TSLA

TSLA climbing… gotta buy them CALLS

I know it won’t be, but I really hope today is the day TSLA goes down to $50 where it belongs

TSLA fans like to inappropriately touch children, like daddy elon

TSLA pamp $20 on FOMC and another $20 on earnings today

TSLA announcing TSLA memory division today

What are people actually expecting from TSLA er?

A new batch of gamblers are gonna go to rehab tonight after those TSLA earnings like clockwork

MU and TSLA race to $500

same retards pumping SNDK and STX will take profits and put them into TSLA

memory gonna rotate to TSLA

TSLA above 436 is gonnnnne

TSLA will go down today, their earning will suck, stock will go up $20+ overnight.....stupid

TSLA gonna gap up $100 eow

INTC is just the poor man’s TSLA, but also has the opportunity to make products that people will actually buy.

Do you get IPO options for SpaceX if you’re already in TSLA?

Imagine how much better the market would be without TSLA 🤣 Literally nothing 🥭 has done benefits TSLA.

I don’t think Elmo quits. Only hope for TSLA bears is death by ketamine overdose or him doing something extreme nazi shit.

I say META is underpriced and TSLA is way over, META will beat the earnings too

TSLA surging for an earnings report that will say their sales have gone down again and someday in the future they’ll have other products? 🙄

Thinking TSLA or META lotto call today not sure which though

If Elmo doesn't get his salary demands met and quits, then TSLA turns into a real company teetering on the edge of bankruptcy.

so like we can all agree thast tsla isnt a real stock and will basically grow to infinity right

Tsla puts gonna broke me ❤️

TSLA calls (i’d be regarded otherwise), MSFT calls (just bc), META puts (needs perf earnings imo)

I'm doing it. ITM puts on TSLA.

TSLA, Microsoft, and Meta all after hours, and after an FOMC rate day. This is going to be a doozy. I’m all tingly

Today’s market moves are bogus until Fed, Msft,tsla and meta decisions come out

Dw I got a puts on tsla musk gonna use his silver tongue to rally knowin my luck

TSLA bois will buy before you’re finished saying ‘dip’

look for tsla to show miserable earnings and still rocket 🚀

Christ, I want to short TSLA before earnings so *bad*, but I know it's inherently a bad idea to apply logic and rational analysis to the stonk market.

MU $500 before TSLA $500 😂

TSLA CHART ANALYSIS https://preview.redd.it/saamap75n1gg1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6afb0c48be2d0ddd3e1c5d484a9c61b35a25be7

Bought some 380p for tsla ER. Cooked

Dang wild earnings tomorrow… ASML MSFT META TSLA to name a few

I would like to personally apologize to Elon Musk. I said tomorrow TSLA would announce 5 deliveries for Q4. I’m sure there will be at least 6. 🚀

Best deep state companies to own other than pltr and tsla?

TSLA sex robots incoming

How much tsla going up Tomm during earnings, if they announce they will sell the cybercab(2 person) car for like 25-30k?

In 1 TSLA put. Today’s the day, I feel it in my nutties

Imagine not having TSLA 470c for FOMC + earnings

Muh gonna buy tsla & pltr so they can track me harder zaddy “oh my fucking yah”-Ava Addams

Everyone knows TSLA earning will be shit tomorrow, yet no one knows where the stock is going

TSLA easily. Has regard strength unlike the other two

TSLA

Back in 2x tsla stock. Gonna hold till 2040 and be richer than 80% of yall

Chat do we agree that we want Tsla to be 280 ?

When is tsla gonna make sex toy robots? Been holding cash for any news

Tsla for sure!