TSLA

I should have bough TSLA calls in this retarded market

Hmm kinda wanna buy TSLA puts. Simply because it really feels like Elon has given up on TSLA. SpaceX and xAI merger = TSLA becomes a blank check milking machine for ELON.

TSLA needs to make up its mind. go back to the high of the AM

When TSLA bubble gonna pop ?

Gitem TSLA!

Massive TSLA candle

TSLA 0dte calls. Super easy

If you feel bad for losing money on SLV calls remember that some people shorted TSLA

It’s hilarious rn that MSFT and TSLA are green but everyone else is red AF

If TSLA isn’t gonna dump today, the market is over, might aswell sell everything else too

Good lord they murdered gold. Also can you please pump TSLA back up to 435 by open? Thanks

mu is overpriced, sndk is overpriced, tsla is overpriced its all buy high, sell higher

Apple kills it Tesla profits down by 46% APPL red, TSLA green. What is even happening?

Their earnings will once again be lackluster, much like TSLA

The amount of times I have turned the wrong burner on an electric 4 plate stove is too high. Positions: TSLA

Elon just wants his 1 trillion payout He couldn't handle watching TSLA fall after earnings 😂🤣😂

If you’re a spaceX investor you’re mad because every dollar TSLA goes up as result of this news should reduce SpaceX valuation an equal amount right? If not then as a TSLA investor you should be pissed that you’re going to have your TSLA shares massively diluted to merge with SpaceX at some insane 1-2 trillion valuation. 

Odds that TSLA eventually pivots to being a car company after the "orbital AI data centers manned by androids" thing doesn't work out?

This market is so retarded. So you hype TSLA for possible merger with xAI? With the company that burns 1b per month and produces kids nudes for it and mechahitler?  That makes you regards but it again, at P/E of 250.0 ?  Because TSLA has too much profitability currently? 

#MU and SNDK added to MAG7 to replace MSFT and TSLA LMAO🤌

Idiots didn’t put their life savings in SNDK and MU. Losers playing TSLA and APPL losers.

Elon is pivoting from cars to robots. How is TSLA not drilling to the core. This is a hilarious ticking time bomb…

Imagine everything is deep red, but you bought TSLA puts and its up almost 3%

Chat, is the TSLA & Space X merger a massive breach of fiduciary duty?

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WHO TF IS KEEPS INVESTING IN TSLA?? I WANT NAMES

If TSLA bleeds this whole pump it will lose 400 in the next day or two.

Jesus. Elon learned from Trump Just say some random shit to pump your stock (SpaceX - TSLA merger). Then the pull back will still be higher than you were before. Rinse and repeat and lie your way to a trillion dollar payout. Take your trillion and leave a smoking hole behind.

Good evening chat, I just got out of my cryogenic sensory deprivation chamber. Before that I had full ported 1DTE 400 strike TSLA puts. I'd imagine they're doing quite we...... OH SWEET JESUS

Wtf was the motivation behind the alternate day expiration on them stocks bro, fuck that. Either every stock goes there or none do. Accidentally bought Monday TSLA options because of my retarded ass

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!banbet TSLA $450 1D

In all seriousness. Broadcom should be in the MAG7 over TSLA.

Memory play feels like nvda and tsla years ago. They kept running and running and peoplesaiyalready it ran enough. Then they got fomo and eventually join in.

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LMAO, TSLA only down for us poor retail

Can't wait for Elon to come out and say the SpaceX and Tsla merger news is fake and the gain disappears lol

TSLA isn’t even trying to pretend to be a car company anymore. Will their Q2 miss be forgiven as they “transition” to producing Optimus? How about Q3? I’m not sure how much farther the can can be kicked

There’s no way of spinning TSLA, SpaceX and Xai as a negative. This will force institutions to buy if they want a piece of it…No one is bearish on SpaceX no one Of course if it’s true and gets through w.e legal hurdles

AAPL - Record breaking sales, improving sales and outlook, flat. TSLA - we might merge with ourselves +3.5%

Why TSLA pump?

Imagine as a retail investor buying TSLA after the rug-pull last night into this morning.

TSLA headin to orbit on a SpaceX rocket

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!banbet TSLA 440 1d

TSLA to $500 in a week probably. That boy can sell absolutely nothing but stockholder value.

TSLA trade is over

tsla going from like -3 to -1 seems bullish(company performance aside) the stock could pump tomorrow lmao

so we all agree that tsla, despite earnings etc will pump tomorrow, right?