TSLA

Can't afford tsla so I buy tsll callz

Long or short TSLA before Elon appearance in Davos?

TSLA 440c for tomorrow

Tsla puts

Solid $3 drop on TSLA at open LMAO

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!banbet TSLA -1% 1d

TSLA lotto puts at open, easy money

I waited for 366 days for GLD to close higher than TSLA, and on tuesday it finally did! But I was a political prisoner in reddit jail, which happens to me a lot, so I was unable to comment about it. But today is day 3 of celebrating the fact that GLD is higher than TSLA!!!

Is Peter Thiel's portfolio the most regarded of all time? Tesla (NASDAQ: TSLA) accounts for 39%. Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT) accounts for 34%. Apple (NASDAQ: AAPL) accounts for 27%. "I'm 21 and I just downloaded Robinhood today!"

Sold my puts on MSFT yesterday for a nice profit, now puts on ASML because their production is limited and price is fixed and puts on TSLA because FSD won't be ready in 5 years and they are being beat by price, quality and image by their competitors.

ASTS, TSLA, PLTR. The three stooges of overvalued BS in 2026 😂

TSLA P/S is around 14

VST 7.5% ANET 7.0% NVDA 6.9% PLTR 6.9% ASML 5.6% RKLB 4.9% ASTS 3.7% ETN 4.8% AVGO 5.0% AMZN 4.7% VRT 4.2% META 4.2% CRWD 4.2% GOOGL 3.9% CEG 4.2% MSFT 3.9% AMD 3.3% TSLA 3.7% CCJ 2.8% MU 2.8% PWR 1.9% RDDT 1.9% STRL 2.0% Thoughts?

Now do tsla

WSB Top pick of 2026, last year WSB top picks had an average return of 80% ;) im adding some of these on red days. let's get rich together **1 ASTS** **2 RKLB** **3 GOOGL/GOOG** **4 AMZN** **5 NBIS** **6 RDDT** **7 MU** **8 IREN** **9 TSLA** **10 PLTR**

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 15.0 before 29-Jan-2026 11:36 PM -05

Over the last 12 months, the two best-performing mega-cap tech giants are: 1) GOOGL: +66.46% 2) NVDA: +30.21% The rest of the “basket”: AAPL +11.74% MSFT +4.41% TSLA +1.74% META +0.25% AMZN +0.09%

Flip a coin on TSLA being $1000 or $100 a share one year from now.

Yeah TSLA is attractive here just from a price standpoint but it’s a hard one to get right

It's a good thing TSLA isn't a car company, because European sales so far this quarter are down 55.20% from 2025 and a whooping 74.78% from 2024. https://preview.redd.it/6jsd1qhvjteg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe02cee0c6b91fd57067ad12d9a9b0091c70bd5

Embarrassing ones: TSLA and MSTR, legged into short calls at abt 2, entered long calls and short puts earlier (IV dependent.) Realized I don’t really have a thesis on TSLA and gamma flip on MSTR is more likely after the book lightens post-expiry. And vanna is brutal over the wknd unless Monday open flies.

Y’all boys wanna hear something embarrassing a little over a year ago I made 2K in minutes during an options call on TSLA, proceeded to lose 6K the following weeks… A year and a bit passes I pit 300 on black in roulette 2 hours later I’m up 8.5K, needless to say I’m ready to give these options another go once a degen always a degen !

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!banbet tsla -6% 8d

I've been mostly trading MSTR options bc of the high volatility every day. Any others like that? TSLA comes to mind but any others?

Shorting lmnd. A 180% combined ratio - already insolvent. Doubling down insuring musk mobiles. This will end well. Insurance dont work like tsla. If you cant pay your claims you are done.

Definitely don’t let them forget. But also, **Fuk TSLA**

TSLA $460 Friday

Everyone talks about TSLA and PLTR p/e, but INTC is beating everyone at 4,500. 

deep OTM TSLA calls, as is always the rotation into safety

TSLA up 2.91% today due to declining sales and a 280 P/E ratio bargain… got it!

TSLA should be -10 today. The fact that it’s not shows how regarded the market is.

Need tsla to dump, everything else can PUMP

Deploy Seal Team 6 to Greenland and Canada right now. Drill Team 6 to TSLA because F Elon Drill Team 6 to GOOGbecause I wanna buy GOOGfor cheap.

INTC has TSLA retard strength ever since that 1bil "investment"

TSLA puts?

Who the hell is buying TSLA?!

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Why in the fuck is tsla green 

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Im on my knees trump pls make tsla retard pump somehow

I have no position on TSLA right now but it still makes me irrationally angry to see it green in premarket. drill to fucking hell where you belong

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How did Elon not get sued in 2020 when he said "TSLA stock price is too high imo" The stock went down like 7% on the day because of him. Can a CEO even say something like that and manipulate the stock down legally. This gotta be illegal no? https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1256239815256797184?t=SMZ8WOjQoVVMP3YW67i4og&s=19

I might be losing money but at least anyone with TSLA calls is doing worse

#MAG7 Earnings Report: #NFLX - MISSED #NVDA - #MSFT - #AMZN - #AAPL - #TSLA - #GOOG - #META - #LMAO🤌

TSLA went down -4.18% today to $419, very close to -4.20% and $420

Your pension fund be like "omg omg we need to offload risk" \*sells bitcoin etfs\* \*keeps TSLA untouched\*

God I can only pray. My fun account is up 72% today. Let’s make that 200% tomorrow. TSLA puts amiright?