TSLA

Would love to see TSLA lose all its gains from yesterday

Tsla 400$ today! F that guy and his over priced company!!!

Bought 100 $392.5c tsla this morning for $2.4 each and sold for $2.7 😢 

Listen up, you mouth-breathing neckbeards. I gave you a 30 bagger today (check comment history. I told you to buy $400 0DTEs on TSLA this morning when it was in the $380s. Take this advice if you want to drive a lambo and bang hot chicks without having to "commit" (Or for the ladies, bang hot dudes without having to act like you are interested in a relationship - we both know you are just $ seeking skanks) TSLA $500 - July 17th - you're welcome.

Tsla PUMP BUY

TSLA 400k delivery announcement this week. Gas prices drove up sales. 450 eow.

they pumped tsla so they can dump it overnight and into the morning

I should have just held them TSLA calls and said fuck it, like I do with other plays

It’s 2026. If you still losing money on TSLA puts might as well pack it up.

Why tsla mooned?

$TSLA going down 10% tomorrow is nearly guaranteed

today TSLA went up 8.5%. SPCX was also up 7%. While speculative companies like Microslop, AAPL or Mcdonalds closed down 1%. EfFiCiEnT mArKeT!!!

🙏 TSLA and SPCX for bringing generational wealth to the masses.

Tsla holy

Since tsla momentum trades i feel like there might be better chances based on premarket and first 30 mins on what do. Thats what I noticed last week and today. But who knows im just a regard like the rest of you.

TSLA has litterally matched the Nasdaq (barely outperformed) over 1 and 10 years. How is that riduculos?

smart money knows TSLA is about to crush estimates on July 2 for delivery numbers. Could be the start of massive run

Hopefully TSLA puts come through

TSLA chart today outperformed every single Msft chart upto the 5 year mark That’s how fucking ridiculous this is

I burned myself multiple times by betting against Melon in TSLA. Never again

I just need TSLA under $400 tomorrow or wednesday before EOD. I promise I’ll never do options on it again.

I was 200% up on my tsla options today. Need 600% more to BE LFG.

Shorted both SPCX and TSLA because fuk Elon

So many stocks that could get pumped after getting dumped and that money goes to fucking tsla, of course.

Okay im buying TSLA AT THE TOP EXIT

TSLA went 56x with that 0dte fml I have to work

Infinite money glitch for Elon, if they dump SPCX...all those clowns are going to put there money into TSLA and vice-versa 🤡

Define Retarded: Buying TSLA $400 0DTEs for $35 at the open and selling them for $70 and watching them go to $1,100

To be honest idk how tsla and spcx can be both up. Why are musk regards so rich they can constantly buy both

Shit Elon can just create infinite artificial pumps by announcing new "partnerships" between TSLA and SPCX every week. I dont know how the market always falls for this dogshit but I guess I can't argue against results, fucker has gamified the market.

Did the TSLA sex robots cure cancer or something?

Carito Fastito exits the garage like **vrommito vroomito** — but then Ultrafastito pulls up with the forbidden **VROOMITO VROOMITO MAXIMO**. Carito Fastito: “I am speedito.” Ultrafastito: “No. You are merely slightly accelerato.” Then from the shadows: Ballerina Cappuccina spins the traffic cone. Tralalero Tralala honks in 7/8 time. “Maybe I was never Ultrafastito… maybe the real vroomito was the brainrotito we made along the way.” TSLA $500 🚀🚀

Tsla is regarded again

The move in TSLA today is unbelievable, no drop at all just straight pump non stop

I’ve got calls on SPCX TSLA SPY and MU and I feel dirty about it

I got MSFT calls and TSLA puts 🤡🤡🤡

holy moly TSLA

TSLA lmfao

Holy TSLA

if there's anything I learned is that don't trust any TSLA pumps. got burned too many times

TSLA GO DOWN 🤡

How the fuck is TSLA up almost 8%?

Not a single post about TSLA! What’s going on with WSB

raise your hand if you shorted TSLA today?

TSLA go down pls 🫩

TSLA actually squeezing

Bought some TSLA 0DTE Puts, it's the obvious play so it's obviously not gonna play out

Do we all have TSLA puts? How is it going up so much? Who is buying?

Short TSLA?

If TSLA could stop going up, that would be nice.