TV

Operation Epic Fury? This is what 50 years of Insurance and Diazepam TV commercials will do to the boomer brain

> IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER KHAMENEI TO GIVE SPEECH WITHIN MINUTES AFTER U.S., ISRAELI STRIKES ON IRAN -AL-ALAM TV Shit he’s still alive

Don’t believe everything you see on TV or the internet! Don’t fall for too much propaganda! Remember the ghost of Kyiv never existed! Other than that have fun and be home when the street lights come on!

Didn’t we destroy their nuclear program last year? Set them back a decade? That’s what the president told me on TV

what tv channel r u guys watching

Hey remember those totally not fake or ghey attacks that supposedly took down all the Iranian nuclear capabilities? Remember when the supreme tanned one and tv personality Hesgeth called every ghey and woke because the attacks were totally awesome and real? I know Americans in general have the memory of a retarded goldfish but there has to be one solitary moran that remembers

Turn on the TV. Any newspaper litteraly

The Apple TV remote is too small and gets lost in my sheets

Gonna watch the war on tv, hope it in 4K

# Sum one check on the NVO bagholders. Shits brutal since their CEO fainted last year on live TV.

ok ill be honest steve weiss is good tv even if he's an arrogrant prick

Remember when the guy who lied about the weather (twice) got on TV and yelled at us that people in the US were eating dogs and cats, and then like 77,000,000 people voted him to be president

Paramount-WBD combo is going to have >$100bn in debt on the books and 80% of earnings of the combo comes from declining cable TV assets. This has bankruptcy written all over it in 10 years or at the first signs of economic distress.

Paramount-WBD combo is going to have >$100bn in debt on the books and 80% of earnings of the combo comes from declining cable TV assets. This has bankruptcy written all over it in 10 years or at the first signs of economic distress.

we need to ban algorithmic social media and go back to chronological feeds. also let's go back to 1960 when they'd just go "that's the news for tonight, good night!" \*tv static\*

Actual question as an europoor for you ameritards: does everyone in the USA wake up at like 5:30 am? In TV shows and even in this sub, everyone is always up so early, while in EU it's not common.

Fell asleep with the TV on. Woke up to Harry Potter… and Dobby on the beach 😭. Either a bloody day or the sacrifice has been received.

$60B in debt to acquire linear TV assets lmfao the Ellisons cooked themselves

I still don’t understand why paramount or Netflix were willing to overpay for all that dying garbage. in 10 years who will even have the attention span to sit down and watch TV

More people lose jobs more people seat in front of tv I think that’s how it works

Guy meets woman and they start dating. Every time they go anywhere she's got her hands on his shaft and smiling at him. Every time he stops his car she swallow his load. Every time they go anywhere they hold hands. She gently rubs his chest in bed while he's watching TV Every night. His dick is used and abused by her Every day for months, years. 10 years later they're on the couch and he says "would you like to warm your hand up on my dick?" She replies with "no"

Yeah and they'll be farming a ton of money through ad revenue and if they go into TV deals that could lead to even more profit potential

:( my alert never triggered and I missed the move down to 686. Bitchass TV

If I did not have bad luck, I would have no luck at all. My dad has won all sorts of shit from charity raffles. Like multiple guns, a fuckin 4 door jeep wrangler once, a 85” tv. I’m convinced that he hoarded all the familial luck.

What are all these drugs they are advertising on TV? Who even has these diseases? I need to take Blumptruvia to manage my PsLVD Type 2???

We used to fight over the remote in the past and now no one watches TV😥😥

Wharton degree, attractive, gets on Tv. Doors open when you’re smart and cute.

Spy looks like it might have some good upward momentum here, but any minute now, some raging dickhead from the administration is going to go live on TV, he's gonna look around, comb his hair, look directly into that fucking camera and say "Tariff". Then you position will get wrecked in the blink of an eye.

Does anybody actually unironically use the word bastard irl? It’s like one of the most common “swear” words in movies and tv but I can’t remember the last time I’ve heard somebody actually try to use it.

Why is Jim Cramer on tv? This shit is un-fucking-watchable

That's why I watch my daily dose of Hentai on the conference room TV.

This is the best the dems have to go on live TV for a response. Cooked. Again. They have no one

Am i on the right tv channel?

turned it into a reality tv episode

Babe, wake up, government reality tv is on

Is like watching a tv sitcom

Greg bovino is at home giving his tv a Nazi salute

By far the most nauseating thing to come out of all of this was watching Zucc, Sergey, and Gates line up to kiss his ring on live tv once it became clear he was back in power, knowing full well they were prepared to do the same if the other side had won.

Orange 🍊 man mentions Nancy Pelosi and they show Elizabeth Warren on TV 💀😤

Imagine the president telling tens of millions of people on live TV that your dick doesn’t work

Bro slapped his wife’s ass on tv lmao

I can't believe the woman who pretended to be a vegetable on tv is in charge of education

Some woman at the restaurant is so fucking triggered right now and screaming because the president is talking on tv

Yo I think he’s having a stroke on live tv

Why are they playing Idiocracy on every TV channel?

The fact that you and 20 other people have commented that makes me think he'll press the nuke Iran button live on TV.

I’m watching re runs of Cougar Town on Roku TV’s free programming because I CANT AFFORD CABLE TV ANYMORE

PAM 🅱️ONDI SHOWS TITS ON LIVE TV

If he strokes out on TV tonight somebody please remix it to Yakety Sax.