TV

Melon needs to eat a tesla live on TV

Guys im in the hospital getting my appendix removed Make something happen today to bring me some joy in they dreary walls Massive Clifford, Massive, Shrek, anything but QVC on TV please

I need mango man to pop on tv real quick and say the war is almost maybe over again real quick.

“The media” If you watch TV news you’re smooth brained

https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2031127727076520333 *IRAN SAYS WAR CAN END IF GUARANTEED NOT ATTACKED AGAIN:STATE TV why is that getting ignored

# *IRAN SAYS WAR CAN END IF GUARANTEED NOT ATTACKED AGAIN:STATE TV ber r so so so fuk

*IRAN SAYS WAR CAN END IF GUARANTEED NOT ATTACKED AGAIN:STATE TV

*IRAN SAYS WAR CAN END IF GUARANTEED NOT ATTACKED AGAIN:STATE TV why are we dropping?

Is this shit on youtube really live? Why is no tv news playing this?

I can’t even fap with him on tv

Is this your first time at war with a reality TV star president?

Yall out of your gourds if you think shit gonna get better before it gets worse lmao the chief executive shits his pants on tv dog

Just think you’ll be able to tell your kids…”the USA was ruled by a reality tv host and he started a war in the Middle East. Oil spiked to $120 per barrel and people still didn’t think they should sell stocks. After the initial manipulation is when stocks fell and wiped people out entirely.”

Gave up TV long time ago after finding this sub.  On red days, it's top entertainment. 

Its only happening because he shat himself on live tv

Iran nominates Khamanei's son as a new leader - state TV says

I'm not American and don't watch TV.

fuck I got cl3 rated hdmi cables to run behind the wall and them shit feel like they gonna rip the god damn hdmi ports out of the TV. it's not horrible, but you get no real wiggle room. maybe I'll get some 3m hanger things to hold the cables up on the wall to take the stress off. thanks diary.

We have the dumbest administration of all time trying to overthrow the civilization that invented algebra. Hopefully this TV talk show host and the reality TV star start to realize reality isn't Hollywood

Y’all ever think about how like we’re really desensitized to seeing weird shit on TV so we go “that’s not scary” to a ton of stuff, but like, if you saw that in real life you’d totally freak the fuck out Like picture a gremlin. It’s not that scary, right? If you turned around and there was a real gremlin in your room with you right now, you’d probably lose your fuckin mind. Like that’s interesting to think about

IRAN READY TO CONTINUE WAR FOR FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS: STATE TV

Fun fact: most gay bathhouses have TV rooms where you can get railed while watching CNBC

Breaking: Oracle pauses its bold AI push after Larry Ellison proves he can still innovat. By switching the TV input from HDMI-1 to HDMI-2 without calling IT. Sources say this is the company’s biggest successful migration since moving Java licensing to “extortion-as-a-service.”

At least we can just watch the war on TV now. Imagine World War II and having to wait until the newspaper the next day that sounds boring.

again?? fml. how long do we have to see that guy shit himself on TV while ordering the world into WW3 ? Guys do something omg. its your country, your president. I cant do shit, none of us europoorians can.

Oil is up 27% from when the tv talking heads said not to buy oil and everything was priced in. 

Then turn off propaganda TV. You can tell it’s propaganda when the administration feels safe enough to lie on TV and don’t want or receive any pushback. How are you gonna get accurate trade info on something that is a lie, and if you follow it you are the exit liquidity.

Sundar Pichai must have said the n-word on live TV

Job numbers better be so bad, fed comes on tv and announced they bought multiple money printers

Just remember chase your dreams, if someone could make a grilled cheese sandwich without melting the cheese and have a multimillion dollar restaurant empire as well as have multiple tv shows. You can make it too.

Excuse me. HI. So um my tv isn’t working…

It’s sort of like those prison scenes on tv in which a person walks up to the most powerful person in prison and makes them their bitch. That’s what Israel did

I get my TV on a can attached with strings

And last night, I only had sleep for dinner [Couldn't even 'ford a TV dinner](https://genius.com/36361804/Ray-vaughn-dollar-menu/Couldnt-even-ford-a-tv-dinner) Not a Banquet, a Kids Cuisine, Marie Callender's

You still got a regular def tv or something from the 90s? Maybe your grandpappys antenna black and white tv?

Apple TV did a good job with the F1 broadcast, calls on AAPL.

Just think, at least you didn't shart on live tv like 🥭

The way for 🥭 to save face from this fiasco is to arrest Netanyahu in the white House live on TV.

There's been a suspicious number of TV shows about fallout shelters and bunkers lately... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout_(American_TV_series) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billionaires%27_Bunker

Someone please find out where Tom Lee lives and just lock his door from outside so that he wont show up on TV with another BTC to 250k exit liquidity euphoria, at least not before BTC hits 200k and I am done with this fucking market.

When I’m feeling extra nice, I let my wife have the tv remote.

Great write up. I havent tracked the options prices themselves but that sounds interesting ill have to look into that. I pay for the mid tier TV and CME live prices so im curious if the options would be as well. 

TV was so good in that little period

Iran has no intention of negotiating with the United States and can continue fighting across the Middle East for as long as needed, Mohammad Mokhber, a senior aide to the former supreme leader Ali Khamenei, tells state TV. He tells the broadcaster that Iran had “no trust in the Americans and we have no basis for any negotiations with them,” adding that: “We can continue the war as long as we want.”

if I pack a fat dip and watch dogshit TV maybe I can trick the whole universe that it's 2018 again

Korea is like 3 washing machine tv companies and memory sticks… up like 50% ytd. Chill out lmao

just got a 77" tv, everything looks so nice. can't wait till I get used to it and it's just whatever and then i'm like "hmm maybe I shoulda gotten an +80" we are never satisfied.

Hard to find reliable information on the Iran thing, probably the most confusing event to follow in recent history. TBH no idea what’s actually going on. Can’t trust any video or talking head on tv

I’m not opposed to the supreme leader getting got, I’m just wishing a drunk tv host wasn’t the sec def and a senile tv host wasn’t shitting his pants in the oval..

Depends if she noticed the TV gone or not.