TSLA

Tip for all you regarded fools (including me), did the math YTD, and found out I could have bought a TSLA model Y with the realized losses from fcking around with this meme ticker. So either leave it the fck alone or go and get you some teslers instead. Fck u for your attention to this matter.

Since EV credits are dead who tf is gonna buy a TSLA?

wonder if TSLA can reverse uno today and go back to $470, maybe $475? possible, chat?

Full ported tsla today. Hope he doesn’t say anything stupid.

**The last 10 years of TSLA was just a big bull trap. The next 5 years will be straight down. Bankrupt and delisted from Nasdaq by 2030. Elon in jail by 2035. Your kids won’t even know Tesla existed.** **Bull is fuck.**

tsla calls hurt my boo boo mommy

Yesterday after close there was a guy who said “If you didn’t buy TSLA calls today (at 460) you belong here “ lol

wow TSLA fuk

I don’t understand why TSLA is down and every other stock is up? Why isn’t 🌮 hurting the right stocks?

Elon will never hit his targets for 10 years. TSLA makes outdated plastic cars for conformists.

Elon told me TSLA hitting 550 tmrw 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

When’s TSLA gonna bounce back up?

What’s everyone having for dinner? I’m having ice cubes because I bought TSLA calls at 475

Dang it. Should have bought TSLA calls for tomorrow. It’s going rip tonight

For a brief moment of vulnerability: I was expecting TSLA to reach $530 after the delivery beat, not $430. Disappointing.

TSLA 10000c

Imaging buying TSLA calls at 470, you must be regarded Yes I'm balls deep TSLA short at 360. I'm regarded

TSLA to 500 👀👀

tsla to 450 tmr maybe

TSLA shrek tmrw?

1mo ITM calls on NVDA, HOOD, & TSLA Can’t go tits up right

Wait wait wait. So you know TSLA, RGTI, many others are pure scam stocks. Overvalued by literally an order of magnitude. You know it, I know it. So the question has to be asked - who the fuck is buying it. I mean, you're not a complete window licking retard so I know you're not, right? I'm definitely not. So....?

My TSLA 440Ps were down something like 95% at open this morning. Looking pretty decent now. Quite interested to see what tomorrow brings.

TSLA 🤡

127% on my TSLA puts. I feel like Nancy pelosi without the giant knockers

TSLA 420 tomorrow?

Imagine saying TSLA is a tech company, not a car company, and then bragging about deliveries being up 7% after falling like 70

TSLA calls

CNBC whining that TSLA drops despite a beat is ironic to say the least

!banbet TSLA +3% 1d

Tsla breaks sub 400?

TSLA finna pump all these shorts and put holders tomorrow

Do my TSLA 500c have a chance? They expire 10/10

Tsla down 5% cured my faith in humanity

TSLA works too

Big bearish engulfing on TSLA (1D). If it gets below 433, it may slide to test 428 (13ema), 420, 406 on the deep end?

Instead of taking trade on apple I should have played CRCL, MSTR or tsla. FML.

So tsla $500 when??

My TSLA calls worth less now 🤡🔫

Tsla calls

AUR better technology than TSLA

Well my 1 tsla LEARNING put printed. Was a way to late and only got on around 11am MST. But hey learning is about building confidence and experience not winning the lottery. Anyhow. Thoughts for tsla price action tomorrow? Any other promising put or call targets? The more info the better but any ticker mention allows me o focus on that and learn rather than stepping into the void of the internets. I think tsla go back up. Another 0dte set up.

WTF YOU GUYS TOLD ME TSLA WAS GOING TO 500 NOW MY CONTRACTS WORTH $0

We like TSLA at $300

If you lost money on TSLA calls you’re actually fucking retarded. There wasn’t a time in the past month you had to hold more than a day to make money. If you bought today, this far into the run, and then got slapped down you are genuinely a Neanderthal.

need TSLA to pull a reversal uno from today and go back to $470

TSLA is such an unpredictable pos stock. It goes down on good news and moons on really bad news. Thank goodness I don’t own and I don’t trade this garbage.

I got my cheeks clapped pretty hard playing tsla calls

Why did TSLA tank on positive delivery news?

AMD up. TSLA down. What is happening?