TSLA

TSLA puts are holding up my portfolio like Atlas

Tsla puts holding up my account like Samson. Just need SPCX puts to join in

Party is over on tsla puts

Did TSLA cause this? Why is that shit even in Nasdaq 100. They make no money and never will

Time to start the weekend early and have some brewskis. Fuck you TSLA, you piece of shit! 🥺

I bought TSLA calls so the drilling will continue, look out for another 4% drop

There was a 150+ bagger on 0DTE TSLA $400 puts today already. $.04 at 9:32 am to $6.41 at 11:04 am.

7/24 TSLA 400c what else

A -7% drop on TSLA smashing deliveries. Curious as to how the stock would react to missing expectations

debating to buy TSLA since it will go up $30 next week for no reason like usual

damn TSLA really took a giant dump

Buy GOOG shares. Buy TSLA calls. Full port into penny stock that gets ai spammed on reddit. Eat Wendy's. Get a mid bitch with low self-esteem and DSL's. Listen to Phonk and masterbate to anime porn. Lose everything. Start drinking. Get a job at Wendy's. Choose life.

Sell as many naked calls on TSLA as you can, not a snowball’s chance in hell it goes up today

Some people on here were buying TSLA at 435 two hours ago. LMFAO!

TSLA exceeded expectations for delivery of shit burgers to its mouth. Holy fuck. Technicals on today show zero buyer support. It’s all straight down on massive volume (already at 25M on a daily average of 47M)

See you at Wendy's TSLA bols

Tsla calls?

people who bought TSLA $1000 calls in shambles

I can’t remember seeing a single digit RSI level. TSLA is in the 9s right now.

Somehow I timed TSLA perfectly and sold at the top for once. I don't belong here anymore 😥

damn tsla puts would’ve fed families today

BUY $TSLA

TSLA is being short ladder attacked by the hedgies

I did NOT consent to getting f\*cked by TSLA this morning 😠

TSLA is just in free fall LMAO

Reading a tsla article is like: 'growth, growth growth, money money,' then at the end, 'but their last quarter was their worst and the company is losing money'.

TSLA sell the news lol

Rivn is the new tsla 🤌

Got shaken out of my $TSLA puts yesterday afternoon only to see them moon now 🥀

I'm sure that guy who shorted TSLA is happy rn

WTF TSLA FUCK YOU

This is truly unpatriotic is what they do to TSLA and my 0dte calls. Melon, do something!

Got burned on TSLA pootz the whole week, close my position because stop loss and look at TSLA today lol 😭

TSLA bols absolutely fucked

Damn TSLA going to break 400 at this rate.

TSLA taking a big shit feels good

Does TSLA have extremely low liquidity? It pumps and dumps like a s**tcoin

Why TSLA tanking on strong deliveries

Even MSFT is super green. Instead I bought 0dte calls on TSLA and META

TSLA cooked. RIVN shrek dildo.

I hope someone got rich on 0DTE TSLA puts when that POS opened at 430. Selling cars to themselves. LMFAO!

TSLA, LMFAO!

Every stock i sold early pumps later. I bought app at a dip around 280, sold early for a measely profit, same with tsla at 388. Listen up mutards, i put a limit sell around 1100, if it touches that and sells, you can thank me when it rips to 1300 😔

TSLA drop it like its hot babe

using profits to nibble on tsla calls

Burry and his cucks are shorting TSLA to death, at least attempting to

Does tsla typically rebound intraday? Debating swinging calls

I’m a 100% TSLA hater and even I can’t make sense of the drop. TSLA reports a beat on delivery estimates and the stock drops? How many minutes until Elon sends out a tweet saying they’re moving to Optimus se bots who can drive cars?

Who would have thought that America will congratulate me with her birthday by convincing me to buy 0dte TSLA calls

TSLA and META absolute shit