TSLA

Media doing everything possible this morning to pump tsla lol

Dumping TSLA to pump SPCX is truly a 69 of all time

$TSLA & $SPCX have accounted for 15.5% of ALL options volume so far today. \-quantdata

Tsla crashing cause it's no longer Muskrat's favourite toy to lie about 😂😂😂that's the best thing to come out of spcx ipo.

TSLA going to zero in a few months

SPCX you are suppose to take TSLA to the moon too!

SPCX moving like prime TSLA

Elon tried to turn tsla into an AI company, got reamed and managed to turn spacex into one. 85b raise to buy a 60b ai interface that is facing insane competition. Failing upwards seems easy when you are rich and others can make money by making you richer. I swear he will go down in history books as the greatest fraudster to ever exist.

i had 410 eow tsla calls but i bought em for 9.7 a contract, bought 10 and seen that this morning it was worth $2.5

Imagine watching TSLA for years then standing there open mouthed like an idiot when SPCX does the exact same thing when there's zero float

Winner is csp spcx and TSLA calls. Wow

I am almost tempted to get TSLA puts, but SPCX is not sucking the nutrients from it all that fast.

TSLA premiums cheaper. Same Elon. Good deal ?.

my tsla calls are literally so fucked

Okay Elon, now transfer the profits to TSLA so that I can finally stop holding these dreadful bags.

Because regards only have so much money. They are pulling it out of TSLA and moving it to their new toy.

Why's tsla going down tf

TSLA fucking me hard

my tsla calls are so fucked lmao

So x and tsla calls! Fogogogogoogo

Tsla into the Dow

Dont short it bros. TSLA shoulda taught you that lesson

Ok - real question. How long until SPCX buys TSLA (half cash half stock of course)?

TSLA

TSLA went straight vertical outta nowhere

Bro the day Elon tries some “TSLA + random SPAC ETF = synergy” bullshit is the day I go max puts and popcorn. OpenAI IPO as the final boss bubble marker would be *chef’s kiss* tho, like the Pets.com sock puppet ringing the bell in 2000 💀

The top will be when Elon tries to fold TSLA into SPCX and the whole thing starts to smell like shit. That could coincide with the final giga cap IPO (most likely openAI) for some extra fireworks

What did I do in 2020? Invested in TSLA, everyone here said it was regarded. What did I do in 2026? invested in SPCX, everyone here said it was regarded Fuck you regards, ya'll hate free money

If Elon Musk goes into hospital with as much as a benign anal cyst, Space X and TSLA could lose hundreds of billions in market cap.

idk man pretty sure Elon learnt from TSLA. SPCX shorters are going to get burnt to a crisp, might as well light your money on fire

Elon cult will tell u his companies are still growing while TSLA reports declining sales 2 years in a row 😭

Spcx and tsla bros better pray Elon finds immortality potion cuz these companies aren't worth even 10% of what they are listed at 😭

All Muskie has to do is sell a few of his tsla shares to buy more SPCX stock and reduce the float even more. He can become the first quadrillionaire very soon.

Hey Webull, I actually meant SPCX calls when I bought TSLA calls.

rip tsla

Friendship ended with TSLA,SPCX is now my best friend

Enron’s wealth = a stack of $100 bills 679 miles tall. TSLA and SPCX lifetime total profit: -14 billion. \- # LMAO 🤌

So.... TSLA will finally plummet now right? ... since all the fanboys are moving to his next grift..

How’s the guy doing who bought TSLA $900 calls?

I’m not shorting this thing with a 10 foot pole, look at TSLA 6-8 years ago when people kept trying to short over and over

300 billion is more than SPCX and TSLA combined has made their entire lifetime  Iran should do an IPO

SPCX $300 end of week. TSLA $450. Puts on everything else…

So youre telling me 10% of the QQQ is going to be a barely profitable TSLA and SPCX running massive losses for a decade with a starship that cant land even when empty

My tsla calls seem cooked for Wednesday.

TSLA and SpaceX are like inversing each other

TSLA and SPCX going to be the same price per share by morning. That's how they merge, with a blinding light. TPSX (like toilet paper sex)

You can't call TSLA a meme stock while simultaneously being surprised by SpaceX going vertical.

Cause SPCX needs to buy TSLA at some point

Kinda weird TSLA isnt pumping with SPCX

People are dumping TSLA for SPCX LOL