TSLA

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TSLA went down -4.18% today to $419, very close to -4.20% and $420

Your pension fund be like "omg omg we need to offload risk" \*sells bitcoin etfs\* \*keeps TSLA untouched\*

God I can only pray. My fun account is up 72% today. Let’s make that 200% tomorrow. TSLA puts amiright?

When are TSLA sex robots available?

I KNOW IT SOUNDS LIKE COPE But tsla dumping that much on that low volume is weird, dump days are usually high volume

When are 0DTe coming for Tsla and Nvda? This week or next?

So Wall Street is telling me that yes, you can buy $TSLA at the same price it was back in 2021 today and that’s fair value? Then I have one comment: “Thank you, you dumb fucks.” You don’t know what’s coming!!

Need TSLA to go up 8% between now and Friday close. What’s crazy is that’s not crazy for that stock at all

Sorry to say fellow bulls, SPY going back under 600, TSLA below 350, all other mag 7 about -10% to -15% correction by March.

TSLA closed below 100ma for the FIRST time in 6+ months... >> In general, losing 100ma is a clear signal of mid-term weakness, which often comes with lower low tests to fill major gaps down.... >> BUT, in case of Tesla, last time it lost 100ma, it came back above it the next day and never dropped below it for the following 6+ months.....

Love how you mention TSLA as a quality stock.

Dumped that shiz real quick and to the guy with tsla calls rip

The corruption baby TSLA to $700 Im retarded

Just need TSLA to rebound tomorrow that is all

It's almost like some billionaire who has a strong vested interested in TSLA is indirectly manipulating the markets

TSLA $NVDA Shorts will be massa^*cred tomorrow 0.02

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Very low volume (50M) on $TSLA identified ! Price Action today is convoluted and not to be trusted. This is pure security manipulation operating under broader market collective short selling - coordinated actions !

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tsla gonna take another percentage point drop

I love how 420.69 is unironically an important level for TSLA

I think Elon knows that TSLA is running out of time so he is going to buy a bunch of random companies using TSLA stock as collateral.

"We probably could have a few rough quarters". TSLA shareholders about to be left with a few quarters at this rate. Imagine your CEO sending your company into a death spiral and still asking for a 1 trillion-dollar payout. TSLA shareholders are the biggest cucks at the point. https://preview.redd.it/qvtejazohjeg1.png?width=1414&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a7ca6bf32033f092ac616253b06a0727b8a459f

TSLA calls when it touches 424 and puts when it touches 427. Free money machine

Dump eet TSLA drill team 6 baby

Elon Chud. Gen Zs are memeing TSLA it is joever.

Elon's last $1B TSLA buy was at an average of around $385. Can't wait for that to be in the red.

TSLA priced as though they’ve solved driverless and every 1st world household has two domestic robots purchased at MSRP and their top tier subscription plan.

TSLA is now below that trend line from June 2025 if this keeps up hope it breaks $400 in the next few days!!

TSLA was the most retarded buy of my life. Hold into earnings or cut losses

Genuinely curious, who is actually buying TSLA in this market, I like scalping calls and puts on TSLA, but I would never hold this stock. 1. Every dealership and secondhand market is filled with TSLAs nobody wants to buy them. 2. FSD and Robotaxi can't scale. * The shitbox can't drive in the rain, wet cameras = non-functional FSD. * One accident away from being pulled off the roads / banned in school areas and shelved indefinitely. * BTW TSLA loses money on every single Robotaxi ride that has been completed thus far. 3. Robot sex dolls have 0 use case. 4. When democrats win, Elon will be sent to jail 5. Elon has too many toys to play with, xAI, SpaceX, politics, his fragile ego. In the world of overvalued tech stocks, picking TSLA is like rummaging through an oyster bin and choosing the moldiest, foulest-looking oyster then acting shocked when it tastes like ass.

Surprised TSLA isn’t up with the chip news tbh. Delay reaction until tmw maybe

I bought some ATM TSLA calls. I believe this should start the TSLA dump. Elon we going down together on this one.

Can tsla just fuck off enough of this fucking 400 bullshit shadowrealm that loser 

TSLA 420.69 is not a meme

TSLA no love anymore

!banbet $TSLA +2% 1D

My only joy in this red day is that TSLA and its cult is also red

The actual bull case for TSLA is "TSLA isn't a car company its price is based on all the made up shit Elon says".

I can't tell you how many short positions I've gotten fucked on on TSLA and CVNA. I keep telling myself, this is going to be the week. I can feel it. xD I'll keep throwing a lottery ticket at them every now and then.

It's like betting against PLTR or TSLA or CVNA. Impossible

This pissed off because your precious TSLA is down 2.5%?

I read an article yesterday from some big bank saying they put FA for tsla on the back burner.... like aren't you guys fiduciaries dont you have to care about that shit. To me that was top indicator if I have ever seen one 

the best to "bring back to reality" for DT is to start dumping TSLA from their pensions, retirement holdings, and other places.

Remember when melon had a black eye and was kocked outta the WH? That was a glorious day for TSLA puts.

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