TSLA

TSLA just jump off the fucking cliff already

Need shreck dick from tsla asap

No, don't stop there TSLA. By all means, keep fucking me😡

I agree that the market is nuts. And valuations are insane, just look at Tesla and spcx. I bought apple in 2021 and just sit on shares. It's a safe boring play that makes me feel better about losing money on all this other shit I buy.... And look at how much filthy money buffet made off of Apple! Just like how many millionaires got made buying TSLA, a shit car company that barely sells any cars! Lol

Mags except NVDA and TSLA are the safety haven Either AI works and they fly Or it doesn’t work, they go through a rough patch like Msft has and eventually CAPEX gets cut but have legacy businesses still printing You win either way eventually

Come on TSLA, you got another 3% to go down

WTF TSLA

The rest of BAG7 can pump, TSLA can go red

Pump TSLA to 420 and call it a day

Too much to ask for TSLA to go red?

What is tsla issue bruh go up

I need to TSLA to go under 395 so I can buy it back again.

Almost waited too long to paper hand the TSLA 2X. Got rid of it when TSLA was at 403. Sheesh.

10 minutes of scalping TSLA and NVDA calls, up 5.6k. Out for the day, good luck all.

Dogshit TSLA is pinned to 400, if it goes below buy call, above 400 buy puts. Easiest money of my life, fundamentals be damned.

My TSLA calls are getting cooked. Need it to hit 407 bruh

Tsla not looking like it's gonna be able to hold above 400 if the market doesn't pump from here.

Tsla having a totally natural pump.

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▲ | $450.00 (above) | $410.54 | $404.37 | +9.6% | Jul 17, 2:15 PM | | **Record** | 0W - 1L | 0% | - | - | - |

TSLA

Kinda feel like TSLA is due for a random face ripping rally

TSLA 420 ppi puuuuump

TSLA finally gonna do a big uppies day, or is this another PM fakeout? Stay tuned.

Better growth and profit than TSLA, at least.

Any day that TSLA falls is automatically a good day. Which means today sucks

Has TSLA come to the end of a descending triangle on the daily chart or is it just me?

Think i'll short TSLA

Nice. Our government was giving away $7,500 per EV and some states were matching that. You could literally get a brand new EV and $10,000+ off. We should have one of the highest EV adoption rates in the world. And if we had been purchasing more, it would have given US EV makers more benefits from economies of scale. Instead, most companies sort of gave up and only a few EV makers remain - other than TSLA, many are niche or Korean. Just all around failtard behavior.

Should have bought tsla puts at close. Out of lower highs to make

!banbet TSLA 380 3d

!banbet TSLA $390 1day Volume is dogshit today, once it picks up we will see a dump

Wtf is this TSLA action?

TSLA price action today shows what Elon thinks about you

Lmao all that price action just for my TSLA calls to be +.05% up 🤣

TSLA 🤩🤩🤩 420 please

TSLA for the love of god just choose a direction already!

Stop the TSLA CHOP

Someone absolutely hate TSLA $400. The wall is brutal!

Starting to look like a flight to the safe haven of TSLA, hasn't faded yet.

Come on TSLA

Yeah. Your right who cares if a car company sells cars!!! And what are they forward looking to? Those lame ass robots that are barely functional? Robo taxis which other companies are ahead of them on? I'm not an TSLA hater, but your acting like it trading irrationally isn't the norm. Just like spcx there isn't a reality where TSLA is worth it's valuation. That doesn't mean people didn't get rich trading it, but the valuation is not based in reality, so you get what you get....

We got the best inflation numbers possible and tsla isn't even up a full percent we dropped 3 on no news yesterday

| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $330.00 (below) | $391.96 | $398.46 | -15.8% | Jul 29, 3:03 PM |

Calls on TSLA for tomorrow might print

Whoever told me to buy that TSLA $390P was very wrong.

Perhaps I was hasty to have dumped my TSLA calls at close.

Pump pump tsla

# Everyone hates SPCX, Nobody hates TSLA enough LMAO 🤌

nvda? sure tsla? nah that trash is overvalued. barely sold any car. valuation if stupid just like spacex. Company is a welfare queen depending on government rebates and selling clean energy credits.

Someone here told me to buy puts on TSLA. They said I could trust them.