TSLA

Months ago you’d post about elon merging tsla and spcx and you’d be called a moron. Now every other article is from a big bank saying that merger is coming and why its bullish. This mans fraud and grift is in another stratosphere.

I need tsla running on regardium the rest of the week or I will commit seppuku

My TSLA 8/21 405c is bleeding

TSLA

This was always the plan ever since Tsla granted musk options for meeting milestones without specifying that he could not just merge with Tsla with spacex to meet the milestones. GOAT scammer

I used to shitpost about elon merging spcx and tsla and now suddenly big bank analysts list this as a real potential bull catalyst. Markets gone full retard.

Tsla is looking like a -11% play tomorrow. 350 on the table

I feel like the only 2 neartime moves for spcx is either earth's core or it treats 150 like TSLA treats 400 and orbits around it forever fueled by a cult of baggies.

**BanBet Lost** — /u/letsgocaca (0W - 1L, 0%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **TSLA** ▼ | $403.57 → $370.00 | -8.3% | 1d | Lost |

Tsla better be pumping tomorrow

I was down 4k on tsla puts just got out with 3k profit

Seven ice cubes in my ass if tsla hits 410 tomorrow

Too many TSLA bulls in here… it’s gonna drop… company hasn’t had any real growth in years

TSLA? Starting to go green?

Thank god for this V TSLA please

if tsla hits 410 this week, i'll shove 5 ice cubes in my anus

Wheres the retard strength for TSLA at?

I knew I should’ve have bought tsla calls. Im getting fucked

TSLA on a slide till EOD

Tsla wtf

followed TSLA down with puts starting at 410 lmao, free money yesterday and today

no look it up, tsla sales increased unironically above expectations

TSLA had years of government subsidies and basically zero foreign competition, how much more bullish can you get

Tsla is ripping my ass apart at the moment

the bullish outcome of the iran thing is that, hopefully, the west will create alternative ways. bullish for electric vehicles for example, less oil reliance is needed, this will speed it up. (its kind of bullish for tsla).

Fuck you tsla

TSLA calls?

Buy TSLA under 400, sell above 400. Rinse and repeat.

Tsla 2dte puts and chill

Tsla I need you to do the funny thing

TSLA is such a worthless piece of shit stock

CSP on TSLA @ 400 0DTE, let it expire worthless, thx.

Die TSLA die

Tsla up

Tsla pumping out of its hole

SPY puts or TSLA calls at open?

Can you tell me a little about your dividends. Mostly on TSLA

In these troubling times, I look to safehavens like TSLA to guard and grow my port.

Fuck if Tsla doesn’t go 420s today I’m not getting any vaginas 

While I don’t disagree with you, I doubt it’ll stay below 100 for long if it ever does. Most people learned the hard way with TSLA lol

So… was kinda counting on TSLA hitting 415 today…..

Idk man TSLA under $400 is a buy

and then there is TSLA

I spent 30k on 420 Tsla 0dte calls before close yesterday… should I hold or sell at open ? Help me 

Tsla calls at open

Glad i sold most of my calls yesterday. Kinda wish I didn’t sell my TSLA puts but then again, that stock just randomly pumps and dump

tsla 410 7/17 calls I’m gonna get French fried

see TSLA already green tomorrow is gonna be great

Tsla moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonin tom

I usually do 2/3 days out. TSLA often has $15 moves either way when it goes