TSLA

every year TSLA goes up for some stupid shit that even your 9 year old nephew would call a scam which ends with half this place being blown to bits from buying puts

tsla hitting $500 overnight

Tsla earnings in Jan bout to be the worst in many years. They hired many supervised robotaxi drivers/ managers and car sales are also down at the same time due to no ev credit and coin holdings are also down. Q4-Q1 2026 is gonna be lots of cash burn also

TSLA haters are getting ready for another ass hammering!

TSLA 500 tomorrow, got it

Is there a better investment than TSLA in recession?

So TSLA down to 460 would be lovely

TSLA top is in

Tsla defying the law of gravity and going up 🫩

I joked about buying TSLA a few days ago. why didn't I just fucking do it smh

Anyone buying tsla at these levels has small pp

If you dont get rich with the upcoming TSLA pump you're regarded as fuck and should never trade again

Musk's wealth level into perspective, consider that the Tesla Inc (NASDAQ:TSLA) and SpaceX CEO is now worth more than Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and Warren Buffett combined

I have immense hatred for AMZN and TSLA for opposite reasons.

Burry is actually autistice. But AI bubble. Amirite? (TSLA is all hopes and dreams).

With elons personality type does it really suprise anyone that he pumps up tsla? One day hes on the joe rogan show smokin pot, the next hes playing diablo 3 on a boosted account. Dude prolly gets bored, jacked to the tits on some wild k mixer and goes "Look at **LOOK MY FUCKING STOCK CLAIRE"** 🤪🤳

When TSLA earnings go negative there will be no more ugly P/E. Calls on TSLA.

AAPL -1.3% MSFT -3.06% AMZN -.8% NVDA -6.6% GOOGL -2.59% META -1.27% TSLA +11.6% Last 5 trading days... which are you buying tomorrow

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Smalltownsadboi made a bet that TSLA would go to 460.0 within **1 day** when it was 471.609 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

Trying to explain logic to TSLA owners is pointless as if they had logic they wouldn't own TSLA stock.

TSLA fucked me real bad

TSLA only up 12% in a week Plenty of room left to run

Just selling tsla

It’s definitely reason why TSLA is shooting up

I’m so tempted to buy TSLA puts, but it’s like reasoning with a toddler.

What are we thinking for TSLA EOY? $700? $800?

TSLA is the Kim Kardashian of stonks.

TSLA is a cult.

Ermagerd liquidate your TSLA positions! Teslergeddon!!

Its all about the FEELS Just wait for the self riding TSLA sex robots

tsla up 29% ytd beating Amzn, Meta, Msft, Aapl, Nvda

When TSLA was sub 300, you would get downvoted into oblivion for buying calls. Now it's all regards want to talk about

What is good with TSLA after hours holy shit lol

lol bears were celebrating the $5 tsla drop 4 hours ago.

TSLA is a really good defensive hedge apparently

What did I miss about TSLA besides declining sales? The VR controlled robots? The robot taxi with human safety dudes? Or is it the SpaceX share?

I took a nap.. what the fuck happened to TSLA after hours

Id jump infront of robotaxi to help see TSLA fail but the algos would see it as bullish and add a trillion in market cap

so TSLA has 90 days to change advertising which the California DMV says misleads consumers into thinking the car can drive on its own or else they cant be sold and the name of their products are FULL SELF DRIVING and AUTOPILOT MFs are still bullish on this stock LOL

Omg what is this TSLA story about a sales suspension NOW because of their “autopilot” and misleading consumers?? If they could do this they should’ve done it years ago because that shit never worked well 🤣🤣 All it took was one instance of phantom-breaking at highway speeds in my friends Model 3 with “FSD” for me to say no thank you, never again

Just remember, you can't use logic on TSLA. That stock has never made sense on how or why it moves. Don't let common sense ruin your port if this trade goes against you

He can borrow against his stock and buy another billion of Tsla and it will rocket another 5-10%. Absurd.

I have nightmares about telling my schoolmates that my favorite power rangers was Power Rangers S.T.D. To be fair " STD !emergency !" sounds legit threatening. Any way thinking of buying some more TSLA calls.

TSLA has been going up over the past few days, why?

TSLA FLYING

Unbelievable TSLA is green in AH lol ....

Already lost too much money shorting TSLA… might go down now that am out.

TSLA already going green lmao you just can’t stop this stock

The banbet record is kinda insane.. is this dude onto something with this -7.16% tsla in 3d 🤨

TSLA TO 500