TSLA

TSLA doing TSLA things

You can not make this shit up. On monday i buy puts on tsla and it has +10% day. Today i buy puts on mstr and it also has 10% day. Wtf

Need TSLA to die with SPCX asap

So basically this war was the best thing that could happen to TSLA. A bunch of people make the move to electric.

Infinite money glitch, if TSLA pumps SPCX dumps and vice versa

If you are buying TSLA shares at a 400 pe, you are brilliant

Space can’t hold a rally to save its life. Meanwhile there’s a 10+ bagger on 0DTE TSLA calls every day 0DTE is available.

Funny how all week TSLA and SPCX was framed as trading together, and its totally disconnected today and not a peep from those same people

TSLA should be like $25

TSLA too stronk

Rotation from AI in to early 2000s Electric cars. TSLA

Tsla 435 EoD

I don't get the spcx/tsla merger idea. SPCX price is imploding day to day, they decide to spend... what, shares? For a TSLA merger? Shit would tank.

!banbet TSLA 450 2d

*Out of all the shorts Michael Burry announced NVDA, TSLA, CAT, AMAT, and SOXX the only one that makes sense to me is TSLA and it has cult status and is gonna be eaten by the Spacetards? Am I just retarded?*

3rd day in a row reminder: TSLA rumors swirling for July 4th or 7th. Could be BS, but stonk has gone from 380 to 425 in 2.1 days.

I FORETOLD THE 425’s on TSLA WOULD PRINT, no one listened

TSLA with the hulk dick candles

TSLA ripping

Ugh I want to short $TSLA so badly but it will just keep running if I do 🥀

TSLA bulls hoping for miracle tmrw. LOL

Someone much smarter than me said Tsla at 420 is a value deal so I bought every penny I could afford 🤑

OH MY GOD TSLA MY HANDS ARE SHAKING IVE NEVER SEEN A PUMP LIKE THIS

Buy TSLA

TSLA 725C is literally free money

OH NOW TSLA doesnt want to show the retard strength

Someone pls buy my 425 TSLA calls at the price I brought them 5 minutes ago \*sad bol noises\*

TSLA, you retarded monkey - get back up there.

Always seems to take a red day getting redder to get tsla to start to blow up again.

TSLA 425’s will make you lots of money btw

Does TSLA release numbers in the morning or after close tomorrow

Buy TSLA calls Elon has the money printer on today

Need a regard to tell me if Tsla calls are the play

Thank god I rotated into TSLA calls

Loaded to the tits in TSLA puts

Wow tsla

The fuck is tsla doing pumping like that with a red market. Back in your hole.

TSLA retard strength pumping again

All my monthlies are green this week except TSLA puts 😭

TSLA just trying to guarantee my puts expire worthless, if I had calls it would’ve dumped 5% overnight

Interesting how algos are going to react to burrys tsla short

MU is going to be too expensive now I think. I will have to go with the safe option. 0DTE TSLA puts

Will be interesting how algos are gonna react to Burry’s short position in tsla

Need a 5% day for TSLA

SPY moves inverse of VIX and 10yr. NVDA, MU, TSLA... down... not confusing

Having a hard time deciding between TSLA puts or MU puts

"Please warsh your hands after touching dirty stocks like TSLA or MSFT".

tsla calls on open for 3rd day in a row what could go wrong

TSLA 430 tomorrow

Need a miracle from TSLA tomorrow