TSLA

Tsla just went red lol

I just hope TSLA and spcx crash and burn... I don't even wanna make money.

If you think mu's too expensive, it has almost the same market cap as tsla, heres their latest quarters: Mu: 41.5 billion in revenue 28.2 billion in net profit Tsla: 22.39 billion in revenue 447 million in net profit 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a car company sell it. If you value Tesla (TSLA) as a tech company buy it.

If TSLA loses that 374 support, my technical astrology suggests 355.

Good to see that idiot is not more a trillionaire. Will be back to $200B soon. The world's richest person has to be either Larry or Jeff. F\*ck Jeff for his bad Amazon culture screwing up the whole tech industry, but he is still way better than having an idiot as the richest person. Short sellers, time to make TSLA back to $100 and SPCX a $23 stock. I have 100 shares of SPCX bought at $209, but I don't f\*cking care!

I dont think the profit taking will be as bad but I remember a TSLA earnings a few years back where they had a massive beat +14% after market hours and all of the potential gains screenshotted and posted. Overseas had a rough night and that shit literally opened completely flat +0.0% So many posts and comments deleted you would've thought the sub died lol

is broadcom bigger than tsla, mu, meta, walmart & intel

Same bers will buy tsla and spcx 🤡🤡

Ok but where’s the semi love for TSLA they’ll be making chips in like 2029 or smth pump

Microsoft is a meme stock, i shoulda bought a real stock like tsla or spacex ..:smh

why does it feel like tsla is about to gap up and go green for the day

lmao that TSLA tapping green then dying

Spcx forward p/e: -221.43 Mu forward p/e: 9.63 Imagine thinking any stock is too expensive while Muskrat grift companies like tsla and spcx exist.

daily charts on tsla crwd and others are hilarious, no movement just algos squeezing pennies out of trades

Why is the average daily price variance on TSLA $20, but when I hop on, it’s some sideways shit with a daily variance of $5……

Tsla 390 today

This TSLA price action has got me not feeling so well

TSLA 400c

TSLA MOON 🌙 🚀

For stocks  that should actually be worth $20/$30 tops TSLA and SPCX are not doing that bad.

TSLA bros rotating into WEN

My tsla calls are fucked

wen when merger with spcx and tsla?

TSLA has to pump so Elmo can still claim trillionaire status no other reason end of dd

He ain't doing that, he gonna buy tsla at $690/ share

Options for underestimated IV equities, leverage(hyperliquid) for overestimated/very high IV. So, options for NVDA, PLTR, ADBE, TSLA, NOW, SNOW, maybe NBIS but only 0dte or 7+ DTE, and hyperliquid for MU, SNDK, ARM, AMD.

Thoughts on TSLA?

We thinking spacex buys up tsla?

TSLA saved already on the up

PLTR, SPCX, TSLA for me too 

Oh shit I’m just realizing some of you are down bad on SPCX Maybe you’ll be ok if they merge with TSLA 

tsla longs

Looks like all the hyped garbage stocks that you idiots love are finally coming to reality.. PLTR bro!!! TSLA bro!!! RGTI bro!!! SPCX bro!!! BuT mUh 300 PE is FaIR br0!!! Lmfaooo

TSLA seems done here. We might see it come down to real valuation now that SPCX is siphoning off the retard money from it

Fuck it, bough TSLA 395 1DTEs

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3: TSLA

Sellings TSLA to buy SPCX is highest level of retardation

Like I’ve already said, whales will just funnel money into SPCX and out of TSLA when they want to fuck up indexes.

SPCX valuation makes TSLA look like Berkshire

Tsla piece of shiit

SPCX float is 1/10 of TSLA float

Thanks TSLA puts.. have a great day everyone. https://preview.redd.it/ot04ug64429h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3fc747b974d6e920fedbd5116978bcb829e2c6

Remember when I said I was shorting TSLA, et al. ? Right?

I just realized SPCX is worth more than TSLA.

Sell TSLA to buy SPCX. Sell SPCX to buy TSLA. Infinite money 🤌

TSLA lmaooo

I bought 1 tsla call just so tsla could die already. You are welcome

If you own a TSLA or believe in SPCX you're an idiot, full stop LMAO

TSLA Calls whenever it drops under $400 Works every time, 60% of the time