TSLA

Thank goodness we have companies like TSLA with strong fundamentals to anchor this bull market… Surely there are good reasons for it being up 3.5% today!

TSLA is going to give every damn penny back, innit.

NVDA will go up on INTC's earnings TSLA will go up on INTC's earnings INTC will go down on INTC's earnings

Mag 6 earnings (fuck TSLA) gonna blow the top of this slutty bitch when the beats and raises make these valuations look cheap

Well fuck. I redeployed like $80k back into TSLA on that news

Hope TSLA go back to 180 abyss where it belongs

Elon makes a completely bullshit speech at Davos and the stock rockets. You know, I know, the whole fucking world knows he won't be selling Optimus robots in 2027. Yet everyone buys into the scam. TSLA is just a memecoin at this point.

“he make the sex bots hehe tsla 600 tomorrow” everyone is 12 theory remains unflappable, your brain is melted goo and you’re not gonna make it

Boomer coworker is all in on crypto + TSLA …. Has no idea what crypto really is and drives a giant stupid gas guzzler (“those things are always exploding! The grid cant handle them! I’m confused!!”) 🚩 🚩 

TSLA expected to be approved for FSD in China and Europe next month. Their largest customer bases This is gonna go on a run

TSLA breaches $500 and we are gonna see some wild shit

millions of women imagine home robots that will do house tasks (!) with melon face and body of ... well I don't know your gay references, lets do Jack Black (the sexiest man alive) and TSLA does this. very legit and true!

Elon is a homo and if you buy tsla, you too are homo 

These random TSLA calls I bought to cover my shorts are soo green

Tsla moving like they single handedly bought Greenland dam

TSLA with the regard pump as always 🤣

TSLA puts 1DTE right here. These candles are stupider than a child that Elon and Donnie would have.

TSLA FCKIN SCAM

Melon is being deported to Mars, TSLA shareholders approve!

meme stocks rotating from SDNK/MU to TSLA and META

TSLA 460 INCOMING

Grabbed a bunch of TSLA 440p for tomorrow exp. Don’t think this rally holds

TSLA rippinnn’

TSLA calls up 50% yuhhhhhh

TSLA has gone vertical lmfao

#Quick 100% gain in 10 minutes on TSLA 450$ calls thank you come again

Turns out short TSLA and long NFLX was not, in fact, the correct play.

had TSLA calls that bled shit out of my ass since 11 and now had an sell order at breakeven, it filled and now it's doing this

I love how TSLA just quietly frauds while frauding to itself in the background, frauding. It's like if a town has a known rapist in the 1820s. "Oh, don't be mindin' him, he's just ol' rapey Joe! He's a harmless fella, town rapist. Won't do you no harm..well, 'lessens you're a 12 year old girl."

TSLA 445 by EOD

Daily comment asking folks what reason TSLA has to be up more than markets overall today… 😆

come on TSLA do your thing

TSLA stock is priced 290x its earnings and is down 10%+ on revenue YOY. Are you really that surprised it’s not running? Gravity has to kick in at some point

My conspiracy is Elon has a lot of debt that he used TSLA stock as collateral for, so the institutions that are holding that collateral can't let prices fall below a certain point or else they lose too much money

TSLA trade worked (even long calls currently at .02 delta.) I should never do that again.

#Ban Bet Lost /u/GreatRip4045 made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **2 days** when it was 425.445 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 6 wins and 16 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Xiaomi smart car hitting EU market in 2027. Goodbyeeeee TSLA

TSLA 440C: 2.60 > 4.10 It ain't honest but it's much (because I actually timed the top lmfao)

TSLA is a collective betting platform for the best marketed entrepreneur in the world. PLTR is supposedly the big brother system know it all AI for EVERYTHING. Now tell me how it is justified to have a similar P/E ratio of a company that is not even close to a 1/50th of SpaceX, the founders are unimportant, etc. etc.

Just remember these WEF fucks don’t want you owning private cars and Elon is their guy for that TSLA 450 EOW

Every fucking time I buy a tsla put it goes up $10. wtf. I need to just start inversing myself and only buy calls

Elon said jump portal from LA to NY arriving next year. TSLA 450 EOW

So Elon brabbling about aliens and visiting far away galaxies soon. In Davos and on Bloomberg radio. Sustainable abundance from TSLA. Can‘t even comprehend what he is saying.

Because traditional fundamentals do not apply in speculative growth. These stocks are dominated by future potential, and that is based on multiple subjective and objective factors. Primarily sentiment and retard analysts. TSLA or PLTR are fantastic examples, just in different stages. Also, private companies have limited requirements for publication or regulation. It's never apples to apples. Possible significant pullback, sure, improbable, definitely with a strong macro.

TSLA calls? Elon speaking at WEF

Will TSLA just say something about SpaceX so the space shit flies again?

Chance of TSLA dumping at earnings? 50/50?

TSLA I hate you, TSLA I do When I buy puts, my port turns to poo

Can't afford tsla so I buy tsll callz

Long or short TSLA before Elon appearance in Davos?