TSLA

All mega seven need to merge with tsla

I swear I was going to cover TSLA short tomorrow, this is such bullshit !banbet

TSLA gonna top $500 tomorrow

All I’m asking for is TSLA 440+open tomorrow. Shit I’ll take 430+ even to start

It pays to be a TSLA tard, who would have thought

holy sheez TSLA gunna go to $1000 EOY now

If you didn’t close puts today on TSLA don’t come to the market tmw

And I had a SNDK 530c I sold this morning due to no balls. Fuck me man. At least if TSLA opens over 430 I bought enough calls it should about equal out but still

The TSLA pump during tonight's AH is well below last nights, and we saw how that worked out. Retail get snookered to allow tutes to exit.

Chinese market keeps expanding thats really bullish but no one cares because elon maybe might consider adding spacex into TSLA

Stock pickers market. Tsla gonna moon now

Buy the TSLA dip with Apple gains from today 

TSLA Bers about to get Rekt. Check your news feeds.

So much of the market is vibes cause if MSFT went to zero while TSLA flat out lies and goes up

TSLA bols happy that its...$8 below its value before earnings lmao

Actually shocked TSLA isn’t mooning off this lol. Figured the regards would love that news.

TSLA 🚀

No TSLA what the fuck get back over 430

The only bears I respect are TSLA bears, but boy can they ever get a break. Apparently not!

Ok If tsla merge with nvidia then i will buy it

TSLA not even a verified news. Pump will deflate by morning.

wtf is that ah TSLA pump ? My puts in shambles yet again LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TSLA in talks with Cthulhu to merge dimensions

What was clear in AH yesterday was the TSLA was pumped so 'tutes and related insiders could dump onto retails. Today's pseudo-news is another opportunity for them. What time do we expect the TSLA dump to be, later tonight or by 10am tomorrow?

Yall realize the merger talks are regarding SpaceX and xAI and not TSLA right?

Did TSLA jump 3% AH yesterday only to open red as fuck?

TSLA now merging with entire stock market!

This is the guy that sold X to xAi at a valuation way too high so he could pay back his Saudi backers. TSLA has also always been a scam

TSLA rising like a phoenix from the ashes 🐦‍🔥

msft, aapl stock underperforming while tsla is surging for no good reason...hmm.

TSLA PUMPING. LEGGOOO

RIP TSLA puts including my own. Gotta laugh.

Apple: crushes earnings = flat TSLA: CEO tweets = +5%

what is this scam pump from tsla

Wouldn’t TSLA double if they merge SpaceX with it

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Is this the reason why TSLA mooning? What a joke

What is this Tsla pump

Where do the algos even find this news?? TSLA pumping why??

Yeah ima need TSLA $500 tomorrow and AAPL $265 ATLEAST

SpaceX or XAI merging with tsla isn't bullish right away though, maybe when they merge since you can get higher returns due to all the companies together

Tsla got regarded for me as my final Comeback no fucking way

If Musk is considering merging SpaceX with TSLA then TSLA is clearly dying and he's just using SpaceX to save the value of his TSLA shares.

TSLA TO THE MOON

All the rational invstors are gone and it's only tech bros left rallying on meme stocks like TSLA and GLD.

$TSLA to the moon literally

Did my TSLA call just get saved?!

Tsla make sex bots i will admit i was wrong about everything

Any reason for TSLA pump or just the usual evilness of the stock market