TSLA

Finally a TSLA dump. Which one of his twenty kids does he go home and ignore. 

TSLA LMAO

#i tried to update my TSLA but was told I’m gey LMAO 🤌

TSLA = dookie

the days of Tsla popping on earnings ended in 2021

tsla not gonna go up. total theta crush

Listening to the TSLA stammering and stuttering is like walking on burning nails

musk mentioned "AI" TSLA 470 EOW

Jesus even the TSLA investor relations guy is stammering and stuttering, must be contagious

tsla is down $ 6 thats it chill

Tsla

If my lotto TSLA puts hit, I promise I’ll buy a couple of beyond burgers to help the regards out.

TSLA flat by open ain’t it?

TSLA vs BYND vs BTC which will dump more tonight?

So I said earlier that TSLA would miss, and Elon would say, bots everywhere bro, and pump it back. Tomorrow opens green, but it's a trap. 👌🏾

All the analysts I follow have TSLA at neutral or sell, and they all agree it should trade between $250 and $341. None have a reason for why the valuation is unconnected to past, current, or projected inter-stellar financial performance for all real and/or imaginary future products.

We like TSLA at $100 - in line with a mature automotive market cap

It's sad that TSLA fanbois make it impossible to tell one way or another.

Ok buy why Everybody has robots and self driving cars. Seriously. Do people think tsla has some kind of edge or moat on robots/fsd?

TSLA miss, again. Proceeds to stay flat while BTC dumps instead. Stonks.

15 minutes until tsla gets even or even worse

Just wait till 🍈 starts talking TSLA 🚀🚀🚀🚀

TSLA +13% in about 45 min when we get the latest round of ~~bullshit~~ optimistic outlooks!

another tsla snoozer

TSLA implied votality is suppose to be 8.5% it’s only down 1.70% 🤬🤬🤬

You are highly regarded for buying the TSLA DIP

My fault, bros. I bought in to the iMpRoVeD DeLiVerY NuMbeRs and bought a TSLA call expecting an earnings jump.

>CNN: TSLA ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH CVNA TO DEVELOP CIRCULAR VEHICLE SALES MODEL POWERED BY GROK AI

Are there any bets on how high Musk will sound on the TSLA earnings call?

UBS maintains TSLA sell rating: U’ll Be Sorry!

When will you guys realize that bad news = stock uppies for TSLA. Wouldnt be surprised if tsla gets bought up tomorrow based off "oh it wasnt as bad as i thought"

this is the most boring tsla earnings ever 

TSLA: "Operating profit fell 40% to $1.624 billion from a year ago." Doesn't seem good? I recall some concept about relating a P/E ration to the rate of earnings growth. Ehhhh, too old-fashioned I suppose.

TSLA 500 by open tomorrow because retards.

Which is funnier, people recently buying gold at 4300 or buying TSLA at 450? I guess one of them is actually valuable.

The only way to save both Tesla and Beyond Meat bulls if Musk announces the partnership between TSLA and BYND during the earnings calls. “Beat your meat while our robotaxi takes you home” “Beat your meat while Tesla drives you home”

confused so tsla records unreal revenues but misses profitability? so wtf we staying flat?

TSLA gonna rocket (I have puts)

So if TSLA earnings are this bad with sales pulled forward to take advantage of the expiring tax credit, how bad are their earnings going to be next quarter?

TSLA bulls, these results are with sales pulled forward to take advantage of the tax credit….which no longer exists…..idiots

Watch TSLA be +14% in the morning

If you buy a TSLA share your broker should mail you a complimentary helmet

I didn’t buy a TSLA for $30k so why would I buy one now for $35k? TSLA forward guidance is gonna be about everything *besides* Tesla Druggy decided to roast the head of NASA yesterday and it was all over the news. I’m sure him insulting the person who gives SpaceX contracts won’t have any repercussions. RKLB $200 2026

Any chance tsla opens at 500?

The market suddenly care about TSLA profit lol

TSLA 5-10% drop would be lovely

Why did TSLA have so much more free cash flow than expected?

TSLA with a NFLX-like drop would feed families

Tsla going to V as soon as musk speaks

So NFLX and TSLA similar crap earnings but TSLA only down 2% and NFLX took 10% beating