, Fuck TSLA!

$TSLA that was your last entry to short these guys. 350 after ER.and it’s way to $150z

We got TSLA Intel Google earning this week. Place your investment now

Lol. If TSLA can't even pump on a day like today, it's ded.

Tsla 400c

Just need TSLA to rise by a mere 102 dollars per share in order for me to get my life savings back.