TSLA

TSLA Jan $450 calls looking great. Probably going to raise them and push further out.

mstr calls/tsla short/crvna short

i agree, youre totally right. ive been waiting on the downfall of tsla for over a year, it just keeps going up, until it wont. imo good time to short.

TSLA now SpaceX proxy lol 🚀

Sounds like they’re ahead of schedule TSLA 500 EOW

Since TSLA definitely for-really-reals has autonomy figured out, they should push that update across the whole fleet.  Imagine the sheer fucking carnage on and off the world’s roads lol.

Tsla is a 1.5T cap stock on falling car sales and robotaxi(testing). Robotaxi revenue won't have meaningful impact prob till Q3-4 2026. Semi revenue won't have impact till Q3 2026 also.

Only go long on TSLA. Never short

TSLA should stop being such a tease and get to 5 trillion already!!

I remember a hater last year told me I was an idiot for believing in Tsla and it was going to zero. I told him why not put 100k in puts if he's so sure. Then Trump got elected and the stock doubled almost overnight 🤣 Hope the poor fella is ok...

TSLA needs to do another 3% like Friday while everything drops.

Institutions to revalue TSLA on Monday LMAO 

AI trade.  Market suddenly oversold. 6 Bil people use internet FREE 2.6 Bil under age 20 1 Bil will pay $30 a month for AI No wonder ORCL is not panicking or saying anything abt stock drop like companies usually do - e.g TSLA, AMD - these companies the mom stock drops they’re on docket to counter… Next catalyst - Denial of Tariffs - time to go long

NVdA is shit. It will crash to 150…TSLA will be 500+ by eoy!

I sold nvda and went full port on TSLA. So TSLA for the win!!!

#TSLA about to open $500 tomorrow LMAO🤌

#They spotted 1 Tesla robotaxi car with no drivers in austin which means TSLA stock will be up 8% tomorrow LMAO🤌

TSLA would jump 4000% because Elon has rocket ships

For those who can't find futures: ORCL -6% AVGO -2% TSLA +7% NVO -14% you're welcome

First tesla seen without safety monitor driving around in Austen, FSD is now fully unsupervised, TSLA is mooning tomorrow 🚀

I wish I had a cool story, I just watched it all go away with several ill advised 0DTE SPY and TSLA shit

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TSLA bulls raving over a paltry driverless Tesla has me feeling good about my puts lmao.

BREAKING: TSLA unveils technology to allows drivers to drive at night by illuminating road in front of vehicle with advanced magic bulbs of light Cult: TSLA UP 100%!!!

"cathie wood ARK sold TSLA" i guess TSLA is going up

Dot com p/e 80 PLTR p/e 180 TSLA p/e 316

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Can't wait for TSLA to be the 1st company to hit 10,000 P/E ratio. It will all be okay though once the sex robots are available for pre-order though.

Hoping SpaceX IPO next year for 2 trillion and TSLA also hits 3 trillion 🤗🤗

SpeceX IPO I’m thinking calls for sure, I messed up on TSLA but this is my second chance can’t wait!

Broad market pulling back on Friday, while TSLA pushing up 2.7% made no sense. TSLA isn’t some safe haven asset, but a risk on asset. SPY will retest 690 during regular trading hours this week.

TIL TSLA does not stand for testicular 😔

Why do I get this weird feeling this clown 🤡 market is gonna pump TSLA to 500 by end of Jan

TSLA sex robots will come with a monthly membership along with a $10k “full service mode” that will be implemented at some future date.

NVDA 📈 TSLA 📉

So buy TSLA and sell Costco? Seems like a bad decision.

it's the first trading day after Christmas 2025 / Satan's rally: the stock market has crashed to ATL, after BLOOMBERG exclusive that $ORCL is now building only 2 toilets in its HQ instead of 3, clearly a sign of increasing credit distress $NVDA has now become the least valuable company in the S&P500, and continues to trade like a meme stonk meanwhile $TSLA and $CVNA hit new ATH every week

new burry tweets, new AI model (like this week when googl got fuk), random "fake news" (see MSFT -3% last week or ORCL this Friday), mrPres. bad health condition, MU shitting their ERs... and TSLA increased sales

So TSLA $1000 EOY?

according to all the Sissy SpaceX fans, TSLA stock is adjacent to investing in SpaceX, they are intertwined and not just a car company. So, when SpaceX IPO's then we should see a split from TSLA and an appropriately significant stock price reduction, right? Right?

Was there an actual reason that tsla was bullish yesterday beyond the usual meme stock bullshit?

Bers would love nothing more than to see TSLA crashing thru the basement

Seeing everything red but tsla is actually a war crime. This is the world bers want. Total anarchy.

FED should stop looking inflation as a gauge of money excess in the system. They should just look at current TSLA price. TSLA at all time high = there is too much money in the system = no cuts. Very simple

TSLA should be $5

Managed to claw back to break even with some gold plays and inverse mstr, rgti. Still got a lot in the inverse mstr and deep red on inverse tsla. Thinking about selling it all and buy a bunch of car parts. Remember how I felt when I was down like 25k dont want to be there again but losing on tsla is rustling my jimmies

TSLA to $4000

TSLA 600 eoy 🚀🚀🚀

It's only rigged if you didn't read the other million posts of people betting again TSLA and losing all their money