TSLA

Why is tsla so shit today

This sub hates TSLA these days. SPCX must be their worst nightmare 🤣

Regards just selling Tsla crazy

TSLA goin back to 380 would be sick

Can TSLA do a retard pump to 439 today. That would be great

TSLA shareholders will be sacrificed to the new god (SPCX)

Damn, SPCX really is sucking all the wind out of TSLA. Wonder when the merger is gonna happens.

TSLA because Elon needs your help

SpaceX gonna merge with Tesla, TSLA shares will be converted to SPCX & pump till $300 with regard strength

Now that musk regards have a new stocks, will tsla burn

Pltr n tsla r gonna go wild right

will be another trading day where QQQ close up around 3% and MSFT down 3% and TSLA up 5%, I know it ...

TSLA $7000 eow

Little reminder that it took 10 years and 10 public offerings for TSLA to become profitable. SPCX will probably follow this path

So tsla is gonna pump for no reason... spcx is gonna pump for no reason... Elon will keep getting richer for no reason... What a world to live in...

In the future, all the men will have tsla sexbots and all the women will be impregnated by elon

Can't wait to start selling SPCX options to you degenerates. Selling covered TSLA options made me a millionaire in itself, so there's a REALLY good chance SPCX will make me homeless.

America is not Japan, even if the CAPEX disappears the others mags except NVDA and tsla have legacy business models that will print till the end of time

Mag7 aren't the real Mag7 anymore. Largest seven companies by market cap do not include META any more, and SPCX would have kicked out TSLA now, although I would have prefered AVGO over TSLA anyway.

!banbet TSLA 460 14d

With TSLA p/e MU would be 7500 so sure why not. Also adobe spams me with AI features every time I open a pdf. I don't want it. I need to do one little thing and it takes me more time to close their pop-ups than the actual task. I'm on the verge of canceling my subscription but don't know any pdf alternatives. I was exoloring their cancellation options or lower subscrions and they offered me 3 months free. I feel like they have a monopoly on that file format though.

You know people that bought IPO aren't allowed to sell for like 30 days? And the dickload of stock held by employees cant be sold for like 180-360 days and they can only sell if it is up. But TSLA coasts at 350 PE so whatever 500-600 PE is, is probably where SPCX will land.

So does TSLA become the forgotten stepchild or does it just follow SPCX

Spcx definitely httin 1000 even without TSLA merger

Cathie Wood bought about 3.2M shares of SPCX today. Her best buy was TSLA so of course she will buy SPCX. Lets see what kind of price it will stay at in a few months.

TSLA theta Fridays are so cursed mayne.

**the ONLY good thing** about AI, SPACEX, TSLA and all the other bullshit companies is that the CASINO has openly and totally entered the formal markets, therefore, **with all the porn moneis from bubbles and bullshit in the real market, the fake moneis BITCOIN that doesn´t even do a pretend product at a huge loss, will die...**

Its a cult. Its made millionaires out of pure belief, to think this thing relies on fundamentals is delusional. I remember the exact same conversation when tsla starting going parabolic, its still there. We might never go to mars, or this is the catalyst that makes it happen. Regardless its trading at 500+ pe

Everyone hating on spacex is gunna see the company do the same thing as TSLA (returns not to that magnitude obviously). The guy revolutionized the car industry whether you like it or not. I’m yoloing into long dated csps on Tuesday, probably around a $80 strike.

With SPCX out next to TSLA, the retard strength of his cult has been split in half.

I can bet you a decent number of this subs actual wealthy investors made a shit ton just holding tsla since inception

That may very well happen. We saw a version of that during the 2 semi crash days last week. There are a lot of algos tied to TSLA in particular as a sentiment indicator that might set off a firestorm. They are 2 large index components (or will be) and that alone would be a drag, which then gets the bears going, the puts bought At these valuations and these all time highs it could be the thing that leads to the thing that leads to the thing to start a notable pullback in everything.

They are literally talking about merging them specifically to avoid the inevitable collapse of TSLA stock price.

It's not even close to comparable. Tesla IPOd at a valuation of $1.7B, SpaceX IPO is currently valued at $2T. 1,176x more expensive. Not much juice left to squeeze like TSLA had.

Imagine TSLA and SPCX have earnings at the same time Elon's ketamine fueled voice has to end one Teams call and join the other to spew the same garbage lmao

I knew I shoulda took profit on those tsla calls yesterday. Flat as a chopping board WHAT A SCAM

I paid $36 pre split for TSLA got out at $385. With this I got 5 at 135 and I’ll be out on Tuesday. F Elon.

>Accounting for splits, TSLA went from around $2/share in 2012 to $400/share today. So, obviously, in 12 years SPCX will be worth $35000 a share and have a market cap of $800 trillion. This is how Elon dickrider brains work

Holding TSLA for the ride. Robo ride.

Next earnings, TSLA will issue a buy $100b buy back, but will buy SPCX instead of TSLA

tsla what a dissapointment can't even pump 5%. doo doo

What’s with the worrying trend of hero worshipping of the celebrities and billionaires/(trillionaire now)? One guy I am close with told me Elon was the most intelligent human in the world because he was the richest and I asked him if his net worth dropped by 50% because of $tsla, does he lose 50% of his intelligence too and he couldn’t say anything, lol.

SPCX and TSLA marketcap=3.5T Net profits in 2025: -1.5 Billion MSFT marketcap=2.9T Net profits in 2025:101 Billion Net profit such an overrated metric

Bers spent years crying about TSLA and now spacex is here and they still won’t buy in and will spend the rest of their lives crying about space x

Short TSLA, there’s literally no reason for people to own it now

Who's gonna buy TSLA now that the new hot Elon stock is online???

Are they dumping TSLA shares to try and pump up SPCX......

All I have to say is fuck Elon, fuck SpaceX, fuck TSLA, and fuck all the Elon dickriders

I remember the TSLA meme days and they werent pretty for the over all market This shit erodes trust in the system

Degens pilling into the most overvalued company since TSLA