TSLA

Oracle will be based on TSLA logic in 2026. Losing money at a generational rate? Stock goes up.

# HERE WE GO # ROUND 2 OF TSLA 480 CALLS +100%

Imagine losing all your money risky volatile ETFs like SPY and QQQ calls instead of sleeping safe and sound with low risk conservative TSLA calls

New article out today that says TSLA may post a loss in Q4, which would put it's PE at around 800. Therefore TSLA is green in a very red market.

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 23-Dec-2025 07:22 AM -05

TSLA dumping!??? Thought that was impossible

Just DIE TSLA!!! Die

TSLA bers calling FSD immature. Cmon guys this tech was present in 2016. Those crashes that you hear about ? Fake news.

# MASSIVE BULL FLAG ON TSLA # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE THE BREAKOUT

The no driver on TSLA taxi is huge news, how are you supposed to jack it with a guy sitting up front

Its on tsla.

The more Tsla robotaxi crashes the higher the stock goes, elementary dear Watson 🧐

TSLA powered by ber tears (puts)

TSLA Santa rally, soon Robotaxi will bring the gifts, The Waymo Slayer

Sell limit TSLA 488.8, (cost 476.8) waiting to be filled. 😆

TSLA ath imminent. Maybe in the next hour

someone was jerking off to TSLA puts. story old as time.... the only time they worked is when melon tried to bully mango

I was kidding about tsla ATH high today, but maybe its happening.

I despise TSLA so much

TSLA 🚗 🚀

I had a limit buy for tsla puts that almost got filled. Drunk me tried to donate money to someone

You already have a bet going - TSLA to 488.80223 before 23-Dec-2025 05:33 PM -05

Tsla is just insane

Who has TSLA calls?!

Up 60% on my TSLA calls and I fucking hate this stock

tsla is a beast, god damn

MY TSLA $480c are in the money lmfao

Wow TSLA.

TSLA 500 EOW

Tsla traded 20million shares in half an hour

# AND THERE IT IS # TSLA $480 # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

TSLA $15 in 20 minutes Imagine shorting the best performing stock of the last month

sorry @ the person who bought my tsla puts lol

TSLA calls at the open was free money

I love TSLA.

I hate TSLA as much as everyone but do not short this…if it clears 479 it’s going to 500

TSLA $522 end of week !banbet

TSLA is gay

# BRACE YOURSELVES # TSLA 485 TODAY

TSLA 500 EOW

Imagine walking into a casino where every game is rigged and the house tells you how to win every hand - this is the exact same thing as buying TSLA calls every single day

If companies like TSLA are gonna be at $2 trillion market cap and sucking in all this capital on vague promises, where is the actual growth gonna come from?

Elon just needs to work on PR. If TSLA becomes retails baby, this shit is gna pump to 1k overnight. Elon is way too unlikeable.

Love watching tsla gain 2% in 15 minutes.

Who gave TSLA bers hope at open ??? so cruel

Lmao TSLA $10 pump in 10 mins

One thing I’ve learned is to never bet against TSLA a week before Christmas ever

How are your TSLA shorts doing?

I need TSLA to hit $900 before eoy

Thanks wasn't a ton 500. TSLA too scary to go big lol