TSLA

Fuck you TSLA. Just sold my calls before the stick

TSLA is a complete meme

Meta AMZN too Oh and TSLA somehow

TSLA announcing spaceX merger 🌚🌚🌚

Yes TSLA. Bring that booty on down to 440 so I can ride you back up to 450.

Mind blowing to me that we as a society accept TSLA being a 1.43 trillion mcap company

My TSLA takes off like a rocket, wow.

NVDA red; TSLA green ==> another typical DUMP day

TSLA WILL MAKE MORE AI CHIPS THAN COMPETITION COMBINED - ELON

GO TSLA YOU DUMB MF

Shorting TSLA is always a dumb idea right

TSLA stays retarded for so long but someone out there is gonna time it perfect and make a killing with a full port short/ short dated puts.

I just need tsla to dip like 10% today and I will be a happy person

Why TSLA still in red. Need it to pump to 475 today

Tsla gonna have that regard pump again huh?

TSLA full port Short

My dick is ready to fuck any dip on GOOG, NVDA and TSLA.

TSLA +2% soon I hate this market

TSLA is down... .5%

Even TSLA is red..... we are doomed.

What do you mean? TSLA is down premarket

Literally everything except TSLA is dumping. LMAO most regarded market ever

Tsla and nvda are extremely overvalued right now. All in to buy put is free money 💰

Goddamnit why can't bs like pltr or tsla go down without spy going down as well

Inevitable TSLA shrek dildo in 5….

READY FOR TSLA POOOMP

TSLA to 500 next Friday?

This is the best and only take for TSLA

Short TSLA

I am getting an irresistible urge to short TSLA again, despite being burned more than once before on it. What do I do friends to scratch the veritable itch?

keep in mind TSLA, AMZN, META, MSFT, NVDA hasn't reach ATH, they still can push QQQ to ATH before the double top forms. keep buying till christmas rally is over

My Christmas Rally port update: long NVDA, GOOG, INTC, TSLA, ORCL and TNA; short TLT, GLD and SLV.

#No body: #Absolutely nobody: #TSLA: "how about I pump some more just because?" #LMAO🎅🤌

They should keep TSLA at $400 forever it's a great lesson on life isn't always fair and it only costs you a put

After this earnings report, TSLA PE will be 405x But yeah muh robots. Who even needs that and with what money will the average joe buy one So CALLS IT IS

TSLA just keeps going wtf

TSLA to $200 pls

Tsla 500 tomorrow plz

Tsla more likely $2000

Guys we are going so much higher in 2026. I’m talking SPY 850, NVDA 400, TSLA 600, Figma 250, GOOGL 500, Meta 1000. The bears are right we are bubbling and it will get more bubbly. But this is only the beginning. We go so much higher then eventually back down to 600-650. So the way I see it, you are about 10% off the bottom right now.

Losing all your money betting against TSLA will teach that Elon bad man a lesson 🤣

Jacked to the tits on tsla puts. 435 by end of day tomorrow 

I’m just laughing to myself how many will go bankrupt shorting TSLA out of spite 🤣 this is going to be a literal disaster

You seem very emotional about all this... Did Elon touch you guys or something to make you guys so angry? I mean, if you're not an investor in TSLA why do you even care?

Market cap is not the same as “worth “ Nothing to bet against, TSLA already lost May not go down, same as BTC…until the stakeholders want their money ofc TSLA doesn’t even try to be a real company anymore

I need TSLA to double before the end of the year!

TSLA down 80 cents after hours, my puts bouta print!

Explain to me how there are maybe a dozen companies with FSD operating on roads worldwide, many from China, And TSLA who was first mover over a decade ago with most “test cars with autopilot” on the road by far hasn’t got it nailed down yet

The uptrend of TSLA is confirmed, 500 EOY mark my words!

Bought back TSLA at 453.4, institutional inflow detected; target 489.