TSLA

rate my portfolio: mstr, tsla, meth, pills

If you guys want I can end this TSLA rally today. (I've literally done it before by perfectly buying the top and having to hold for 2 years lmao)

I find it hilarious how so many entrust their wealth in TSLA stock where Elon holds the trigger on tanking the price at any given moment given the large amount of the float he holds

The amount of willpower I have, probably more than a fucking jedi master, is preventing me from buying TSLA puts right now

Come on TSLA ber don't give up

TSLA is green! TSLA is green!

TSLA ripping while everything takes a dump, rational market

TSLA is one impressively retarded piece of shit.

TSLA inexplicably rebounding is the only reason I know we're not done dumping

Tsla bers losing hair and balls

I hate to admit this feeling but TSLA is feeling dumpy

There goes TSLA making ATH again and AMZN can barely hold green.

Looks like it's up to TSLA to save the market again. In Elon We Trust.

Special type of retard that shorts TSLA

Imagine TSLA being the only thing saving your ass right now.

TSLA the classic healthcare stock

Just sell everything and jump into safe stocks like TSLA

Has anybody thought, after TSLA robotaxi is launched, the best thing it will become, is another UBER, with lower margin?

TSLA 500? 🤔

The exit liquidity being provided to institutions on TSLA is diabolical. Imagine those with share prices of like $200 being able to cash out here without dragging it down even

TSLA $500c was a bad idea…

Bought 2 tsla puts at open it aint much but its honest work

I bought TSLA calls and killed the rally as promised. Think about that next time you want to brag about your gains teslers

TSLA is a boomer AI stock.

TSLA is a liquidity oscillator. As long as TSLA is at ATH or near ATH we have too much liquidity in the market and we have higher chance of crash

Tsla will try to shake those paper hands

# IMAGINE BUYING CALLS ON BOOMER AI STOCKS AND ETFS INSTEAD OF ALL IN ON ROBOTS AND SPACE TAXIS TSLA $2000 PT

For TSLA is it 🥳

Once TSLA gives up, the real dump will happen. These are merely warning shots Bol.

There is going to be a report that optimus was a dude in a robot costume and tsla will pump to 500

Tsla only green in sea of red 🤗

TSLA bers holding the line

Backing up the truck and loading up absolutely DIRT CHEAP TSLA calls on this fake dip

Lmao I can’t even believe tsla ran to ATHs after the EV credits get eliminated, this quarter is going to be horrible. Going to be mass exodus by big money now

TSLA wouldn’t sell off its stake unless it’s profitable. Maybe after ipo

Everyone hyping TSLA cause new ATH but that seems like a sell for the day and we rip later

3month rsi for tsla at almost 72 

By my rough calculations, TSLA bers have lost $4.3 billion dollars since the end of October. lol

great news for tsla, 500 inbound

Lol another all time high for TSLA. End of the year price target of $900 is still on the cards.

Don’t buy TSLA 🤫

TSLA banned in California should be great news for RIVN, right?

TSLA is some wildness. For the longest time, I thought the perceived value it had rested on SpaceX. With that getting an IPO, I'd expect TSLA to fall. Guess I'm wrong, but I'm out nothing -- learned a long time ago to not play TSLA because it does not abide by the laws of the Universe.

Who are these analysts saying TSLA is worth $600, and what are they smoking?

NVDA dumping cause of the TSLA news ofc

What a fucking joke TSLA is

$TSLA Let's goo!!!!

TSLA drop to 488 then rip to 502 then end at 496. Calling it now

TSLA ber poop holes getting blown out yet again

TSLA bull case: lmao idk, just full send