TSLA

I know one of you dorks thought you were riding TSLA down to 325 with weeklies

Europe has access to 5x tsla and 5x QQQ, spy and we don't even got shit like that. How can the USA SEC allow options but not 5x ETFs

Shorting TSLA is kinda like being a heroin addict, but it's more expensive and feels worse.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 400.0 before 15-Feb-2026 01:48 PM -05

Actually yes. It helped me cash in on those TSLA calls I’ve been holding

The faces in here when TSLA has a $8 trillion market cap though

I Google GOOGL and Waymo way more than I gain intel on Intel and TSLA from Tulsa. Brk.B said brb

The day I decide to go on a date to celebrate my girlfriend's birthday, the weather forecast shows that it might rain fml. Anyways, I'm interested to see INTC, TSLA, HOOD price action.

Days like today are why I never short TSLA for more than 5-10 minutes. Always some bullshit.

You’re only allowed to consider TSLA as a failing car company here

TSLA?

Yea but it's tsla

TSLA

Confused about TSLA calls

PLAYS FOR THE WEEK CALLS ON $AMZN = $255+ SHORT $TSLA = -3% SHORT $META FOR EARNINGS ONLY DUE TO CAPEX INCREASE = -4% THEN LEAPS ON $META FOR PRINTING MONEY!!! $GOOG IS THE ONE I'M STUCK ON :/

I’ve got this feeling that TSLA is going to ATH again here soon. Just because it’s retarded, doesn’t mean it won’t happen.

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!banbet TSLA 350 8w

Tsla will carry this market

Wow the price movement on tsla for the past 20 minutes

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

INTC: "Hey, we beat all of our expectations." -7.5% TSLA: "We're losing deliveries in every market, but here's our CEO fresh off a K bump to spin you some pipe dreams." +4%

Next copium for TSLA will be them announcing their robo taxis are producing memory chips while transporting people using transmitted energy from Mars

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

I think TSLA opens 436 tomorrow.

Intel can miss and it will be fine. Everyone in MAG7 except TSLA cannot miss under any circumstance

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

#Elon today: I predict a sex robot in every household by Q4 2027 TSLA + 5%

TSLA cameras are 5 megapixels each RIP

No TSLA bear has ever survived long. It’s the most dangerous stock to bet against. Stop getting emotionally attached to hatred for it

Why rob a bank, when you just can buy TSLA stock?

TSLA 350P 30JAN

TSLA should be at $175 max

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!banbet TSLA 500 1d

Like hell I would buy a TSLA bot from Third Reich Elon for my second wife!

You sound exactly like someone who is married to a TSLA robot in 15 years.

Why are there only a few robotaxis with no safety monitors? Are they being remotely monitored and TSLA only has enough hardware/remote operators for a couple of them?

These TSLA "Analysts" got me rolling every single time they write something. They have been talking about those 5 robo taxis in Austin for the past 8 months to boost the stock price.

TSLA WTF YOOO!!

TSLA will not be denied $500 this time

Thank goodness we have companies like TSLA with strong fundamentals to anchor this bull market… Surely there are good reasons for it being up 3.5% today!

TSLA is going to give every damn penny back, innit.

NVDA will go up on INTC's earnings TSLA will go up on INTC's earnings INTC will go down on INTC's earnings

Mag 6 earnings (fuck TSLA) gonna blow the top of this slutty bitch when the beats and raises make these valuations look cheap

Well fuck. I redeployed like $80k back into TSLA on that news

Hope TSLA go back to 180 abyss where it belongs

Elon makes a completely bullshit speech at Davos and the stock rockets. You know, I know, the whole fucking world knows he won't be selling Optimus robots in 2027. Yet everyone buys into the scam. TSLA is just a memecoin at this point.

“he make the sex bots hehe tsla 600 tomorrow” everyone is 12 theory remains unflappable, your brain is melted goo and you’re not gonna make it