TSLA

I read an article yesterday from some big bank saying they put FA for tsla on the back burner.... like aren't you guys fiduciaries dont you have to care about that shit. To me that was top indicator if I have ever seen one 

the best to "bring back to reality" for DT is to start dumping TSLA from their pensions, retirement holdings, and other places.

Remember when melon had a black eye and was kocked outta the WH? That was a glorious day for TSLA puts.

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!Banbet TSLA -4% 1d

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Amazing how tsla is actually red when theres bad news

I promise I'll buy some TSLA when it dips to $80

my TSLA shorts rarely felt this good. Crash all of USA, start the recession, shoot the EU-Trade Bazooka, put Orange Napoleon back to his place. get wrecked, ya all forever-bulls. How tf do you think this can go upwards forever?

This seems like the day where only the most retarded stocks go green. MSTR, TSLA and such

I'm sorry TSLA but I have a new victim to say die to... #Die USD Die

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You already have a bet going - TSLA to 426.23712 before 24-Jan-2026 11:04 AM -05

I am perfectly situated to make 50k tomorrow if things come up Milhouse. Spy and iwm and TSLA and MSTR down. Gold silver miners up. Defense stocks up.  Perfect storm. Instead, I am positive I will somehow lose 6k. Fuck all this.

Daddy’s got calls ready to buy right at open. Mm come and get me bitches. Nvda, intc and TSLA

I’m about ready to pull the trigger on $1 million worth of TSLA shares this week. Am I doing this right? Good idea?

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I badgered Gemini for 30 minutes and came up with this to make 10k in CSP premiums between now and March 20th: TSLA 1 425p PLTR 1 165p HOOD 1 105p RKLB 1 90p AFRM 1 70p PATH 17 13p CLSK 19 12p So that's how I'm planning on bag holding all that shit come end of March

Tsla only down 1%. Just a regular day

I'm all in on tsla 2x stock. if it goes to $900 by EOY, I will have made around 60k or if it does down to $225, I will be down 30k and left with 10k. Sounds like a good trade?

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 450.0 before 21-Jan-2026 01:08 PM -05

Outside of TSLA all those stocks are beaten down, I think if they meet expectations they will be fine. I don’t see NFLX drilling

I think we drill on NFLX, TSLA, MSFT, and META earnings, and then pump on GOOGL/AMZN and then theta until NVDA after which we pump and bull market resumes

Kathy sold TSLA shares and some decided it’s a good time to go puts…It always moons when she sells

Need TSLA to do the random 12% gap up tmw for no reason

Knowing my luck, everything will tank tomorrow and TSLA will moon!

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

All I'm asking for is the next TSLA, PLTR, HOOD etc

how low will TSLA share price fall this year?

You’ll lose your money but I guess that’s a thing you can do. CVNA and TSLA have regard strength

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Pltr tsla cvna mstr

Maybe I should rotate into safe havens like TSLA calls or acquire more USD

Things am holding puts for TSLA, Cvna, pltr, tsm (this one is stupid) Calls for Bigly QQQ, small spy position

META MSFT TSLA all reporting earnings+jpow rate decision on the 28th.

Tsla green Tuesday

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 446.14392000000004 before 19-Jan-2026 10:20 AM -05

Mag 7 forward P/E right now: • Meta $META - 21x • Nvidia $NVDA - 26x • Microsoft $MSFT - 27x • Alphabet $GOOGL - 30x • Amazon $AMZN - 30x • Apple $AAPL - 31x • Tesla $TSLA - 200x

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05

Exact same example. I refuse to give my eyeballs to Meta, X, SNAP etc but that hasn’t kept me from making some money from their tickers. TSLA too I draw the line at PLTR, tough. Fuck those nazis

TSLA -10% on Tuesday? But anything bearish for Tsla earnings is actually bullish for the stock? Hmm

I have supported Elon Musk and looked up to him as a great guy since the beginning Even after all the dem hate and attempts to smear him saying he’s a nazi.. I did not believe But now that he and his dad are literally saying if white people lose majority in USA, it will be the end of the world… I’m afraid the dems have finally taken me I can’t even look at him or TSLA the same anymore. I feel like a retard 🧠

Hey mods can I change my flair to "all in tsla", thanks

Starting Jan 26, Nasdaq will introduce Monday & Wednesday option expirations for select, highly liquid names. Qualifying securities (Q1 2026): • Tesla (TSLA) • NVIDIA (NVDA) • Apple (AAPL) • Amazon (AMZN) • Meta Platforms (META) • Broadcom (AVGO) • Alphabet (GOOGL) • Microsoft (MSFT)

I got stuck with 2000 TSLS shares from my calls being slightly ITM last night.  Hoping TSLA shits over the long weekend.

Nvda, Msft will be down 1-1.5% and amzn -2%. Google -1.5%, Meta -1%, amd -2%, tsla +1%

any chance that TSLA rise 5% next week?