TSLA

TSLA and space x are the safest spots in the market. There’s too much future hype for them to go down more than 5-10%. You would be brain dead not to buy the future - u/spottedraptor Said nearly 24 hours ago 6/16/26 1 p.m. EST Spcx was 217.30, if y'all see a comment like this, its the tippy top

TSLA 0DTE calls gonna print like crazy lol

The fact that regards thought they could make the same insane amount of money from SPCX like they did with TSLA even tho one IPO’d at $1.6B and the other at $2.65T lmfaooooo

All the people who didnt know how to evaluate businesses used to buy TSLA. But now SPCX is the new shiny thing and suddenly it's friendship ended with TSLA time.

Come on TSLA dump with SPCX

Why TSLA down if its getting acquired?

Is TSLA and SPCX going to turn both green at the same time?

Everyone here forgetting TSLA put a car in space. TSLA to $80 Trillion market cap EOY

instead of losing money on just TSLA you can now lose money on both TSLA and SPCX. what a time to be alive

TSLA should probably correct down to value stock territory and start doing dividends. It's at that point with growth.

Maybe SPCX has retard strength like TSLA does and will V

What is in Elon's best interest now? TSLA cheap or expensive? I guess cheap would be easier to completely roll under SPCX . Dump TSLA and then accelerated SPCX pump.

Elons got way too many fake TSLA like dreams stored up. He is just spreading them out.

What’s the bull case for TSLA now? Seems like a return to fundamentals incoming.

Time to swing some TSLA odte’s

Open a savings account they said. No thanks, I've got TSLA, it's paying out 0.0001% gains for the past few years!

TSLA fighting 400 for its life everyday while MSFT just slips through every time like 🧈

RDDT proving to everyone that a 45 PE stock with 70% growth is extremely overvalued and needs to be punished. Need to pump underdogs like TSLA and SPCX

TSLA is such a shit alt stock

Regards be like: >Friendship ended with TSLA. Now SPCX is my best friend

TSLA can tank now that musks net worth relies on SPCX

After spaceX ipo, tsla stock now the most overvalued stock in the market 

Tsla moving inversely to spcx

Imagine seeing TSLA bers getting gaped for the past 5 years and think you would be different shorting SPCX.  Regards. 

TSLA puts TSLA puts.. Bad Robot.

Disappointed with TSLA Premarket move

3.9B additional spcx shares will be unlock able/sellable to retail by late July.  Anyone not in spcx puts in anticipation of the free money drop is retarded and deserves to be poor. It’s literally an ico rug pull by design. Tsla will decline just because the retards can’t focus on more than one stock manipulation at a time.

I need TSLA to crash 50% and SPCX to crash 75%. Until that happens none of this makes any sense.

Imagine owning tsla stock 

Would they even allow space x and tsla to merge? Guy is literally trying to create the everything computer

The one time you dont buy puts on tsla or spacex they drop 18% on a friday. The next time you do, they moon 25% in premarket so your puts go to 0 before market opens. It does not matter who you are, or when you do it - these stocks exist in the quantum realm - they’ll fuck you every time. Except that one time you get it right and make a 5,000% return but you only put in $20 to keep your hopes up and get you to do it again with $2000

SPCX to 300 brought to you by the same retards who took Tsla to 400. 

Someone tell me why TSLA 0DTE puts at open are a bad idea. Wrong answers only

People thought it was a good idea to short TSLA for years, they are all broke now

kinda like tsla

I wish at the very least spcx vacuums up al the retard liquidity from tsla before itself becomes a penny stock

Early SPCX bears about to have their faces ripped off, very obvious you haven’t traded TSLA in its early days

the first hour of TSLA price action today looks autistic as fuck

That $TSLA chart sure is something else

!banbet TSLA 429 23h

Tsla 410 have any chance tomorrow?

TSLA IV should be cut down by 90% .

Somebody told Elon that you have TSLA calls and he said “it would be funny to fck that guy”. His minions immediately to implement his wish through some sophisticated dark pool deals and here we are.

Yea obviously he will suppress tsla price. He can't have both SpaceX and tesla above 3T valuation for merger, he needs tesla to below 2T ideally. Tsla probably stays in this range below 2T by End of year

Why isn’t Tesla pumping? Is it possible that Elmo is going to suppress tsla so it’s less expensive to merge with spcx?

Reminder TSLA destroyed its moat in EV and got gangbanged by China. He IPOs spacex and is replaying the same playbook by attaching twitter and pivoting to data centers. RKLB is going to do what BYD did to spacex. This is financial advice.

MMs playing with tsla. Move on to spcx bros.

Spcx reminds me of 2021 tsla LMAO. That hoe could NOT be stopped, just pump after pump.

TSLA trying to make the M sign LMAO

*Breaking news---SPCX announces 415 billion trillion offer to buy* ***TSLA****. NVDA, MSFT, META, AMAZON, AMD, SNDK, MU, and STX in an all stock deal. SPCX CEO Elon Musk commented, "This will allow us to build our space data centers and Mars space colony with circular financing so that when the billionaires leave Earth all the bag holders are left behind.*