TSLA

BOJ can do what it likes, just so long as TSLA falls

I might hire that Etsy witch who hexed Charlie Kirk to put some bad juju on TSLA.

Decided for the first time to go short on TSLA at $490 today. Guess everyone needs to learn the lesson. 🤷

Fuck that guy tsla

insane day to have the short btc position the biggest gainer on a green day, beating all the stocks but tsla

Yen carry trade and boj priced in. Tsla robotaxi revenue not priced in.

What does a TSLA 🐻 says to an Oracle 🐻 "Relax it's a fake pump, it will dump" Little do they know....

The guys who wipe up the jizz and ass cream after a porn shoot are more dignified and and have a better position in life than crypto bros and TSLA stockholders. And it's not even close.

#TSLA SELF RIDING SEX ROBOTS! #WILL RETIRE ME IN HEAVEN! 🙏🙏🙏

Just buy TSLA. It'll probably work out in spite of all logic.

I need TSLA to hit $900 end of year. Let's make it happen.

Is there a good reason not to load up on TSLA puts tomorrow?

Hey guys, I keep asking, but isn’t what TSLA did yesterday considered a bearish reversal of the stock? It made a new ATH & then closed lower than the previous day? That & the way it boomed on the close I feel like it might reverse? I know it’s got regard strength but I feel like it maybe shifting after 2 attempts in the 490’s didn’t hold.

It’s over for TSLA

2027 DJT is a new branch of the military. TSLA put real uteruses into their robots to repopulate America.

Feels like TSLA going to test 470 again tomorrow

The year is every year. DJT is a meme company. TSLA is _the_ meme company

The year is 2024. DJT is a social media company. TSLA is a car company. The year is 2025. DJT is a Bitcoin treasury. TSLA is a space launch company. The year is 2026. DJT is a nuclear fusion company. TSLA is a robot company.

TSLA can’t go up tomorrow way to many calls out there it’s going down 🤫

Tomorrow gonna be fucking crazy. AMZN and unfortunately TSLA 500 calls

same story here. lost a lot on TSLA Puts, recovered with 3x leveraged silver ETF(so fking back!). all in one year. You can still come back, if you don't full port options and lose.

Some retard analyst tomorrow: "Ok Japan raised it rates to the highest in 30 years, this is good news for tsla."

Someone went mega short TSLA in last 5 minutes I think

Everyone talking about TSLA while RIVN is up 15% today and 42% in 3 months 😂😂

tsla calls tomorrow at open guaranteed to print

I bought a TSLA call. I apologize for it being delisted tomorrow

TSLA drillin extra hard

There is literally no fucking reason for this piece of ahit TSLA to be propped up like this day after day.

So quad witching tomorrow gets TSLA over 500 right?

Hoping for Japan to save my port and completely wreck tsla

TSLA and PLTR going to infinity these two stocks alone will make up 99% of SPY in 2 years

I'm gona need a "Godzilla" level of Japan event to save my TSLA puts

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Is TSLA put not free money?

Tsla speed it up so we can get the show started

I fucking hate options fuck this fucking bullshit I swear to fucking god I want to put a fucking bullet in my fucking skill FUCK THE STOCK MARKET FUCK META FUCK TSLA FUCK THIS WATERFALL SELLING OUT OF NO WHERE FUCK EVERY FUCKING THING

Come back to reality Tsla

TSLA to ♾️

TSLA is a steal here lol

TSLA looking kinda dumpy 🥵

Is TSLA fun to trade? Seems like a less capital efficient version of HOOD but much more random and disconnected from reality

What do bers want to see crash and burn most: - TSLA - MSTR - CAVA

I wanna do TSLA puts soooo badly here, but you just never know what's going to happen.

"this massive TSLA position will look great on the investors' presentation"

I have TSLA puts and NFLX calls and I'm violently angry right now 😡

lol I bought TSLA puts

My TSLA puts have fallen and they can't get up

If TSLA sniffs 490 again, I'm going to double dip another poot

!Banbet TSLA $42069 1h

Time for TSLA slow fade down to 480